How happy it would be if Degang Guo's second child gave birth to a daughter?

Who the hell is she? How dare a little girl be so overbearing? That was none other than the son of Degang Guo, the monitor of Deyun Society. No, my daughter, Guo Qilin!

Although the title is just completely out of love for Deyun Society, it is fictional, but with the help of Degang Guo's second son Guo Fenyang, it is not difficult to see that Zhang Yunlei is no longer a group pet with Andy (Guo Fenyang). Cute as hell, chubby little hands pulling uncle Zhang Yunlei's hair, and pigtails (Zhang Yunlei) not only don't get angry, but also enthusiastically touch their heads and feed them delicious food to Andy. This alone makes many girls in Deyun Society envious.

Yu Qian, two teachers now, has a particularly classic burden on the stage, that is: "My son is Yu's apprentice, and Yu's son Guo is my apprentice!" "

If it is true that Teacher Guo gave birth to a daughter, you can imagine how "colorful" the teacher's burden is.

Today's Deyun Society is hard-won, and the audience's attention to Deyun Society is from stage to stage. Crosstalk is getting better and better, thanks to two teachers, Degang Guo and Yu Qian. I believe that the small storm in front of me will pave the way for a big rainbow in the near future.

Shine Wong in Degang Guo will have a daughter. It looks like this.

Degang Guo and Shine Wong are not very good in appearance genes. Degang Guo is short, dark and fat, with average facial features. Shine Wong has a huge skeleton, which is a typical case of overnutrition and obesity. Fourteen years old, almost like an adult. Once these two genes are combined, Guo Fenyang is still a good part. Results After the lovely welfare period, she quickly became a big fat doll, and her figure was 1.5 times larger than that of her peers. It is estimated that he is likely to become a fat rich second generation in the future.

Guo Qilin is beautiful, and high-quality genes should come from Degang Guo's ex-wife. She has small facial features and a moderate skeleton, and she feels a different person when she loses weight. Guo Qilin disguised herself as a man to look good, which is also the reason. It is very difficult for Guo Fenyang to grow up. The skeleton is much bigger than the average person. Even if he lost weight, he was just like a box. It's hard to give people a petite and lovely feeling. His current weight estimate is beyond Zhang Yunlei's ability. If he conducts a search, he can estimate that Zhang Yunlei can be admitted to the hospital.

Therefore, if Degang Guo gave birth to a daughter, it is estimated that she will not take it out as often as Guo Fenyang does. Girls are different from boys, and boys have few tigers. If a girl looks like a tiger's back, parents will try their best to collect it to reduce the exposure, especially the daughter of a celebrity. Little Shenyang's daughter, after being laughed at by netizens, is now basically protected without appearance. The descendants of celebrities really can't rely on their parents to win applause, but also have a rare position, especially girls. If they are good-looking, they will continue to be public figures, such as Pan Yang and Ceng Baoyi. If you are ugly, you can only eat and drink at home or do business behind the scenes. Of course, there are also some people who have no brains and have to be forced out of their positions, and they also cooperate with handsome guys to shoot idol dramas. As a result, it was photographed as brick slag, which is a lot.

Therefore, although Degang Guo has repeatedly expressed his love for his daughter, he and Shine Wong have too strong genes, and the safety factor of having a son is higher.

If Degang Guo gave birth to a daughter, it would definitely be the pet of Deyun Society. Hundreds of big men in the whole group will take good care of her growth, including fear in her mouth and fear of flying in her hand; Oh, this is probably the happiest girl in the world.

Of course, as a girl of a crosstalk family, it is inevitable that she will be teased by her brothers and sisters. This is the obligation that Lao Guo's daughter should bear; Why don't we make up some to play with? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Degang Guo: I can tell whose fans the audience are from their crying. Some fans are called "dad", others are called "brother-in-law", Wang Jiulong's fans are called "uncle" and Teacher Yu's fans are called "ancestors".

Yu Qian: Oh, I also heard someone call him "grandfather". Why don't you take over?

Degang Guo: I think which bad boy will care about my daughter?

Yu Qian: Don't worry. It belongs to Yu Siyang.

Degang Guo: Fuck you!

Degang Guo: Teacher Yu, can you control your son Guo ... What about Yu?

Yu Qian: What?

Degang Guo: Come to my house and play with my daughter every day.

Yu Qian: That's good, childhood friends.

Degang Guo: Is there anything delicious? It pains me to see them playing so well.

Yu Qian: What? My son is not good enough for your daughter?

Degang Guo: That's not true. It's just that there are some things I've been thinking about for years. It seems that I must tell you now, or it will lead to great disaster.

Yu Qian: Huh? You're not holding your breath again, are you?

Degang Guo: Yu Siyang, a child, really doesn't treat me like an outsider. He told me everything.

Yu Qian: What did he tell you?

Degang Guo: He told me a long time ago that he liked someone, but he was afraid to tell me.

Yu Qian: This boy, why don't you talk to me as a father? I can teach him to talk.

Degang Guo: He's afraid he'll say it. The whole world will abandon him.

Yu Qian: How? I am very satisfied with Guo's daughter.

Degang Guo: Then I'll tell you.

Yu Qian: Go ahead.

Degang Guo: Actually, what I like is that. ....

Yu Qian: Your daughter?

Degang Guo: Guo Qilin.

Yu Qian: Fuck you.

Guo Qilin: Since I had a younger sister, my position in the family has plummeted.

Yan Hexiang: Oh, tell me quickly. Let's play together.

Guo Qilin: Are you still human? You bully me as much as they do, don't you? Be careful that my dad fires you.

Yan Hexiang: Can you be the master of your father now?

Guo Qilin: Well, look. ....

Yan Hexiang: Wow, how's it going?

Guo Qilin: Now in our house, all the delicious food is given to my sister. Sister finished eating, the dog ate, and the dog ate the rest.

Yan Hexiang: It's a good thing your family doesn't have pigs.

Guo Qilin: What does this have to do with pigs?

Yan Hexiang: If you raise pigs, you will be inferior to pigs and dogs.

Guo Qilin: Fuck you, or I will kill you.

Yan Hexiang: Come on, I'm not afraid of you now!

Guo Qilin: Your children are going to rebel. If I fall out of favor, I'm arrogant, aren't I?

Yan Hexiang: So what?

Guo Qilin: I'll call my dad right now and ask him to fire you.

The following is the telephone connection:

Guo Qilin: Hey, Dad, are you resting?

Degang Guo: Yes?

Guo Qilin: Hey, it's no big deal. Just to let you know that Yan Hexiang always bullies me, and I want to fire him ... "

Degang Guo: Nonsense. Never drive.

Guo Qilin: Why not?

Degang Guo: Because your sister doesn't agree.

Guo Qilin: What does this have to do with my sister?

Degang Guo: Your sister likes to play with strong children now.

Guo Qilin: Whose strong child is it?

Degang Guo: The parents of the strong children are standing next to you.

Guo Qilin: Wow ~

Finally, advise those boys who want to call Degang Guo "father-in-law" and see what happens to you.

This topic is also a brain hole.

Many people in Guo Qilin are thinking about this problem now. If you have another daughter, you will get it. Degang Guo's real national father-in-law.

Now that you have opened your brain, let's play it again boldly. With Yu Qian's long-standing friendship, this girl could not be born, so Yu Shu had to marry in a hurry. In the worst case, it is also necessary to make a young marriage with Wu Ge Yu Siyang. Even Guo Qilin has to be a crazy girl.

Imagine again, how many years later, this Deyun Society is already owned by Uncle Yu. This living brain made up a palace fight. Of course, we are joking and can't take it seriously.

Just think of this girl, and there will be more than 400 uncles in the future. The scene is simply terrible. It's not too much to spoil a phone call to a group of people. Even Beijing is my land, so it is one of the overlords.