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Classic funny jokes of 100 thousand cold jokes

1. You have countless spare tires and constant feelings, not because you are attractive, but because you are cheap and versatile.

2. What is the most unbelieving thing others have said to you, calling me ugly?

The ship of friendship capsized and the ship of love sank. Only canoes in single dog can stand.

4. Do you believe it? There is always a girl coming into this world to torture you.

My brother smokes because he hurts his lungs and is not sad.

6. College students = eat+sleep+fall in love with pigs = eat+sleep, so college students = pigs+fall in love with more college students-fall in love = pigs, that is, college students don't fall in love with pigs.

7. When a meteor falls in love with the earth, it will fall without hesitation, just for that moment; When clouds fall in love with running water, they fall without hesitation, just to solve the pain of acacia; As soon as I think of you, I will not hesitate to pay a dime to tell you in advance: Happy June 1st, little P-boy!

8. When the devil knocked on the glass in front of your window, the toad got into your bed, the poisonous snake rippled over your head, the earthworm shuttled between your toes, and the centipede had climbed into your nostrils. Don't be afraid! I rode a snail to save you! Drive! Drive!

9. As soon as I reviewed, I found other people's heads, some were printers, some were tape recorders, some were digital cameras, and my head was a soymilk machine.

10. Chatting in the same language without * * * is like a mess. You don't need the wind to blow it. You want to take a shower after a few words.

1 1. The boat being read turned over and sublimated into a ship that failed to pass the main body.

12. There is no wife in the old woman's cake and no fish in the fish-flavored shredded pork, so it is understandable that there is no chest in the bra.

13. Will you come with me when I lend you a helping hand? If not, I will have to put out my foot to trip you up.

14. Lie on your back tonight, get up early tomorrow, lie prone tomorrow night, and exercise the day after tomorrow. Sometimes it's that simple.

15. Two drunks were driving at a gallop. A: Be careful! There is a sharp turn ahead. B: What? Don't you drive?

16. Men, the upper body is self-cultivation, and the lower body is the essence; Women, the upper body is the bait, and the lower body is the trap.

17. When a man says inner beauty, he means inside the bra, not inside.

18. Are you blind? You can't see such a big shield, but you want to throw stones at my head!

19. Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?

20. Africans get descendants of black pigs, chimpanzees with yin-yang imbalance.

2 1. Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.

22. Your teeth are like stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart.

23. Kindergarten-level high school students are all frog heads with congenital diseases.

24. Take off my clothes, I am an animal. Put on my clothes. I'm the devil wears Prada!

25. I woke up in the morning and thought I had grown up. It turned out that the quilt was covered horizontally.

Classic jokes about100000 cold jokes.

1. Some men are as smart and changeable as the weather. Some women are as stupid as the weather forecast. She can't see the change of the weather.

2. Someone has a crush on you, will you be tempted when you know it? I think I'll change my mind.

Our destiny began thousands of years ago. That autumn, we played in the maple forest with fallen leaves like fire, and you chased me. Finally, when you caught up with me, you kindly bit me. At that time, my name was Lv Dongbin.

I have been an unknown knight in the Jianghu until one day I met the most mysterious you in the legend and even called out your name. Since then, I have also had a famous name in the Jianghu: Xia!

Living with emotion is a tragedy, living with reason is a comedy.

6. Fool people with false temperament, educate people with learned language, inspire people with copying words, and tease people with refined language!

7. As long as your feet are still on the ground, don't take yourself too lightly; As long as you live on earth, don't take yourself too seriously.

8. I know I have many advantages that you can't stand, so please reflect on yourself.

9. I wonder who will be cheaper in the future.

10. I love you and I will never forget you. If there is someone more handsome than you in the future, of course, it is another matter.

1 1. Others care whether you fly high or not, but I don't care about you at all.

12. A vendor selling watermelons on the roadside is shouting, Not ripe, no money. I went to see him, but I really don't know him. I picked up two watermelons and left.

13. Because of lack of sleep, I have a bad temper. If I get enough sleep, I will be cute.

14. I am not cool at all, but I am handsome.

15. Someone actually laughed at my cowardice in front of me. They are so brave and envious.

Classic jokes about100000 cold jokes.

1. What are the obstacles? Besides, my legs are so long.

After watching your life, I finally found the courage to live.

There will be no pie in the sky because we don't believe it.

4. Although there are too many androgens in the body. But at least let others know that I am a woman.

Don't treat me like a common people and tell the story of the underworld.

I've always liked you, but sometimes I don't like humans.

7. You don't know what I'm doing. Am I busy?

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