A cold joke about a blind man and a policeman fishing. The police forbade the blind to fish anywhere, so the blind went to a new place and met the police again.

A person catches crabs by the sea. The police said you can't catch crabs here, and you will be fined. . . The man said, I didn't catch a crab. I raised this crab myself. It knows me. . . The police don't believe it. The man said, if you don't believe me, I'll throw it into the sea and it will come back when I call it. . . The policeman said, I want to see how you call it back. . . . The man threw the crab into the sea, and the policeman said, now call the crab back ~ ~ ~ Man: Crab? What crab? ~~~~~~