Connotative jokes from the cat-flapping community

Connotative jokes from the cat-flapping community

Everyone likes to watch some meaningful jokes because they can make people feel happier. The following is the connotation paragraph I shared from the cat-flapping community. Welcome to read and share!

The connotation joke from the Maopu community is 1 1. Husband: Wife, why don't you send messages again?

Wife: Nothing, just chatting.

Husband: Let me see. (Reaching for it)

Wife: Don't look!

Husband: I have to watch it!

Wife: OK! Honey, I admit that I had an affair with Lao Wang next door!

Husband: What?

Wife: Honey, don't be angry. I won't do it again!

Husband: Do you dare to rob my old king?

Wife: Yes. . . . . . . .

2. Several monkeys watched the man taking a bath. A monkey said, look, they are really tall, but they have no tail.

A monkey said, are you stupid? Their tails only grow in front, but they are shorter.

Talking about men's money in the office will go bad. An elder sister said: Our director is sure that money will not go bad.

Everyone asked: Why?

The elder sister replied: because our director is bad enough!

Dear, your courier has arrived. Please go downstairs and get it.

Come on up, my husband is not here, and I'll give you one for free.

Who are you kidding? There was a power outage today, and my legs were already weak when I climbed the 19 floor, so I still wanted to do it.

A woman who just came to work gave me a mouth, "Why did you hit me!"

"Bah, don't you know what you did in my dream last night?"

I .......

6. "Dad, this is my boyfriend!"

"How did you find one like this to let your mother know how sad it is!"

"Dad, you have gone too far. How can you say that about my boyfriend! "

"I didn't tell you!"

7. "Dad, how do you know my mother!"

"At that time, your mother jumped into the river, and I happened to pass by, so I jumped down and saved her. Three months later, we got married! "

"Dad, you are so brave!"

"Son, you can't learn to swim!"

"Why?"

"Do you want to be free?"

"Of course, when I grow up, I will be free. You can't control me! I have a wife to marry! "

"Son, don't be silly, dad regrets now! Dad is so big, he is not free yet! "

8. Is your wife pregnant?

B: I'm pregnant, but it's an ectopic pregnancy, which is very exciting.

Your son looks down on you too much. He thinks you can't afford a house, and he is afraid to live in your wife's womb.

What are you talking about? How do you explain this premature baby?

A: Premature babies also look down on their parents. They were afraid that their parents could not afford to pay for their uterus, so they simply checked out early.

Connotative jokes from Maopu 2 1 community. There was a long queue in the shop. When it was my turn, I told the clerk to buy 50 condoms. As a result, the two women behind me began to laugh wildly. So I turned around, gave them a gloomy look, and then said to the clerk, "Wait, change it to 52."

2. I am a very principled person. My principle is only three words, depending on the mood.

In English class, the teacher asked me to write words in Chinese and English with corresponding meanings, saying that if any word really can't be written in Chinese, he would call me to the blackboard and ask me to write ten words. HLL wrote ten Chinese characters and silently returned to his seat. As a result, the English teacher couldn't stand it any longer. She took out the chalk and corrected my seven typos on the blackboard.

One day, my classmates and I were walking on the road. Seeing a woman holding a rabbit, my classmate asked me, do you know why girls like to keep rabbits? Okay, I don't know. Then I asked my classmates, who smiled and said, so you can buy carrots blatantly ... I was shocked. ...

5. "Is my face oily?" "Reflecting light, I can't see clearly."

6. Once upon a time, there was a toothpick walking on the road. Suddenly, it met a hedgehog, so it stopped and waved and said, ". . . Bus. . . "

7. My wife spent a lot of money on plastic surgery and went home as a beautiful woman in a few days. When he came in, he said to his puzzled husband, "What's the matter? Don't know me? " The husband paused, then said with surprise, "No, no, no, come in quickly, my wife is not at home."

8. My girlfriend sent me a multimedia message, but I didn't see it clearly. I only saw people, smoke and fire. I said without thinking, you are eating a barbecue.

Girlfriend said angrily: you have a good mouth, our family worships ancestors …

9. It takes 7 seconds for food to travel from mouth to stomach. A person's hair can lift the weight of 3 kilograms. The male genitalia is three times the size of the thumb. The hardness of femur is almost equal to that of cement. Women blink more than men 1 time. People need 300 muscles to stand upright. When the woman finished reading this article, the man was still looking at his thumb.

10, the boss brought a little secret for half a month. On the night when he came back, in order not to let his wife doubt anything, he worked very hard when making out and made a lot of noise. Suddenly, the neighbor downstairs knocked at the door and shouted angrily, it's been half a month, and it's been like this every day. Why don't you let people sleep?

1 1, go to eat rice noodles at noon. There are several kinds of rice noodles in the shop, ordinary 4 yuan, crossing the bridge rice noodles 10 yuan ... only a few are talking. Man: "I don't understand why crossing the bridge rice noodles is so expensive." More expensive than ordinary, 6 yuan? "Woman:" I don't know, maybe this 10 yuan includes the toll! " "