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I invited my colleagues to dinner, and as a result, my colleagues privately took 5 198 yuan Moutai. Should he pay for the drinks?

I invited a guest to dinner, and as a result, my colleague secretly took a bottle of 5 198 Moutai and asked me to settle the bill. The more I think about it, the angrier I get. I really can't swallow this tone. Finally, I had a brainwave and thought of a coup. Colleagues reluctantly stood up to pay the bill. I don't want to mention how cool it is to watch her dare to say it!

Last month, I got paid. Because of my outstanding performance, the leader rewarded me with 5000 yuan. I didn't mention it to anyone, and somehow it leaked out. The company spread all over the next day.

The leader dragged me into the office and lectured: "Didn't I tell you?" Don't mention the bonus. Why are you so impatient? "

I was also in a state of despair and quickly explained, "Manager Zhang, I swear, I have never mentioned this to anyone. I don't know what happened. Did someone secretly look at my payroll? "

The leader heard my answer, was silent for two seconds, and then turned on the company's monitoring. I don't know. I was shocked when I saw it. Someone really opened the drawer in my office and peeked at my payroll. This man is the company's pain in the ass: Jason.

She likes to take advantage and be jealous. She usually gives me a hard time. She always likes to make me do dirty work. When she sees that I've won the prize, she's sure to spread it around. Great, everyone knows!

The workplace is like a battlefield. If you are not careful, you will be targeted.

No, I just walked out of the leadership office, and Jason immediately leaned in: "Oh, the red man of our company won 5,000 yuan, which is a great happy event. Loneliness is better than happiness. Invite everyone to dinner tonight! "

As soon as this remark came out, the frying pan of the company exploded, and everyone discussed it in one sentence: "This is a good idea. Of course, if you get the bonus, you have to treat me to dinner. I know a good place and a new restaurant. I hear it tastes good. We can try. "

"I also heard that the place is not far from the company, only a few minutes away from work ..."

I don't know what to say when I watch everyone chatting noisily. When Zhang Jie saw that I didn't talk, she immediately sarcastically said, "Hey, what's wrong with you? Say something, huh? It will not be reluctant to pay, will it? "

Hearing her say this, I was so angry that I almost blew my hair off. I took a deep breath and told myself to calm down. I quickly replied with a quick laugh: "What did Sister Zhang say? Do you think I look like this? Not just a meal? Tonight is my treat. Don't go home after work. Let's have a big meal together. "

Get my reply, everyone clap!

Happy time always flies, and it's almost time to get off work.

At everyone's request, I chose the newly opened hotel near the company and booked a box in advance, so we can go directly.

When our party came to the hotel, the waiter greeted us warmly: "Welcome. Box 2 106 is ready. This is the first room on the left side of the stairs. Please come with me. "

When I came to the box and everyone sat down, I said to the waiter, "Please bring me two menus. We want to order. "

Why do you want two menus? Because there are many people in the company, one table can't be seated, so I specially booked a box that can sit for two tables.

After getting the menu, I said to everyone, "Make yourself at home. Today is my treat. Don't be polite to me. "

Who knows, everyone is pushing and shoving, and no one will order, saying that whoever treats will order, and I will arrange it tonight.

I couldn't beat them, so I had to pick up the menu and prepare my own order. Who knows Jason grabbed the menu and said, "If you don't order, I'll order. Really, it is so difficult to order a dish. "

After that, she picked up the menu and ordered ten hard dishes. She didn't mean to stop and ordered some more bottles of red wine. That's not all. She turned her head and asked her male colleague, "Do you drink Maotai? It's rare for someone to invite you today. Want a bottle? "

When they heard it, Maotai? That bottle costs thousands of dollars. How is that possible? One by one to keep shake head, hurriedly refused.

Seeing that everyone disagreed, she reluctantly returned the menu to the waiter and said, "Well, the dishes at these two tables are the same. Take these first and order later."

Someone couldn't stand it, and said to her, "Sister Zhang, I think it's your treat tonight. You are so angry that you don't even treat money as money! "

I don't know whether she is really stupid or pretends not to understand. She looked indifferent: "that is, who asked you to order such a dark dish?" I don't want to have dinner early? "

I was afraid that if I went on, I would make a quarrel, so I quickly came out to make amends: "It's okay, Sister Zhang is nice, no matter who ordered it, as long as you have a good time."

I don't know if it was an illusion, but I felt Jason staring at me at that moment. When I look back at her again, everything is back to normal, maybe I think too much.

About half an hour later, the waiter began to serve in succession. Looking at the delicious food on the table, everyone was hungry and picked up chopsticks to cook a meal.

I have to say, the food in this house is really delicious. It can be said that it is delicious, not only sells well, but also tastes first-class.

Everyone is eating and drinking, pushing a cup for a change. It's been an hour, and I made an excuse to leave the box.

I went directly to the cashier on the first floor and saw the cashier checking out at the front desk. I went over and told her to check out in Box 106. Unexpectedly, the cashier startled me as soon as she opened her mouth: "Hello, I bought a * * * for 6936 yuan. Is it cash or credit card? "

I thought it was auditory hallucination, so I asked, "6936? Really? Are you mistaken? I'm in box 106, and two tables of dishes are estimated at 2000 yuan. Please calculate it again. "

The waiter didn't expect me to say this. She calculated it again and said, "It's box 106. Yes, there is nothing wrong. A table of rice is 869 There are two tables in your box. They are 1738. However, with drinks, it's more than that. I remember later asking for a bottle of 106 box of 56556.

I took the bill and checked the information one by one. I ordered a bottle of Moutai at 6: 40, and our serving time is around 6: 00, so we can be sure that this Moutai is not what we want.

I told the cashier again, and she panicked. She waved her hand again and again and explained, "Hello, we won't make a mistake. You can check it at any time because there is monitoring here. /KLOC-Box 0/06 really asked for a bottle of Moutai. I think she came with you. She is wearing a black skirt and a pair of black-rimmed glasses, and there is a mole in the corner of her left eye. "

"She said to take a bottle of 106 box of maotai liquor. At first I wanted to go to the box to make sure. Then I thought about it and saw that she came with you. There should be no problem. I gave her the wine without much thought. "

Hearing the cashier's description, isn't that Jason who wants Moutai? I recall carefully that Jason came out in the middle of dinner. She said she felt sick and wanted to go to the toilet, so she went out with a bag on her back. We laughed at her, too She went to the toilet and carried a backpack. Is there a baby in the bag?

I can see that she came out with a bag on her back, not because it contained treasure, but because she wanted to pretend to be "treasure".

After figuring out what happened, I said to the cashier, "This is your negligence. I can pay for meals, but I can't pay for drinks. Ask whoever wants it. "

The cashier looked at me awkwardly: "What now? I'm new here. I've never encountered such a thing. Will I pay for her? "

I had an idea, whispered a few words in her ear, and then returned to the box.

Ten minutes later, the cashier came to the box, handed me the bill, and deliberately raised the volume and said loudly, "Hello, do you want to check out now?" It adds up to 6936 yuan. Is it cash or credit card? "

The cashier is loud enough. As soon as she finished speaking, the box was silent and everyone was dumbfounded!

Later, Xiao Li, who had a good relationship with me, came over and said, "6936 yuan? Are you kidding? We all ordered something. So expensive? "

The cashier answered slowly, "There is nothing wrong. One table of rice is 869, and there are two tables in your box. 1738. However, with drinks, it's more than that. Later, the box of 106 asked for a bottle of 5 198 yuan Moutai. Well, she came to ask for it. Drink+rice is one. "

The cashier walked up to Jason and pointed to her and said, "At 6: 40, she came to the front desk and asked for a bottle of Maotai. We all have records here. If you don't believe it, you can check the monitoring. "

Xiao Li paused and asked Jason, "Jason, didn't we say we didn't want Moutai?" Why did you ask for it at the front desk again? By the way, where is the wine? Didn't see you bring it? "

Zhang Jie's face instantly turned pale, and her face became black and blue. She stammered, "Oh ... yes ... yes. Tomorrow is my father's birthday. I want to surprise his old man and bring him a bottle of Moutai. "

When she said this, everyone was unhappy: "Sister Zhang, you are not kind. How can you be so kind? People are kind enough to invite you to dinner. You can't put good wine in your pocket, can you? "

Jason couldn't sit still any longer because of the jabbering accusations from the masses. She got up and picked up the phone: "I thought I would go to the front desk to pay for the drinks after dinner, but I didn't expect the waiter to be so ignorant." I am in a hurry to collect money before I finish eating. Where is the payment code? I just handed it in, and I rushed to be reborn! "

After Jason paid for the drinks, I went on to pay for the meals.

After this meal, everyone saw the true face of Jason. She is no longer popular. After all this trouble, everyone is more annoyed with her, and we dare not call her privately at any party.

Through this matter, I also want to talk about my own views:

Inviting people to dinner is always a happy thing. Don't ruin the atmosphere because of your own selfish interests, and don't ruin your character because of greed and cheapness. People with bad personalities are likely to get along badly.

Finally, remind everyone:

When you invite people to dinner, if you meet someone who takes good cigarettes and wine privately, don't eat yabakui. Some people don't like it. If you take a step back, the other party will take a step. In this case, you should resolutely refuse at the first time and strengthen your bottom line. Whoever holds the cigarettes and good wine will pay the bill.

If it's my treat, who will do this with me? I will never pay for this bottle of wine! I won't drink the wine you want! It's not about money. Pure cards are a trick. Who is the second wave? Small gatherings between colleagues are only a few hundred dollars. Did you come to my house to satisfy the New Year's desire? It's polite to ask you to order. Do you really consider yourself an outsider?

Say, a bottle of wine is not worth the price! Who can spend a month's salary on a bottle of wine? I can't afford it! There is no maotai even at the wedding! Yes, I also send a bottle to my mother's family. Anyone who invites a colleague to dinner will not shake his head! Even a good friend will not buy Maotai, and no one is a big family!

What? I can't afford Maotai, let alone others, who else can? So my standard of living is holding back society? Kuaboyi really doesn't pay taxes!

Sometimes I go to the scene to see the progress of the work, and some people order this dish and that dish at noon, and they also want to drink. I said I can eat whatever I like. I only pay for lunch. Don't point out that I can reimburse! Spend your own money? Then forget it!

Colleagues take Moutai without your permission, and the money will definitely go to your colleagues to pay for the wine themselves, and you don't like such shameless people. You should have told him at that time that you were responsible for the money for this wine!

In my opinion, you don't need to invite this meal, even if you invite like-minded people. Although she paid a bottle of 5 198 yuan, you completely offended her in the end, and it is estimated that others will have different opinions. But then again, inviting him to invite her to dinner at work is also a headache. Specifically, it is best to invite him to invite her, and don't ask her.

This is really an unheard-of miracle and an extremely absurd behavior. The reason why your friend is so, I think, he may think that you are rich, and this money is nine Niu Yi cents for you (in fact, you may be really rich); Or feel that they have a good relationship and are not short of money. However, in either case, your friend's behavior is surprising, very inferior and unforgivable. He can do such a thing, which shows that his quality and taste are too poor. Because this is stealing. First, you should tell him clearly that you can't forgive this behavior and ask him to return it immediately; The second is to tell him clearly that he can't continue to associate in the future; Third, you'd better treat. In short, you should make it clear and let him know the consequences.

In general, the front desk is responsible for tobacco and alcohol in hotels, and there are no people who order food, so there is something wrong with hotel management. Naturally, you shouldn't pay for this wine, let the hotel and security guard come forward to recover this Moutai or report to the police that someone has defrauded drinks worth more than 5,000 yuan. When the police come forward, those who love to take advantage of small things are exposed by colleagues or taken away by the police for questioning and making a fool of themselves.

When I resigned, I treated everyone to a farewell dinner. When I checked out, I found that there were more than 5,000 bottles of Moutai in the bill. I was angry and helpless. I held back my anger and used a trick. Not only did it not hurt my feelings, but my colleague also took the initiative to settle the bill and owed me a favor.

As there was no one to take care of the children after having them, I had to bite the bullet and quit my job. To tell the truth, my work is good, my leaders value me very much, and I get along well with my colleagues. I have a lot of room for promotion.

For the sake of children, work is nothing at all, and everyone should be invited to have a farewell dinner before resigning. When I resigned, my leader gave me an extra three months' salary, and the year-end bonus was also calculated according to the whole year, because I officially resigned on 10. 1

The leader has repeatedly told me not to tell anyone, of course I won't tell anyone! On the afternoon of the dinner, Yuan Ling said to me strangely: Ouch ... you are a talent in the eyes of leaders. If you resign, you will still get your salary and bonus. It's really a special relationship. Is a talented person. Our leaders really know how to love money and talents!

I look puzzled. I don't know what happened. The leader called me over. The leader said, I told you not to tell anyone. I just turned around and told someone. Do you know that this makes it difficult for me to do it?

I said: we have been working for so long, don't you know me? Am I a casual talker? Besides, I just left your office and didn't get a chance to talk to her at all. Don't you think it's strange?

The leader also understands that he knows that Yuan Ling has always been jealous of me and often criticizes me in front of the leader. She must have overheard our conversation! She is inferior to others in ability and loves to cheat and play tricks. She always dodges things at work and never rushes forward. She has no team spirit at all. It happened that such people don't pay, especially care about the return. Whoever earns more than her will definitely blow up. In the days when she received her salary, she was as anxious as a cat on hot bricks, anxious to ask everyone's salary.

When Yuan Ling said this, I was too lazy to talk to her. I have always regarded her as air. Then I said to you: I'm going to resign and invite you to dinner. The time and place are up to you.

Everyone says: it is better to hit the sun when you choose the day. What is the decision? Tonight!

Yuan Ling said quickly, OK, let's give her a good beating. She got so much bonus and an extra three months' salary. Let's have a Mongolian meal and order some Mongolian yurts!

Finally, we decided to go to our famous local hotel, and we went there after work. I told my friend in advance that three private rooms were reserved for me, because this hotel belongs to my friend.

When we go to a restaurant for dinner, everyone says that gay men sit at the same table, but gay men can't sit at the same table. Then lesbians who can drink sit at a table with gay men, and lesbians who can't drink sit at a table. In fact, we have many colleagues.

Friends came over to greet everyone warmly and handed us the menu! When ordering food, gay men will definitely not order it and push it to lesbians. One of the sisters had a bad stomach and ordered a mixed soup of Zhameng. Everyone refused to order, and they pushed me around to order.

Yuan Ling leaned in at this moment and said, None of you should think about it. I'll order. Since people treat us, they are not afraid of us eating!

Yuan Ling ordered a lot, 16 hot dishes, 12 cold dishes, roasted whole sheep, and Mongolian vegetables on the other side. Sister Gao said that it was almost enough. Don't order so much. If you order more, you can't finish it. Now is not the time for famine, and meat can't be eaten at all

The whole scene Yuan Ling is like a master. I stood aside and asked the waiter to send a pot of milk tea to each table. All the dairy products were served. I also called the Ma Touqin band.

Brother Yang can't stand it any longer. Brother Yang said, who will treat you? That's not how money is spent! There is no need to be so extravagant and wasteful when having a meal between colleagues.

Yuan Ling said: Who told you not to order? I don't like grinding my teeth! That's it for the time being! Serve first! If it's not enough, we'll order some more bottles of koumiss and other good wines. Today, we are going to get drunk!

I didn't care at that time, as long as everyone was happy. Hospitality is to make everyone eat, drink and have fun. A meal didn't cost much! It happened to rain on the day of eating, and my colleagues didn't get together for a long time. Before I knew it, it was past the afternoon 12, and the hotel front desk came to urge me to pay the bill. They're getting off work.

I will let everyone eat first, and then I will go out to pay the bill. Go to the front desk and the cashier hands me the bill. Three tables and one * * * cost 17 138, and a bottle of Moutai 5 198 is particularly eye-catching. I said, why is it so expensive? Where did Moutai go?

The cashier said, I'm sorry, madam, you have three tables, each table is 3980, and the three tables have a *** 1 1940, plus a bottle of Moutai 5 198 and a * * * 1765438!

A friend came to ask what was going on. The cashier said: a lady took a bottle of Moutai, and the lady didn't know!

The boss said: Who wants it?

The cashier said, it was taken by a thin lady with glasses. I knew they were together, so I gave it to her.

I said: nothing, you go and ask the lady now and ask her if she can get a bottle of Moutai. If it's not enough, I'll give her another bottle.

The boss is a little confused, and so is the cashier. I said, go! Do as I say.

The cashier went over and asked Yuan Ling: The hostess asked if you could get a bottle of Moutai enough. Not enough. She said I'd get you another bottle!

Everyone was surprised and said, what? What is the situation of Moutai? Why didn't we see it?

The cashier said: This lady asked me for a bottle of 5 198 Moutai. The hostess doesn't know. The hostess asked me to ask her if a bottle is enough!

Everyone said: More than 5,000 Maotai? What kind? Take it out and let's see! Is this unfair? If you want to bring it, everyone should bring a bottle! Why can Yuan Ling take a bottle? Getting a bottle is not enough. Do you want to get her two bottles? If two bottles are not enough, can I bring three bottles? What credit does she have? Is there anything in the Woods' hand?

Yuan Ling was really ashamed at this moment and wanted to find a hole to drill down. Yuan Ling said, well, I think this hotel is so big that the wine inside should not be fake. I want to bring a bottle. When my brother-in-law comes back from abroad in a few days, I will take a bottle back to entertain guests. I'll pay for the wine. I'll pay now.

The cashier holds the POS machine, and the boss follows. The boss said that Linlin and I have been friends for many years. For Linlin's sake, I'll give you a discount on this bottle of wine. No matter where you buy it, it must be a penny for a penny.

The boss charged her 4800, and Yuan Ling was very grateful. This kind of person who likes to take advantage must have been happy to get a big bargain at that time. Later, I gave the money to my boss, and he didn't lose money. The boss said, I learned a trick from you, and this few hundred dollars is my tuition, haha. ...

Yuan Ling later said to me: Linzi, thank you! I deserve that bottle of wine. I asked my classmate, but she couldn't come up with the price.

I don't think we can get used to such a greedy person. Be sure to let her know that what she has done is not authentic, and others have no obligation to pay for her for no reason! Anyway, I won't eat such a dumb loss. For this kind of person, let her know the seriousness, otherwise the future trouble will be endless!

Don't be angry, of course, this money is from my colleagues. You just invite dinner, and colleagues invite drinks. Colleagues can certainly take such expensive wine. First, it shows that you have high taste. Second, it means that you can afford it. If you are an ordinary part-time or ordinary clerk, you can't even think about it. Whether you are telling the truth or making it up, I'm just having fun, because there are many similar problems.

There should be few or no such people.

It may usurp the role of host in language, but it is always the guest's idea to invite you to dinner. How is it possible to drink more than 5 thousand yuan? Nearly six thousand. This man is too uneducated and uneducated. Would you please invite him?

Such a problem simply consumes everyone, or birds of a feather flock together, and everyone is at this level.

I ordered an extra bottle of wine, which is definitely not Maotai. Because there is no place to treat [cover your face]. That is, more than 100, and the owner said something distressing.

If you spend money in a high-end hotel, why not drink a bottle of Maotai? You treat people who are afraid of eating and drinking? I think I'm losing money. Just don't invite this person next time.

Colleagues who are greedy and cheap and morally corrupt must learn a lesson and make him pay for drinks.