Brainstorming and funny jokes

We Northeasters don't like to talk when fighting. If we go up, we will kick, and we will be ashamed, but the time will not exceed three minutes, and we will definitely not finish without bloodshed. Few people call the police. You can hide in the dark when you encounter a group fight. With luck, you can find a beautifully made knife and maybe a gun on the ground after they break up. We Shandong people don't like to talk when fighting. When we went up, we shot and hit the dust. Flying, but it won't take more than five minutes. It won't be over until you die. Few people call the police. You can hide in the dark when you encounter a group fight. If you are lucky, you can find all kinds of pistols on the ground after they broke up, even AK-47 or something. We Shanghainese like to talk when fighting. We started cursing when we got up, and it was dusty, but it wouldn't last more than three days. If you don't scold the dead, you can't finish it. Few people call the police. You can hide in the dark when you encounter a group fight. With luck, you can find all kinds of tongues, lips and maybe one or two gold teeth on the ground after their breakup. We Yunnan people don't like to talk when fighting. When we go up, we smoke and get covered in dust, but the time will not exceed five minutes. If you don't die, you can't finish it. Few people call the police. You can hide in the dark when you encounter a cluster battle. If you are lucky, you can find all kinds of filters and lighters on the ground after they break up. If you are lucky, you can even find an ivory filter. We Hunan people don't like to talk when fighting. When we get into bed together, we grab peppers from each other's pockets and eat them with shame, but the quantity will not exceed 5 kilograms. If it's not spicy, you can't finish it. Few people call the police. Eating Chili in a hurry can hide in the dark. With luck, after they break up, you can find all kinds of pepper skins, pepper stalks and maybe a Laoganma Chili sauce on the ground. We in Taiwan Province Province don't like to talk when fighting, so we throw money when we go up. It's dusty, but it won't last more than five seconds. We won't end until we stun. Few people call the police. You can go home and get sacks when you are in a team battle. If you are lucky, you can find all kinds of coins and banknotes after their breakup on the ground, and maybe you can collect a complete set of world currencies. We Americans don't like to talk in war, so we went up and blew it up with a bomb. It is covered with dust, but it will not exceed 1 month. It's not over until it's blown up Few people are keen. If you encounter a cluster battle, you can look back. With luck, after they break up, you can dig up all kinds of warheads and shells on the ground, even nuclear warheads 65 years ago. People in our base don't like to talk when fighting. When they ascended, they hit the plane. It is dusty, but it will not exceed 1 day. It won't end until they hit it. Few people have time to call the police. You can look back when you encounter a cluster battle. With luck, they can dig up all kinds of nose and airplane seats on the ground after the plane collision, and even dig up the 65-year-old McDonnell Douglas 82. We civil servants don't like to talk when fighting. If you go up, you will be blindsided, but the time will not exceed three years. If you are not allowed to go to the procuratorate, you will definitely not finish the calculation. Few people will reverse the case. You can hide in the dark when you encounter a cluster battle. With luck, they can learn the secrets of officialdom after they break up. Maybe you'll be next. We scholars don't like to talk when fighting, so we lose our books when we go to school. Even if the people who fight are good, the scope will not exceed ancient and modern times, Chinese and foreign countries, and there will be countless people who see foreign languages and report to the police. You can hide in the dark when you encounter a cluster battle. If you are lucky, you can find Oracle Bone Inscriptions, a national cultural relic, or even the Nobel Prize after their breakup. We country people don't like to talk when fighting. When we go up, we will uncover the roof and beat chickens and dogs, but it will not exceed three meals. We won't be finished until we see our ancestors. Few people report to the government. You can hide in the city to watch a group fight. If you are lucky, you can pick up the leftover corn cob in the field after they break up, and maybe even pick up the cow's tail. We construction workers don't like to talk when fighting, so we throw bricks when we go up, and the dust is flying, but it won't last more than three seconds. It didn't end until someone lay down, and few people called the police. You can hide in the dark when you encounter a group fight. If you are lucky, you can find usable bricks on the ground after they break up.

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