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How did you live after the breakup?
The first stage of breaking up and falling out of love: I always have auditory hallucinations from time to time, as if there are messages from WeChat or QQ, and I check my phone every few minutes. Look through our old photos together, look at the Weibo posts I posted about him in our circle of friends, etc. For the sake of my own face, I couldn't bear to add him or check his social status in his circle of friends. At night, I couldn't sleep. All kinds of memories from when we first met and got together kept echoing in my mind, making me want to cry and laugh at the same time.
I felt confused when I woke up during the day. I brushed my teeth, washed my face, put on clothes, and even put on the wrong socks. My mother also laughed at me for being confused so early in the morning, but I didn’t respond. My mind was idle on the bus, but I started to get busy when I arrived at the company. I could repeat a form ten times, repeating the same steps, and I could check and write the reimbursement form repeatedly. Never let yourself be free. One day passed.
Go home, eat a few mouthfuls of food, say you are full, and then take a shower. I keep looking at me in the mirror, and it gets weirder and weirder. Why are you crying? Why are you crying? I couldn't help crying loudly, and my mother came to me and asked me: "What's wrong? Did I fall or bump somewhere?" I said: "No, I just hit my toe and it hurts me to death." After taking a shower, I dried it. The hair lies down again and begins the same cycle.
The second stage of breaking up and falling in love: My boyfriend added me and said he missed me. I passed it without thinking, and I told him about my life these past few days. He kept saying that it was his fault that he was sorry and wanted to get back together. I said, "What about that girl? What are you going to do?" He said, "She has gone home." I asked, "What if she comes to see you? Will we still meet? Will we still have sex?" He didn't answer.
Blocked me, deleted group photos and chat history, and went to a mobile phone store to change my phone number. Then we go to a friend's house at night and the four of us play boxing. I beat Li Yao very hard. After the beating, I cried so hard that I felt like I wanted to cry out all the grievances. They just watched me cry, and then when it was about time I said: "I'm hungry." Li Yao said: "That's what I was waiting for, let's go and have barbecue." We started discussing the game again Otherwise, I was very happy this night. I slept very well.
The third stage of breaking up and falling in love: My friend tried every means to take me to play to relieve my boredom. As soon as I got off work, I went to eat barbecue, eat Japanese food, play pool, and even organize a game to play Werewolf. In fact, I would like to say that I am about the same, not so sad anymore. My ex-boyfriend also sent me a private message on Weibo saying that he wanted to reconcile, but I didn’t. I said: "I'm living a good life, and I'm fine without you. Don't disturb my peaceful and beautiful life anymore. Just be a qualified ex and never interact with each other until we die."
This lasted for three months In the past month, I thought I would never be able to get out, but now I am looking at it indifferently. A three-year relationship faded away in three months, so that’s okay. I also want to tell those who are suffering from a broken love that there is nothing that they can’t live with. What you think is a difficult day now will be a joke in the future. Live your life well and don't waste time. After a period of healing, you still need to cheer up. There will be good things waiting for you. ?
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