Three sentences and a half lines of high school campus humor (2 pieces)

Three sentences and a half lines of high school campus humor (2 pieces)

Three sentences and a half lines in high school campus 1

Get up the courage to perform, starting from class 20, grade 20, even though the head teacher is a woman.

We perform three and a half sentences, and if we don't speak well, we don't need money, so many sharp brothers _ _ _ _, which makes it worse!

The new headmaster is unusual, the opening ceremony is very concise, and all the work is on the right track.

The total number of teachers and students exceeds 5000. It is not easy to unify thoughts and promote development in major events and minor events.

At the end of the year, the average salary is 10 thousand, the teacher is hot all year round, and the school account has not been finished. _ _ _ _ loan!

Apples, pears and oranges, the same is true for teachers. It is difficult for a clever woman to cook without rice _ _ _ to find Guanda Group!

Industrial parks are everywhere, tourism tea and flue-cured tobacco add up, and Xianfeng's economic development is not bad!

Four hospitals and six schools are the key points, and education should take the lead. No.1 Middle School is a big unit _ _ _ _ Do more!

There are many wonders in the Golden Cave, and drifting in the center of the earth is the most thrilling. Welcome everyone to visit _ _ _ _ _ and ask for money!

Tusi Imperial City is famous, Xiongzhen in the south of Beijing is spectacular, and Jianshan, the first township for raising pigs in Hubei!

The sea used to be a mulberry field, and it sank and slept for hundreds of millions of years. The coal mine in Jiamachi has been dug to pieces.

When it comes to villages and towns, just say one. It' s not bragging hard, but each is fierce. It dominates four southern counties _ _ _ _ _ $ NUMBER all the year round!

There is nothing to talk about campus beautification. One bright spot is full, and the soft and hard environment is good _ _ _ like a park!

A hundred flowers blossom in spring and the garden is full, and the rocket experiment is parallel. Hierarchical teaching has its own characteristics!

Teaching reform depends on teaching and research, all good experiences are mobilized, and all classes are intuitive with multimedia.

Teachers are dedicated, and party member is advanced. Look at our _ _ _ _ model directed by Luo!

A few high-voltage lines, fighting, drinking and smoking, remember that impulse is the devil _ _ _ _ Don't go crazy!

High school is puppy love, and it is difficult to fall in love and go to school. I advise you not to eat green apples _ _ _ _ acid!

Internet addiction is like drinking opium. What about frugality? Climbing over the wall is a very dangerous technical activity!

High-rise buildings rise from the ground, and everything is difficult at the beginning. The first year of high school is to lay the foundation _ _ _ Don't be lazy!

Don't be idle in the second year of high school. This is the key to connecting the past with the future. You can get through the difficulties with hard work. _ _ _ Play less!

Patience is painful, but the fruit is sweet No matter how hard and tired you are, your will will be strong. Next year's college entrance examination double _ _ _!

I'm bothering you, so let's be reasonable. Annola goodbye _ _ _ _ flash!

Three-sentence and half-line of senior high school campus II

Say the same question eight times, and it's still wrong. My stomach cramps. It's really hot.

Weak schools, how can they remain weak and work wholeheartedly?

I don't usually work hard. Grasp the scalp and look at the face in the senior high school entrance examination. It is really green.

Before the new year, former students sent new year cards, and the spring breeze was so sweet.

Teachers who are not tired of asking questions and teachers who can't get down, as long as you learn, you will really teach.

Boys and girls are obsessed with boys and girls, and the senior high school entrance examination is just around the corner. It is urgent.

The street vendor blocked the door, and the students spent money without blinking. This is a land of feng shui. Really busy.

Safety education is talked about every day, always thinking that every family has one. It was really scary.

The meeting in the morning lasted only half an hour, and I squatted down pale and fragile. It's really charming.

I am in my fifties and go to bed before eight o'clock. I am really tired of reading newspapers.

It's really sour to leave this three-foot platform after teaching for more than 30 years.

Concentrate on teaching, put aside personal gains and losses, nothing to do. Look at the sky, it's so blue.

The gap between schools is a fact for many reasons. It's all my fault? That's weird.

Session after session, a few white hairs become one piece, and life is short and fast.

It is understandable that students are naughty, parents are arrogant, teachers are panicked, tears are streaming down their faces, and they really cry.

Any school is the same. Art teachers don't talk about "beauty", and the door is open. It's a mess

After graduation, all the students who can say hello to the teacher are good students. I'm not talking nonsense, I'm telling the truth.

The colder the weather, the bigger the naughty students open the window and stand out from the crowd. It's really cool.

The newly-built teaching building is bright, so don't be busy if you want to swallow our school. Honestly, it's crazy.

Too many bad students sue you and too many good students sue you. It's really annoying to be in a dilemma

Teachers' meeting reported scores, and several families were happy and worried, letting them "drink medicine." It is really bitter.

How to draw campus comics? It's really stupid to forget Rodin's sentence, "Beauty lies in discovery".

I'm going to "complain" tonight, with nine advantages and one hope. The art of talking is really unique.

Students can't read foreign languages, and teachers can't read his computer books. This is very interesting.

The headmaster has a teacher in his heart, and the teacher has a student in his heart. "Love the whole world" is true.

The headmaster has only been gone for three days, and the teacher is just like a student leaving the head teacher. It's so cool.

Who said that the new official took office with three fires? The headmaster has never let go of "fire" in recent years, and it is really prosperous.

The music teacher is quite confused, and all the students sing better than me. Self-study without a teacher is really "ok".