Tell a joke at the same table.

1. Why don't you come back to your deskmate? 2, deskmate: Nima, put on your shoes.

3, deskmate, I hope you will be fine in the future. ...

4. How are you now? I miss you a little.

Chatting with my deskmate is a good memory.

6. Why is my deskmate not a girl?

7. Doing well in the exam depends on sitting at the same table.

8. Take me to eat meat and I'll sell you my deskmate.

9. If you want to leave me, just go quickly and don't look back.

10, alas, not handsome deskmate, miss you.

1 1, my deskmate is Su Xue, and a pinch is slag.

12, the first confession was given to my deskmate for six years.

13, I hope the system will randomly match a schoolmate for me.

14, I really envy my deskmate for having such a good deskmate.

15, when I arrived at the university, I lost the concept of deskmate and missed deskmate.

16, I want to find a schoolmaster to start school, but there is a schoolmaster in a class.

17, thousands of jokes, not as good as a sentence made by a teasing deskmate!

18. Who knows what my last screen name is? I married my deskmate to him.

19, looking for a chance to kill the deskmate, because he knows too much.

I can't see clearly what is written on the blackboard. Let me have a look. Deskmate, I miss you.

2 1, teacher, don't bother to change deskmates, I can talk to anyone.

22. Why do I often cry? Because my deskmate always insults me.

23. I said to my deskmate: My deskmate is a pig! He shouted: Your deskmate is a pig!

24. If I don't marry you after many years, if I do, tell your daughter to be careful on her way to school.

25. God, please give me a joke about being a deskmate when school starts!

26. Watch the sunset at the same table. It's beautiful. Talk to people. Don't fucking leave school.

27. Will you hear someone mention the word deskmate one day and then think of me and move?

28. I said to my deskmate: Your deskmate likes you, and he said your deskmate likes you.

29. Do you know how I feel when you secretly take out your booger and put it in your mouth?

30, deskmate, I'm sorry, I used to bully you every day, but now I'm separated and I can't do it anymore.

3 1, the expression of your listening carefully in class and the careful action of doing the questions make me worth learning!

32. Yesterday, I changed the automatic reply to then, and then my stupid deskmate chatted with it all afternoon.

33. My wish is to give me a deskmate who can make me happy when I don't understand in class.

34. You at the same table, I want to say to you at the same table: If time can go back, I hope it is you sitting next to me.

35. How can I get my deskmate to help you see the teacher when I play with my mobile phone in class? Play with your deskmate's mobile phone!

36. If your deskmate suddenly fainted, what measures would you take to slap him first to see if he was faking it?

37. deskmate, sorry. I used to fuck you every day, but now I'm separated. I can't do it anymore. Sorry, deskmate.

38. deskmate, deskmate, do you know that there is a group for you? Really? Which one? Blacklist.

39, deskmate, in the vast sea of people, I recognized you at a glance. Because you are the most eye-catching, and secondly, awkward and obscene!

40. I like your deskmate very much. She is beautiful and gentle. She is like my goddess. Is it really good for you to praise yourself so blatantly?

4 1, often pointing to the ugly pictures in the textbook and saying to the deskmate, look, this is you. My deskmate rummaged through the whole book looking for uglier pictures than this. Look, this is you!

42.hey, let me copy your homework. Hey, lend me your pencil. Hey, lend me the book. Hey, watch the teacher for me. Hello, my former deskmate, I miss you.

43. Classes. My deskmate is menstruating. The teacher asked what was wrong. I hit myself on the nose. So I went downstairs and bought her sanitary napkins. Later she became my wife.

One day, I put a small note on my deskmate's back. I didn't stick it tightly at first sight, so I took a few shots at the place where the sticker was stuck. By the way, I said, ah, there are bugs!

Talk about funny singing in ktv.

1, game? Cell phone? Computer? Television? A bar? ktv？ Nothing is better than having a lively wife.

2. In KTV, everyone will sing an unpopular song that they are best at, and they know best and sing it to people who are not present.

Please go to KTV! Do you know what KTV is? It's k, you have a meal, then you kick, and finally you make a V gesture.

My heart is just a scar. The injured blood danced with the red enchanting music in KTV, rendering the dark night and the dark sky, just like the thoughts in my heart gradually faded away in loneliness.

In KTV, I clap my hands, not because you sing well, but because I admire your courage.

6. Your rival in love and the person who betrayed you fell into the river at the same time. They can't swim. Do you choose disco or KTV?

7. There is no sound in the microphone. Who wants to listen to the hoarse voice? I am hiding in KTV. Who wants to listen to the hoarse voice?

8. A song, a memory and a fortune. In fact, I like going to KTV with you, watching you crazy and listening to you sing.

9. Just like the song you want every time you go to KTV, you will never listen to it. People who laugh and laugh at every party are nothing when they leave the table.

10, want to go to KTV and drink? I want to call you when I feel dizzy.

1 1, aging symptoms 1 1: I used to sing KTV until dawn, but now I will be tired for a week as long as I stay up late. Li Wei: This silence makes me disheartened.

12, the happiest thing in the world is that families get together to discuss what to buy, sing KTV together and tease each other.

13, love, give me some time. I am the river and you are the tide. I bring KTV, and you are mommy. We can drive at will in this yard, and we don't know where to drive!

14 at ktv. Everyone needs a good brother. When you can't sing, you can give him wheat. When you can't drink, you can give him the cup. Everyone also needs a good sister. When you want to cry, someone can hold you, get drunk and take you home.

15, my buddy was singing in ktv and met a boss who tattooed a dragon to cross the river. I'm too hot to take off my clothes for fear that Nezha will show up.

16, sometimes you really need to vent your emotions, even if you dance in KTV.

17, KTV milk tea ice cream gymnasium independent bookstore opened.

Tell me something interesting about singing.

1, I'll wait for you under the grave, don't be afraid, that KTV is called under the grave, and everyone who comes here is buried with happiness.

2, a person to sing KTV, after the carnival, I have nothing.

3. It feels like the climax of ktv singing was suddenly cut; Thunder downloads to 99% and suddenly there is no resource; In winter, all the soap was used for bathing, and suddenly the natural gas was in arrears.

4. Buffet and ktv. When I met you for the first time, I couldn't help staring at you 16 438+00.438+04.

Make an appointment one day in advance and say that KTV singing is your song. Don't sing in a hurry, and don't sing along with it, or you will appear bored.

6. I lost my voice in KTV at midnight. I don't know if it's because of singing or drinking. In the middle of the night, I suddenly want to call you After the phone is connected, you can't hear me at all. Finally, I take this opportunity to tell you what I have been afraid to say before. I want to make it clear that I like you, but what I heard was that I love you, which surprised me. I have forgotten how many days I put up with this call.

7. The most ridiculous thing in the world is that you work hard to sing to your father at ktv with your parents' hard-earned money!

8. A girl who looks quiet may be the tallest in ktv. It has nothing to do with indulgence, but the torrent of the heart must have an exit.

9. A friend of mine said: I'd rather marry a house girl and eat food, even if I rob my mobile phone and play computer games, it doesn't matter. I don't want to marry a woman who is chic in bars and KTV all day.

10, KTV is a magical place. It seems logical to close the door, whether it is hysterical or affectionate. The inner small emotions will always disappear in the ups and downs of the melody!

1 1, you can be quiet and undisturbed, hiding in KTV and singing alone until dawn.

12, singing in KTV, who has always dominated Mai, either sings very well or has too much pain to say.

13, a person's ktv, singing loneliness.

14, the concrete example of pretending to be B is: in KTV, he said that he couldn't sing, and he didn't order any songs when asked. As a result, he can sing anything you order.

15, at my funeral, they cried their faces red and their veins stood out, just like when I was a child singing to death in KTV.

16, the feelings in the city are easy to be graffiti, but we can only hide in the small room of KTV, singing and crying alone.

17, don't use your father's money to sing your father in KTV!

Funny about getting married, funny about announcing marriage.

An interesting topic about marriage

1. Being single is a mountain road, falling in love is a road, breaking up is a fork in the road. Find a way to get married is a dead end, divorce is a road, and bigamy is a highway. Which way are you going?

2, girls don't be stubborn if they don't meet the right one. They don't feel bad about Xie, Yang Mi and. They are actually poor, and they have nothing to lose. They could have had a better life, but girls are really different. When they are single, they are beautiful and lively. After marriage, their children, families and careers are as bad as they are, and they are criticized. Suddenly I admire and understand Faye Wong, who dares to love and hate! You dare to slag, I dare to throw!

My brother is getting married and drinking in the middle of the night. He said that he would never forget his first love and miss her forever. Over the years, I only owe one person and have been blaming myself. Once my brother took the girl to molt their children. He remembered all the details and his eyes were red. I suddenly found that a man's love and responsibility are serious and profound, and his fickle feelings are cold enough, because he never mentioned his feelings for his sister-in-law.

If you get married and the bride is not me, I will dress more beautifully than the bride, and I will make a hullabaloo about.

I hope I can fall in love, break up, fall in love and get married smoothly, without any side issues.

On the wedding day, she wore flat shoes and decided to go with him as long as he grabbed the marriage. Unfortunately, he didn't come.

7. Say you love me very much, say you won't leave me, call me wife, and get married at the end of this year, but the bride is not me. what can I say?

8. Teenager, if the bride is not Russian on your wedding day, please ask your children to be careful on the way home from school.

9. I ask you, "What if I fall in love with you?" You said, "You should know that I am married." But you are nine years older than me. Why do you have to mess with me?

10, get through being young and frivolous, shall we get married?

1 1. My ex-boyfriend told me that after marriage, I should do something by myself and be financially independent! Don't depend on others. A quarrelsome marriage is unhappy.

12, getting married is a happy decision, two affectionate hands, three generations' unchanging commitment on the stone, and four generations' most beautiful dream under one roof.

13, falling in love after marriage is to see if you can bear hardships for each other.

14, son: I heard that men in some African countries don't know their wives until they get married. Is it true?/You don't say. Father: Not only in Africa, but all over the world.

15. Last night, someone got married and sang in the hotel opposite home. I was too noisy, so I rushed in and turned off all their electricity-

16, I just want to find a girl who is lower than me as my girlfriend, and I have been talking about getting married.

17, when I get married, I will make a table for my husband's ex-girlfriend and those uncertain women, and then propose a toast one by one.

18, when my husband and I get married, I will definitely invite all his ex-girlfriends to thank them for making my husband grow from childish to mature.

19, Me Before You didn't want to get married, and he didn't want to get married after meeting you.

Marriage is the grave of love, but if you don't get married, love will come to no good end.

2 1, the girl wearing a wedding dress is the most beautiful and happiest, provided that she marries the person you love.

On the 22nd, a 62-year-old American married couple died arm in arm, less than four hours before and after. I want to say that I really envy them.

23. When you go home for the New Year, someone asks you how much money you earn a month, when you get married and when you buy a house, but no one asks you: Are you happy now?

I'm getting married. Come on, woman.

25. Will the man who got married in his twenties be the one who told me at the age of seventeen that he would spend his life?

26.8.2 If you dare to show your love in front of me, I will take a picture of you. If you don't marry that person when you get married, I'll develop the photos and put them in a red envelope.

27. I'm afraid it's not her who will get married in the future.

28. If someone on my friends list can accompany me to my wedding day, I will send you an invitation, no matter who or where you are.

29. I only loved that smiling face, and I only loved those tearful eyes. You will get married in three days, and you will be his bride.

30. I'm getting married, so that we can both get rid of it and go back to the original point. I hope you can love them well. Don't be willful, don't hurt yourself, don't be stubborn and extreme. Live a good life and take care of yourself.

3 1. If I don't marry you on the wedding day, can you take the time to come to the church and take me away ... and don't look back?

I want my rival to be my maid of honor when I get married.

33. My ex-boyfriend is getting married tomorrow. Should I bless him? !

34. When my friend got married, she asked me how big my hands were. I really couldn't answer, so I took a photo and sent it to her. It was this big.

35. In the future, anyone who marries me and dares to mess around again will be playing hard. Because there is no divorce in my dictionary, only widowhood.

36. Some people marry for their parents, others because they are old, but few people marry for love. That's what we do, not for ourselves, but pretending to be happy for everyone.

37. In one's life, one should always forget some people who want to forget but can't, and then marry someone who doesn't love you very much or you love him very much.

38. Today is their 16 wedding anniversary. Mom and Dad wish them well. After all, it's not easy to take so long.

39. You said that you might get married in two years, because mom is anxious to have grandchildren, and she can stay with you for another two years. Let's consider these two years together.

40. Marriage doesn't mean happiness, and being single doesn't mean misfortune, because we are born lonely and can't leave at the same time. If a person lives, as long as he has a good attitude, it is a kind of happiness, as simple as that.

4 1, you are the first person I like with a married attitude.

Tell me a joke about announcing marriage.

1, he used to be mine, he said he loved me, he said we wouldn't part, he said we loved each other until we got married! It turns out that he is with my favorite best friend!

The Spring Festival is coming. The more you get married, the more you lose your lover.

The man who said he would accompany me into the wedding hall left.

Today is the third day of his marriage. Four years ago, he said he would take me to Provence when he got married, but yesterday he took his new wife to Provence.

5. How much does it cost to get married? Marriage is free for the Civil Affairs Bureau. Go ahead, it's my treat! "

6. It is really difficult to marry a daughter-in-law. Who gets married not by their parents but by themselves?

7. My sister and I got a marriage certificate! At that time, we agreed to get married in the future, but I was still a few steps early. I am always the slowest one. I like the scenery along the way. I like to stop and watch for a long time and then walk slowly. But I'm really happy for her. I hope you, my sister, have a new family. If he doesn't have a dime in the future, he will have your five cents.

8. The one I married doesn't have to have a house or a car, just love me.

9. Years later, Karry posted a comment that Weibo announced that he was going to get married: fans brushed out countless words wishing you happiness.

10, the person you like is married, but you are distressed but can't shed tears? I said first, yes.

1 1. On the party's birthday, we are going to get married. My wife asked me to make a marriage vow: we will marry voluntarily, support her leadership, abide by her articles of association, fulfill the mutual obligations of husband and wife, carry out her wise decision, strictly abide by the discipline that no matter whether my wife beats or scolds, it is love, be loyal to her, work actively, strive for lifelong happiness for her, be ready to sacrifice ourselves for her and her family at any time, and never betray her.

12. What if I still like you after you get married?

13,-I love you, Xiong Limin ~ When you come to Shanghai, let's travel together and then go home and get married ~ OK/

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15, a buddy got married today, I wish him a happy wedding ~

16, from now on, put away your tears and stay with them for ten years. Until ten years later, when they announce their girlfriends and wedding time, the whole world will cry with you.

Our lovely big boy Sheng Min is getting married. You must be very happy.

18, seventeen years old, wants to talk about a six-year relationship and get married.

19. Chatting with my wife today. I asked if there was a marriage certificate. She said that when you pinched me, I also had proof. Funny is cuter than a wife. Two years of first love, great love.

20. When you get married, I must be your maid of honor.

2 1, when you get married, I want to be a bridesmaid and step on your bride's wedding dress.

22. Although Cheng Siyao is married, I believe Chi Wei will find her own happiness.

23. My sister and brother-in-law are getting married soon. I send my best wishes. As the saying goes, it takes ten years to build a boat and a hundred years to build a pillow. Finding him in the vast sea of people is obviously the fate of thousands of years ago, and countless accidental accumulations are inevitable. How could it not be the result of meticulous carving on Sansheng stone? Take good care of this fate! I wish my sister and brother-in-law a happy wedding and a lasting unity. Fortunately, they will be happy forever! Love you.

24. All relationships that are not aimed at marriage are called flirting.

25, suddenly think of a place, suddenly want to get drunk, suddenly want to get married, suddenly want to fall in love, suddenly want to shout, suddenly want to be alone, suddenly want to forget, suddenly want to.

26. "I love you, don't leave me, ok? It's been three years since we broke up, and I find that I still love you. It's too late. I'm married.

27. He often sang Marry Me when he was single. Today, he suddenly told me that he was seeing someone else again. I finished singing his favorite song for me with tears.

28. I didn't even think about getting married. Unless my family accepts you. If you don't accept it, you won't be together. If you have this heart, why do you still insist on it now? weary

29. Ask me what I am busy with this month. I'm busy with this matter. My brother's wedding gift next month is a semi-finished product, but it is already very fulfilling.

30. When I am qualified to get married, I want to marry a very approachable man. He has no big beer belly, no big bald head like the Mediterranean, no petty haggling over trifles, and no inexplicable bad temper. He wants to like sports and be full of masculinity. He wants to like singing, even if it makes me laugh and cry out of tune. He wanted to hold my face and say, I am really lucky to marry you.

3 1, I don't want to get married. Do you think he will leave me?

32. Two adults decided to live together and share their lives. Know how to respect each other, don't try to turn each other into what you think, what he looks like after marriage, and don't fantasize that he will become what you think after marriage. That's an illusory fantasy and doesn't exist. Life should be based on reality, not fiction. Tolerance and trust are no longer concepts, but things that penetrate into trivial matters.

Another girl who likes me revealed that she didn't like me until other boys chased her. My roommate said that XXX likes you. At that time, I was a little grateful to her, because I was chasing my first girlfriend and was repeatedly frustrated. I wrote her a letter, and she said it was over and didn't want to mention it again. Three years ago, I went to a classmate's wedding and received a short message from her inexplicably. She asks when you will get married, and you must go. I said, in a few years.

I loved her for three years, but I didn't get together at last. She got married today. I wish her happiness.

I just want to be with the person I love, that's all. On her wedding day, my sister was the most beautiful woman in the world.

I want to get married so that I can struggle with peace of mind.

37. When I was in love, I quarreled and broke up every day, and I have been divorced since I got married. Maybe what I thought was the most suitable at first was actually to make do with it. I have been shouting to live for myself all my life ~ in fact, there is not a day in live high. Now that I have children, I don't know how long I can last, maybe one year, maybe two years, maybe today, maybe tomorrow. ......

38, not for the purpose of marriage, love is playing hooligans!

I love my blue face, but he's getting married.

40. The girl with eyes is married and has children.

4 1. I have always heard the news of my friend's marriage recently, and my heart suddenly became confused. I find that I haven't seen you for a long time. It seems that everyone has their own future, but I still don't belong, vacillating in love. Maybe I shouldn't think so much, but I really don't know where my tomorrow is. Now all the confusion and expectation are really worthwhile.

42. The most beautiful thing for men is: When we get married, I will burn the marriage certificate and see how you divorce me.

Funny joke: Good exam results depend on deskmates.

Famous saying, you have to be a celebrity first. That's a famous saying. Other people's farts are famous farts! Can you compare it?

How dare I not believe that you have the face to lie?

Why do I often have gum in my eyes? That's my deep love for sleep.

Don't think that just because you are younger than me, you can scamper for a few more days. The coffin is filled with dead people, not old people!

I feel like two pigs because one pig can't describe your stupidity.

Sometimes it rains because the world needs washing; Sometimes it rains in the eyes, because the heart needs washing!

In fact, I have always been very popular: I was loved by everyone when I was a child, and now I am loved by a bitch.

Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell the scum.

Life is like a journey, what matters is not the destination. But the "NB" along the way and the mood when dealing with "NB"!

Interesting QQ talk about Daquan: I am a thin man, and I can count my ribs when I am sad!

Today, a group of Japanese people came to visit our school-to be honest, this is the first time I have seen Japanese people wearing clothes!

I killed Baidu yesterday. Before I died, he asked me why I killed him. I just sneer: you know too much.

Don't think you can bite just because you are a dog without a strong master!

I only looked back, but I didn't care how long the road ahead was.

Recently, the horse began to turn into a donkey's leg, and the cloud turned into rain!

Your husband is sleeping in another place, and you are forced to get up.

The PE teacher said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class will be punished for handstand!

Living in my heart, have you paid the rent?

You let me down. I didn't even give you a chance to go on stage.

If life deceives me, then I will also deceive life.

You can't eat as a meal, but I can't eat without you.

How big a body do you have to be to support your dirty soul!

Perfect boyfriend: no smoking, no drinking, no cheating. Does not exist!

Life is like a pile of rubbish. If you throw it into the fire and knock it, you can make a fine product!

It is said that there is a monkey in the zoo, so ugly that everyone vomits! I went to see it the next day and threw up! On the third day, you went to the monkey and threw up!

The flower of the motherland, I stepped on one when it bloomed.

10086 is still good to me. I sent him a pair of short messages and he gave it to me three times!

I am very principled. My principle is to do whatever you like.

Today is MM's birthday. In order to be the first to send my blessing, I picked up my mobile phone on time early in the morning and sent a message: sofa.

Do you know why Gao gets drunk? That's because Yao Jiaxin asked him to sing "You in Prison".

The most interesting sentence: Behind a failed woman, there is always an eventful man.

Ordinary me, ordinary bright. I don't like you on the whole!

The highest state of being a man is not that you pick up girls, but that girls pick up girls.

You will be tired if you have the heart, but it doesn't matter if you don't have the heart.

I wonder: why doesn't the country study bulletproof vests with your face?

Doing well in the exam depends on sitting at the same table.

At school, that money was used to dawdle, and now it is used to dawdle!

Some people always sell what they have in exchange for what they don't have.

To love yourself, you must be selfish first. Only selfishness can love deeply.

Guinness Book of Records: The world's largest coffee table covers an area of 9.6 million square kilometers and can hold 654.38+03 billion cups.

How boring it is to break up Play divorce if you can!

Taking the road of RMB makes people have no choice!

Sanlu milk powder, the choice of stepmother.

One day, mistress cried because Xiao Si appeared!

Break up with you because you don't deserve to hold hands!

Don't pose in front of me, I'm afraid I can't help but want to drop my camera.

We are just passers-by, playing together in this world. Whether you lose or I win, we will play games together in the end!

I have done two things wrong in my life, one is to live and the other is to live.

If I die, my first sentence is: finally I don't have to be afraid of ghosts.

I am a civilized person, and all the dirty words have been disinfected with saliva.