I didn't keep the April Fool's joke.

It's too cold, you wrap a quilt. Do you dare to look?

Bite the flying edge

The poor son met a Guo-zi-jian diploma on the road and hugged Dou Er at once. He was surprised, asked him why, and replied, I am extremely poor. When I saw a big ingot of silver, why didn't I bite some flash?

Arrogant Guo Zijian

Guo-zi-jian diploma in the city and Guo-zi-jian diploma in the country. Everyone should strive for greatness. People in the city are ashamed to say: we have seen a lot, but people in your village are ignorant. The two men argued endlessly, because they went to the streets together and saw their respective strengths. On the head of the first gate of a university, the words "Dazhong Cheng" were written on the plaque, but the prisoners in the city bowed their heads and said, "Isn't this a success?" This is a test.

In another house, the plaque was Dali Qing, and the State Supervision recognized the word Qing as a rural word. He also looks at it when he is busy: this is a big village. The two are not competitive. On the head of another temple, the topic of the pavilion of the great master was discussed. They said to each other calmly: It turns out that the pavilion (each) is very big.

? Who pushed me?

In Homer's time in ancient Greece, the king of a small federal country was old, but he had no children and only one daughter. Seeing that the throne was lost, the king decided to pass it on to the bravest man in the city, but who was the bravest man? So the king dug a crocodile fish pond outside the city, which was full of crocodiles. At the same time, a notice was issued: whoever can swim from the southernmost end of the pool to the northernmost end will pass on the throne to him and marry his daughter.

Three days ago, although there were many onlookers, few people tried. Even if there were, they didn't come back. Seeing that the deadline for setting the paper was up, suddenly a young man entered the water and swam the whole course at high speed. The whole city cheered, and the king was moved by such brave people in the city. The king asked, young man, what do you want to say most at this time? The young man said angrily,' Who pushed me down?

Arrogant Guo Zijian

Guo-zi-jian diploma in the city and Guo-zi-jian diploma in the country. Everyone should strive for greatness. People in the city are ashamed to say: we have seen a lot, but people in your village are ignorant. The two men argued endlessly, because they went to the streets together and saw their respective strengths. On the head of the first gate of a university, the words "Dazhong Cheng" were written on the plaque, but the prisoners in the city bowed their heads and said, "Isn't this a success?" This is a test. In another house, the plaque was Dali Qing, and the State Supervision recognized the word Qing as a rural word. He also looks at it when he is busy: this is a big village. The two are not competitive.

On the head of another temple, the topic of the pavilion of the great master was discussed. They said to each other calmly: It turns out that the pavilion (each) is very big.

Wang Jiansheng

Guo Jian's surname is Wang, and he is a magistrate of Ghana. When I just dropped out of school, I took a book and got a cow print. When I was reciting, I suddenly asked: Who is Wang Jianzhi? Answer:. ? This is Wang Yong's brother.

Ask again: Who is that Wang Yueran? A: Ben Wang is also an old brother. Yue: Great. And like my Wang family, they are all from books.

rhetoric

An instructor resigned and looked at the elephant, but he was reluctant to stay. People asked why, and replied: I think it would be nice to have such fat pigs and sheep.

Fight for soil

After the sacrifice, Guangdong and Guangxi fought for a big dirty pig, and each side raised a dirty head. Wide text is a little stronger, as dirty as possible. The arguer prevented his hands from getting dirty and oily. Because: although I can't bury it generously (pronounced dirty), you have nothing to do with it.

wrestle

The instructor's son got into a fight with Xian, and the instructor's son went back to cry to his mother after repeated battles and defeats. Mother said: his family eats meat all day, so he is as strong as a coward and can fight. Your family eats carrion all day, and its strength is weak. How can you beat him?

The instructor said, then don't be busy, son. Wait until the sacrifice is over, then get back at him.

Zheng Confucius

The two Taoist teachers have different opinions, each criticizing the truth of Taoism and the other being false, and there is no conclusion for a long time. So, please bow to Confucius and say, "I know a lot, why should I?" . The two old gentlemen are both true believers, and they are admired by Qiu Su, so they have nothing to say.

They both retired with joy. Disciple said, Master, what a pity! Confucius said: this generation coaxed him away, and then he hooked up. What happened to him?

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