Children's humorous joke stories

Children's humorous joke stories (6 general stories)

Interesting children's joke stories can enhance children's reading interest, and the interesting plots and rational knowledge described in joke stories are enjoyed and shared by children. In this case, I will bring you some funny stories about children for your reference.

Children's humorous joke stories 1 frank and fearless friends

1. On the elevator last night, a girl of seven or eight years old asked me what time it was!

I want to scare him and whisper, can you see me?

The girl said with a lovely face, Uncle, you are so fat that no one can see you!

I ...

2. Me: Son, you have two apples. I'll give you another one. How many apples do you have?

Son: Three.

Me: My son is great. Let me ask you one more time. You have three apples. Dad took one. How much do you have?

Son: No, give it back to me!

I ...

My son is in the first grade. In order to train his son to read more, he bought his son a colorful picture book of Water Margin.

My son likes watching it very much. Today, my son asked me, "Dad, who is Wuhua?"

I didn't expect a big flower in the Water Margin, so I let my son read the book. Before this book was written, "Li Kui jy woke up and was tied up with flowers!"

4. A mother went shopping with her daughter, who was about 3 years old. Mom said, honey, can't your grades be stable?

Little girl: but every time the questions are different, how can my grades be stable ~

Children's humorous joke story 2 is an angry and funny idiot child

1, the afternoon window is empty. There is a child lying on my counter playing with a pen, raising his head playfully, poking at the glass with his hand, blinking his watery eyes and asking me, "Why are you locked up?"

I smiled and said to him, "Because my sister doesn't study hard."

He pursed his lips. "You're lying."

I said, "Really, I didn't lie to you."

He shook his head and retorted seriously, "You are lying. You are obviously an aunt. "

My wife gave my niece a piece of meat when I went to my brother's house for dinner. My wife said, little niece, who do you think is good to you, my aunt or your uncle? ...

The eldest nephew said, uncle, of course.

The wife said, why?

The niece said: Because my uncle is always my uncle, my aunt is not necessarily. ...

That day, I happened to see my son's homework "My Favorite Family" for the teacher.

In the homework, my son mentioned grandpa, grandma, mom and grandma like a family tree. . . But in the end, I turned my pen and wrote, "Who does my family like best? I'm sure you've guessed, of course it's my father.

Everyone else is very strict with me, only my father is the best. . . "

I was elated, but I turned to the next page and saw two words written at the beginning of the first line-bullying.

4. A child was sitting on the ground crying, crying for his mother to reach out and pull him up, but his mother stretched out a leg and said to him, "Get up by yourself!"

As a result, the baby cried and said, "Whoops, no!"

His mother said, "What do you want?"

The baby sobbed and replied, "I want to hold that leg!" " "

5. There is a Xiong Haizi who likes to hit people. One day, Xiong Haizi said angrily to a child, "I'm going to punish you", and then hit the child. As time goes by, "cleaning up" is a battle for him.

One day, his mother said to him, "Your room is a mess. Go and tidy it up for me. "

An hour later, Xiong Haizi came out and his mother went in to have a look. The stool was turned over by him. The glass bottle broke all over the floor and the mosquito net was torn apart by him.

His mother smiled bitterly and said, "It's really' cleaning up'."

Children's humorous joke story 3 funny baby bear, all funny bags.

1, I took my daughter out to play. She always asked me to buy this and that, but I didn't buy any. It has become a habit, but it is not good. I told her you should listen to your parents. Everything my parents said makes sense.

She replied: Then your mother asked you to buy me something to eat. Why didn't you listen? ...

There are a lot of papers on weekends, and one boy is naughty. He handed in his test paper on Monday. He didn't write a word, and he was in no hurry. Before class, he rubbed the test paper and tore it up.

In class, the teacher asked, "Why don't you hand in your test paper?"

He cried so sadly: "I didn't do my homework yesterday, and my mother tore it up and wouldn't let me go to school." I slipped out to school today. "

Being beaten by a child, I said angrily, "Why do you bully adults?"

The child said, "You are not an adult, you are a bad youth!" " "

My heart thumped. Did he see my bad history?

He said guiltily, "What's wrong with me?"

I didn't expect him to kill me in one sentence. He said, "You are stunted!"

Xiong Haizi, is your family there? I promise not to kill you!

In the garden, I heard a four-or five-year-old child say loudly, "Let's do something!"

I was surprised, so I stopped to see how they played, and then I saw this child pointing to another child and saying, "You will be shit, and we will be alive!" " "

Big fat's birthday falls on Sunday this year. The fat man ate the cake with relish.

He said thoughtfully, "I understand why my birthday is Sunday."

"Why?" Everyone is puzzled.

Big fat: "Because my mother doesn't go to work on Sunday, she has time to give birth to me."

Children's humorous joke story 4 wants to be a teacher when he grows up.

There is a daughter at home, four and a half years old. Usually timid, it is not good to talk to strangers. But if you don't sing, it will be a blockbuster.

During the Spring Festival, my absent uncles and aunts often come to see me. She doodles and draws on the table alone, and looks very handsome. Aunt asked, "What name are you drawing for the baby?"

The daughter was silent.

"Well, that's nice. Do you want to be a painter when you grow up? "

Still silent.

"Oh, my aunt guessed wrong. Tell her what she wants to be when she grows up? "

The strangeness faded away, raised his head and said innocently, "I want to be a teacher!" " "

"Oh, yes, tell my aunt again. What kind of teacher do you want to be? "

The daughter looked surprised: "My name is Wang. Of course, I am a teacher. I don't know how simple it is? "

Teaching children's humorous jokes and stories 5

There is a clever student in the third grade of primary school, but it is difficult for him to settle down and listen to the class.

One day, he said to the teacher, "I know enough." There is no need to continue studying. "

Teacher: "Oh, really? You only read until the third grade. What are you going to do? "

Student: "Teaching the second grade."

Children's humorous joke story 6 children's truth

A young teacher just told a little boy in her class a story about a sheep that was eaten by a wolf because it left the flock. "Look," she said, "if this sheep is honest and doesn't leave the flock, it won't be eaten by wolves, right?" "Yes, sir." The little boy replied, "but we ate it later."

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