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On the wedding day, my mother-in-law married a car. After seeing the car, I just don't get married. What should I do?

My wife and I have been in love for more than a year. We met in the process of working, and the two families are not close, almost 100 kilometers. But my wife is beautiful and sensible, so my parents like her very much. Seeing that our relationship is stable determines our marriage.

At that time, when we were engaged, my parents said that the bride price was 88 thousand, which was my price there. My polite mother-in-law said that she disagreed with everything, saying that the price was too small, and their minimum standard was180,000. Our family really can't afford the money, and it's beyond my parents' budget. But in the last argument, my parents were defeated and agreed to take180 thousand.

When my parents agreed, my mother-in-law was happy, saying that when we got married, she would marry a car, and it had to be a car of 100 thousand yuan. At that time, I was glad that I had such a clever mother-in-law, and I boasted to my friends that when I got married, my mother-in-law would marry a car. However, seeing that our wedding date has been fixed and our bride price has been taken, my mother-in-law has never bought a good car.

When I ask my wife, she always tells me not to worry. My mother-in-law always keeps her word. I think it may be to surprise me on my wedding day and earn face in front of my relatives. On my wedding day, I went to my mother-in-law's house to pick up my wife. Sure enough, I saw a car with a big red flower. My wife told me that this car is his wife's dowry.

At that time, I was very angry. My mother-in-law even said, "This car, a new car, was originally worth 150 thousand, but now it has been driven by others for several years." This car is a consumer product, and it is as old as new! " After listening to my mother-in-law's words, I am even angrier, because I also know cars. Now this car is not worth 10 thousand yuan, and it is worn out and will soon be scrapped.

Anyway, I couldn't make trouble at the wedding, so I picked up my wife and went home. The car that my mother-in-law married broke down halfway and couldn't be repaired. Finally, I had no choice but to find a trailer to tow it. Seeing this situation, everyone burst into laughter and laughed at my mother-in-law's car, which was too advanced and had to be checked in.

Hearing the ridicule of these people, her mother-in-law swore on the spot. Swearing is so ugly that I don't think I can listen to it anymore. The wedding was delayed because of this car, and now it's such a big joke that I really can't bear to hold the wedding.

Finally, I just said, the wedding is off, let my mother-in-law take the car and my wife back. As for our bride price, I'd better return it in full. I don't want to be fooled by their family and laughed at by others. Everyone says I did the right thing.