Classic funny quotes in March 2020

20xx March’s classic funny quotes

1. If you don’t give up, you will never leave her in this life; if you dislike her, you will die and leave.

2. Three points are destined by nature, seven points depend on hard work, and ninety points depend on the teacher.

3. When three people are together, my wife must be included. I will choose the beautiful one and take her.

4. I think the earth is so dangerous, and I miss Mars.

5. I think you are really not a qualified friend. You should change your profession and be my wife!

6. The tragedy of life is that when you want to cut both sides of the knife, you only have one knife.

7. People are iron, rice is steel, and there is no soup in the bones.

8. If a man doesn’t help you put on your wedding dress, give him a cassock.

9. I think you are a professional net-weaver, and you specialize in catching penguins.

10. I understand you like a farmer uncle understands manure.

11. If you yell "bitch" on the street, you will definitely get a higher chance of turning heads than calling a beautiful woman!

12. If cutting off hair means cutting off memories, will cutting my head bald mean I can lose my memory?

13. If I die, don’t forget to put an air conditioner in my coffin, Gree’s.

14. When I am particularly sleepy, my moral standards are not awakened. Teachers should be careful.

15. I said: "There must be a life outside of work!" So, there was overtime.

16. The more people I know, the more I like animals.

17. God has deceived everyone, because hell is the most beautiful! The Buddha knows the truth, so the Buddha said: "If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell?"

18. I look forward to the end of class after class, and look forward to vacation when I go to school. My goals have always been persistent

19. When I was in elementary school, I loved to sleep in class. Once, the Chinese teacher assigned me an assignment to write an essay. The title was (If I were a Spider). After class, I asked my classmates. I racked my brains at home at night and wrote an article (If I Were a Pig). Later I was studying

20. There was a fire in the school.

21. Life is like Super Girl, and those who survive to the end are pure men.

22. Life always likes to throw me as a tug-of-war rope between angels and devils. In order to retaliate against them, I decided to make a straw rope, break it, and then they all go aside...

< p> 23. No one is born who is afraid of death, and no one who is afraid of death is born, so no one should pretend to be arrogant.

24. The lost happiness is the chrysanthemum on your asshole. It is often only when you have diarrhea that you feel it blooms particularly brilliantly...

25. The price of everything is increasing. , that is, people are getting meaner and meaner.

26. What is cruel? For a man, I would break three of his legs; for a male dog, I would break five of his legs.

27. The world is so wonderful, but you are so irritable. This is not good, not good.

28. All men in the world are liars. Both beautiful and not beautiful women will be deceived. The difference is that the lucky woman found a big liar who deceived her for the rest of her life. The unfortunate woman found a little liar who deceived her

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30. The most useless thing in the world is the timely salary slip. It looks angry and is too thin to wipe the butt.

31. There are not many ladies in the world, but there are many who dress up.

32. It’s not that I look down on you, but that I don’t care about you at all.

33. When I loved you, you hit me and scolded me, but I endured it. If I don’t love you anymore, try touching me again.

34. Everyone is familiar with Go. The horse moves to the field, the elephant moves to the sun, and the army commander, alas, it’s a draw.

35. Why do we all give the darkness to the devil? Because they are brave and not afraid of the dark...

36. Think of a thousand roads at night, and take the same path when you get up in the morning.

37. Such strenuous exercise as going out on the street is not suitable for me. My great wish is to sit in front of the computer and compete in meditation on Sundays.

38. The soil is for digging, and the pit is for burying you.

39. It’s not my fault that I eat secretly, it’s the loneliness of my mouth.

40. There is no cow dung anywhere in the world, so why should we have unrequited love for a piece of shit.

41. I don’t like her, I like my script, but my script is that I deeply love her-…

42. I am not the kind of person who adds insult to injury. People, I just sealed the well.

43. The weather is getting cold, so please put on extra clothes in time and keep warm.

44. Raise your head at 45° just to prevent your nose from leaving, and lower your head at 45° just to wipe your nose without being seen.

45. I can’t see through others’ laughter, but I laugh at others for wearing nothing.

46. I don’t need you to understand, I just need you to shut up.

47. If I don’t go to hell, whoever loves me will go to hell.

48. I am not Youlemei, I am just dichlorvos. Do you want to hold me in the palm of your hand?

49. The so-called simplicity, those with wings are angels, and those without wings are idiots.

50. The story of Sun Wukong beating the Bone Demon three times tells us that if a woman is too fickle, she will be beaten to death by a man.

51. Lying is a man’s prerogative, being cheated is a woman’s patent...

52. My future is not a dream, my future is a nightmare!

53. I will not compete with idiots, otherwise others will not be able to tell which one is the idiot.

54. There are many bastards in the shallow water. They are full of big brothers who are not social people and always make society miserable.

55. Who told me that Nokia can crack walnuts? Now the screen is black.

56. Brushing your teeth is a mixture of joy and sorrow, because you hold a cup in one hand and a washing utensil in the other.

57. Gold always shines, but when the ground is full of gold, I don’t know which one I am.

58. My deep love for you cannot be put into words, except for "go away".

59. I prayed to Jesus for a solid and stable life. He thought for a while and said, let’s talk about world peace first...

60. I fight against fat. Almost no sacrifice. Short Classic Sentences in March

Short Classic Sentences in March Part 1

1. Wrap February’s bad mood into a fat beef, accompanied by scalding hot pot base and delicious food Eat the peanut butter in one bite.

2. The first day of March comes to receive happiness, blessings and wealth.

3. There has never been a year so eager for the coming of March as this year. Set off with the sunshine, take the steps of spring, walk your own ups and downs life, meet the warmth on the road of life, and be with the future. Embrace happiness on the journey, have warm sunshine in your heart, and your future will be clear.

4. Gaoping opens up bases on all sides. The scenery in March is beautiful for the first time. The peaches and plums in the garden make the king's family drunk, and the tourists in the pavilions on the city are drunk. The song turns to willow and the golden statue boils.

5. "The rain on the spring road adds flowers, and the flowers move the mountains in spring." In March, let us embrace the warm sunshine in our hearts, welcome the spring with a smile, and wait for the spring flowers to bloom!

6. Looking forward to, looking forward to, the east wind is coming, and the footsteps of spring are approaching.

7. As we enter March, it’s not that the warmth of spring has never come before, but for some reason, this year’s warmth always seems a bit lacking, and the sunny days have just begun for a day or two. , and was forced back by a cold wave. Yesterday it was hot and I was sweating even when I was wearing a vest. But today, the sun.

8. Before everything gets better, we will always go through some unhappy days. These days may be very long, or they may just wake up, so be patient and give good luck some time.

9. Spring is by the river. The sound of the rushing water here is clear and sweet, as if singing the symphony of spring. The river water is crystal clear, and groups of small fish are playing in the water.

10. From today on, try to be a lovely person, don’t envy anyone, don’t blame anyone, appreciate your own scenery and meet your own happiness on your own road. Good morning!

11. Hello March, in the busy life, I can steal half a day of leisure.

Busy life always makes people run forward unconsciously, ignoring the truest self along the way. You don't need to be too busy, just read more books, see more scenery, meet more friends, and relax your mind and body. If you don't take action, spring will be gone again.

12. The spring rain is continuous and soft. It moistens the earth, touches the earth, and calls to the earth softly. When people don't know it, they quietly merge into a small river. , accumulated into a deep pool. Ah, it turns out that the spring rain brings green life to the pond water.

13. Hard work may not necessarily achieve the goal, but hard work will definitely have a result. Hello March!

14. Feelings are sometimes just a matter of one person. It has nothing to do with anyone. Love, or not love, you can only end it on your own.

15. Goodbye February, March is coming as expected, I hope time can slow down and old friends never leave.

Hello March 16, I hope time will be worthy of your efforts and your youth will be worthy of yourself.

17. In the spring of February and March, the gentle breeze blows, and the drizzle falls from the sky for no reason. Thousands of soft willows relax their yellow leaves. Green eyes, red, white, and yellow flowers, green grass, and green leaves.

18. As far as your heart goes, you can go as far as you want. Be a warm person, smile lightly, love gently, and walk steadily. Hello March

19. The fall is beautiful and full of tenderness. Our March must be good enough.

20. Hello, March! It was you who came back with the spring in mind, bringing the cool spring rain with you, a piece of red paper, a book about the wind and rain, and cut thousands of words into a picture. Then, in the intoxicating time of the warm wind, you carried ten miles of flowers with you. , in full bloom. Short Classic Sentences in March Part 2

21. With the unfinished work of February, run in March. Even if the road is muddy, you will reap the beauty of the fields.

22. February, the turn of winter and spring, welcomes the spring rain and sends away the auspicious snow. A foot of warmth like water, a meter of sunshine like wind, and a lifetime of happiness. Goodbye February and hello March!

23. May time be worthy of your efforts, and your youth be worthy of yourself. Say goodbye to the bloat of winter, say goodbye to laziness in winter, and welcome the new spring of 2019 with a new attitude!

24. The March wind caresses your face, making you warm and refreshing. The sky in March never leaves or leaves, making people feel close to each other. The sunshine in March is gentle and not dry, making people feel comfortable.

25. I have no story to tell. I only bring my favorite liquor. If you are willing to accompany me, just sit down and raise a glass. I will naturally live with you for a long time. Hello March

26. Hello March, it is a season of struggle and I will meet you with dreams.

27. Longing ripples in the spring breeze, blessings permeate the fragrance of flowers, joy spreads in the spring rain, peace comes in the auspicious snow, and happiness surrounds you. No matter where you are, I wish you the best. May you be happy and healthy!

Hello March 28! Walking on the bluestone road, no matter how hard or cold you are, I will still go there. Still have no regrets, measure with the footprints of life, and go where I want to go!

29. Hello March, I hope the years will be quiet and peaceful. After the epidemic, spring will be warm and flowers will bloom. I hope everything will be wonderful.

30. Be a kind person with edges, edge, bottom line and principles! When kindness loses its bottom line of wisdom and principles, it encourages evil.

31. No matter what the weather is like, let your world be sunny; no matter the seasons change, let your heart sing with birds and flowers.

32. The sun is just right, the breeze is not dry, and you are smiling too. I really want to stay with you until I grow old! In this world, who is not battered and bruised, but still faces the ups and downs of life with a smile! Hello March! Good morning!

33. In the spring of March, the peach blossoms are in full bloom, and the Yellow Sea looks like a hundred-mile rouge cloud falling down.

34. What you open is blessing and what you receive is good luck. In the coming March, I wish you to let your joy fly, keep your happiness and success, and collect your good wishes. I wish you a good mood every day.

35. Today is the first day of March. I wish all my friends, old and new, that March will be prosperous, good luck will continue to grow, and the Year of the Ox will be prosperous. May the whole family be healthy, happy, and safe. Fafa!

36. Cherish the people around you, cherish the present moment, and do not engage in meaningless chasing or illusory waiting. Forget the misery of the past, remember the tears of growing up, cherish good expectations, and move forward with the happiness of the present. Goodbye February, hello March!

37. You can still do something while staying at home, create a spring on the balcony, put your hope, and welcome the spring of March without the epidemic...

38. In March, you can laugh and talk about those things Sad past. In March, no longer be incited by cheap words and emotions, stick to your own judgment and have no regrets. In March, wash your face carefully every day, read more, go to bed on time, and eat small meals frequently. In March, be a person with independent personality.

39. March is a year full of passion. Spring, hope, sowing, departure, March, hello!

40. Goodbye February, hello March, spring is here, the plan for a year lies in spring, and the plan for a day lies in the morning. Sina Weibo releases classic emotional quotes for March

Sina Weibo releases classic emotional quotes for March

1. People who have never been in love don’t understand love. People who have never been frustrated do not understand life. People who have never been lost do not know how to cherish. People who have never failed do not understand the process. Those who have never been disappointed do not understand ideals. People who have never been disrespectful do not understand respect. People who have never fallen out of harmony do not understand friendship. People who have never miscalculated do not know how to reconcile. He who has never made a mistake does not know how to be cautious.

2. When we are young, we don’t listen to anything and just move forward towards the future with hope. "The future" is deceptive, it makes people think it is an eternal journey. But life ends in the blink of an eye and is meaningless. Life has no future, only the past.

3. True tranquility is a kind of calm, leisurely, complete and joyful feeling and the transcendent state of "cicadas shed dust, floating on the surface of all things". And all the sounds that can help us to reflect clearly and achieve this state, such as the sound of bells, the chirping of insects, the gurgling water, the rustling golden wind, and the sound of anvils, pestles and drums at night, are a kind of tranquility.

4. Some people will never know that I will remember his words for a long time; but I will hold on to his disapproving promises. After that, it changes over time, becomes faded, and gradually is forgotten. That one second, full of expectations, like being pushed high into the sky; and then the next second, full of disappointment, like falling hard from the sky.

5. Not every effort will be rewarded, but you must work hard for every reward. This is an unfair and irreversible proposition

6. "Someone will always ask you "Do you have a partner? "Haha, no." "Impossible!" "Actually, that's true. It's not that no one is chasing you, it's just that there's no suitable one. It's not that you have high vision, it's just that you don't have feelings. Maybe sometimes you want to fall in love and want to stop being lonely, but that person doesn't have it and doesn't want to be casual. Love. Because there is a kind of singleness called "better to be alone than in vain", and there is a kind of singleness that is just waiting for someone. 7. The highest state of love is not that one party gives endlessly to the other party in exchange for something in return. You have enriched my life, and I have enriched your life. We were two people before we met. After meeting, we become not one, but one and a half. I keep half of it for myself, so that I can love you more clearly.

8. The world is so unfair. If you like something at first sight, you will like it. If you don’t like it at first sight, you won’t like it even if you look at it a hundred times. But some people have to try to love before they know whether they can love, and some people have to try not to love before they know whether they can not love.

9. Don’t pursue appearance, appearance can deceive people; don’t pursue wealth, wealth will gradually disappear. Go after someone who makes you smile, because all it takes is a smile to turn a gray day into a bright one.

10. I always thought that happiness was far away, in the future that could be pursued. Later, I discovered that the so-called past of those who hugged me, held hands, sang songs, shed tears, and loved me was happiness.

In countless nights, I have said words and phone calls, and cried to people I missed! We have all experienced visible or invisible touches, and then in the passage of time, everything becomes eternity!

11. I pretended that the past was not important, but found that I couldn’t. Some memories linger, and some memories cannot be erased.

12. In interpersonal communication, we always like to judge what kind of person others are based on one or two sentences of others. Maybe you don't mean it, but the listener may not necessarily think so. Sometimes generalizations hurt not just one person, but a group of people. Communication should be decisive, not arbitrary. Be confident, not self-righteous! When judging others, please give yourself three minutes to think about yourself.

13. Some people meet inadvertently; some things begin inadvertently; some words are promised inadvertently; some people separate inadvertently; some things disappear inadvertently; some Words blur out inadvertently; some love is deeply engraved inadvertently... Have you met some people? Have you experienced some things? Have you heard some words? Some love, have you forgotten it?

14. If, in the end, the person around me is really not you. After going through so many ups and downs, they will eventually separate. If the story comes to the end, there will be other people around us. If memories, promises and determination to love each other become small and vulnerable in the face of reality. No matter what happens in the future, no matter what the ending is. Now I am still willing to love persistently. Let's wait for our end together, the end.

15. As we age, there are always many things that cannot be retained, such as the time that has gone far, such as withered emotions; there are always many things that are difficult to let go, such as the dreams we pursue, such as the love in our hearts; There are many unknown factors on the road of life, which constantly change the direction of our travels; when the road is impassable, don’t be attached to the scenery in front of you, don’t look back at the journey you came from; muster up the courage to turn a corner, maybe you will be able to turn to life and turn out of the darkness. .

16. If you don’t miss it, you will catch it; if you miss it, you will slip away. This is the latitude and longitude of life. Life is like a running train, with ever-changing scenery flashing outside the window. It is not a big deal to miss the beautiful scenery outside the window. The key is that we cannot miss the scheduled arrival. Looking back on the past, we have missed a lot, so don’t regret what we missed. Everyone will miss it, everyone has missed it, but what truly belongs to you will never be missed.

17. Happiness is for feeling, not for comparison. Life is for management, not for calculation. Emotions are meant to be maintained, not tested. Lovers are meant to care for, not to hurt. Money is for giving, not for measuring. Lies are meant to be broken, not whitewashed. Trust is meant to be accumulated, not challenged.

18. People who are separated from each other, no matter how familiar they were, will gradually become alienated.

19. Sometimes life is like a sweet spring water, which makes people who are immersed in pain forget the bitterness of life; sometimes life is like a beautiful song, which makes people who have a boring life feel... Sometimes life is like a small umbrella on a rainy night, so that people who wander in a foreign land can get the shelter of family affection; sometimes life is like a rainbow in the sky, so that lonely people can see the beauty of the world.

20. The reason why people feel tired is that they often hesitate between persisting and giving up. There are always things in life that are worth remembering, and there are also things that must be given up. Giving up and persevering is an attitude that everyone has when facing life problems.

21. Life is so tiring. Sometimes we can’t help but sigh. On those days when things don’t go well, we always feel that life is really boring. After looking for thousands of reasons, I suddenly looked back on the years I had gone through, and I was surprised to find that what life has given me is not any different from others. The life presented in my field of vision is actually the same for everyone, but different. It's just the "calmness" that everyone lacks in their mind.

22. I missed you so much in the past, but now I don’t have so much time to recall. As the years went by, I grew up and became busy. I have a career, I have love, I have a family.

Are we who are working hard and happy now? Are you happy? I always miss you so much after being drunk. Is the person I once loved deeply happy? Is the friend I once had happy? Is the dream I once had realized? Is the self I once still still have? After waking up, life goes on.

23. Open the window of memory and browse the wounds carved by the years. A line of poetry, a line of tears, how many lives are miserable, and there is nowhere to express desolation. It is said that life is like a book, when you open it or close it, the content inside is not important, what is important is the discovery. In the hustle and bustle of the world, when the purest artistic conception of the soul embraces the poetry affectionately; when the lines of poetry that you miss gradually fill your heart, like tea, the fragrance curls up, bitter and sweet, the only thing to do at this time is to use your gentle Bo shares with you...

24. A simple life makes people relaxed and happy, and simple desires make people peaceful and tranquil. Because of simplicity, we can deeply understand the lightness of life, as light as flying flowers, as light as sunset, as light as raindrops; because of simplicity, we can understand the tranquility of the soul, as quiet as the night sky, as quiet as a valley, as quiet as a stream. All simplicity contains the truth of indifference and tranquility. Life is so simple, family, love, and friendship are woven together to form a picture of happiness.

25. Let love endure the passing years. Hand in hand and happiness in the ordinary are more precious.

26. A happy day] Get up early, buy fried dough sticks, cut a Sudanese red salted egg, make a cup of melamine milk, and go to work. At noon, we had clenbuterol pork stir-fried with pesticide-free leeks in the canteen, a bowl of freshly cooked rice, and a pot of flavored tea. After get off work, buy a contraceptive fish, urea bean sprouts, enlarged tomatoes, open a bottle of methanol wine, and eat a sulfur steamed bun. After dinner, I went to a street stall and picked up a pirated CD. At night, I climbed onto the methanol high-density board bed, got into the black quilt, and slept happily...

27. It’s strange that the Japanese media hasn’t broadcast the leader’s inspection, and why it hasn’t declared a once-in-a-hundred-year earthquake. , why haven’t you said that the organization attaches great importance to you and you have to hold on, why haven’t you invited experts to refute the rumors, why haven’t the hosts sensationalized the rumors, why haven’t reporters on the scene grabbed the families of the victims and asked, "You should be the first to thank you for surviving." "Who" is not professional enough.

28. While we are all still young, take a few more steps and enjoy the scenery along the way. Don’t rush to reach the destination and miss the warm people and things in the passing years; while we are all still young, Say more romantic words, do more childish things, don't be too embarrassed to miss the most beautiful moments and occasions in life; while we are still young, shorten the distance and extend the time. While we are still young, do more of whatever we want to do

29. Fifth grade composition "Me in Thirty Years Later": A child wrote: "The weather is nice today, I am going to Wearing the Rolls-Royce that my husband gave me for our wedding anniversary, a three-carat diamond ring, and a ruby ??necklace around my neck, we went to the Forest Park with our children to play. Suddenly, a homeless man with a stench all over his body and a filthy face rushed out on the road. The old lady. Oh my god! She turned out to be my Chinese teacher!”--Teacher’s comment: You are standing in class this week. 30. You decide to chat online. This is called entrepreneurship; come and take a look. , there are so many MMs, this is called huge market potential; but there are also many GGs, this is called fierce competition; so you decide to attract the attention of MMs, this is called positioning; you say you are handsome and rich, this is called hype; you ask "who "Want to chat with me", this is called advertising; you ask "Are there any beautiful women?", this is called market research; if 20 people answer "I am a beautiful woman" at the same time, this is called bubble economy.

31. Holding the bun, I suddenly understood that there are some things. If you don’t have it, you don’t have it. What will I do when it’s time for me to face this tough world where dreams may not be so funny? --McDull

32. Life is so tiring. Sometimes we can't help but sigh. On those days when things don't go well, we always feel that life is really boring. After looking for thousands of reasons, when I suddenly looked back at the years I had gone through, I was shocked to find that in fact, what life had given me was no different from others. The life that appeared in my field of vision was different every day. In fact, we are all the same, the only difference is that we lack a "calmness" in our minds

33. We have said that we no longer love, we have said that we no longer want to, we have said that we have forgotten, and we have said that we have given up; sometimes , human memory is always so fragile. Often a glass of wine, a song, or an intersection will bring back the memory of you, appearing before my eyes like a mirage.

I saw your beauty, your smile, your tears; I saw my mistakes, my badness, and my drunkenness; I saw the hand we once held, the vows we made, and the happiness we once had.

34. When the strong wind howls in your ears, you just think of it as a breeze blowing on your face; when the heavy rain pours in front of your eyes, you just think of it as dripping water from the eaves; when the lightning is raging above your head, you just think of it as a breeze. Just think of it as a firefly passing by. People must never give in in the face of adversity

35. The older people grow up, the more accustomed they are to suppressing their true inner feelings. They no longer cry loudly or laugh loudly, but just lighten up on everything. It seems that nothing is happening less and less. I can be so sad that I cry, but I can no longer find an outlet to release my sadness. It is always good if you have time and opportunity to cry freely; if you can shed tears fiercely, it means that your heart is not dry. Now I clearly feel the pain, but I can no longer shed tears freely

36. Money earned with youth can hardly buy back youth; money earned with life can hardly buy life back; money earned with happiness can hardly be bought back. , It’s hard to get happiness back; it’s hard to get love back with the money you get from love; it’s hard to get back time with the money you get from time. Even if you get all the money in the world in your lifetime, the money in the world cannot buy you back your whole life. Please remember that money is not everything. Rest when you should rest, relax when you should relax, and a happy life is the most powerful

37. Many times, you do something wrong, miss a period of time, or miss someone; obviously We are wrong, but we don't want to admit it. There are always reasons to defend and excuses. In fact, a mistake is a mistake. No matter how beautiful the rhetoric is, it is difficult to make up for it. No matter how beautiful the cover-up is, it cannot be redeemed. If we persist in it, we will only do it. Only by making mistakes again and again and having the courage to admit them can you know how to avoid making them again; only by learning to give up sometimes can you know how to own and cherish.

38. Love or not, as long as I am still here, love will always be there; see or not, as long as you are willing, I will appear at any time; you have come to my world, laughed, cried, and been happy. , satisfied; you left my world, gone, scattered, left. Flowers bloom, flowers fall; swallows fly, swallows return; old friends go, new ones come; spring, summer, autumn and winter come one after another. You no longer come to my world; the love that has left has become lonely

39. Some fates are gone if missed. Maybe some encounters will last a lifetime. Maybe some looking back will bring you memories. Give you a lot of emotion, maybe, some stop, will be fixed for eternity, maybe, some care, will become elements in each other's lives! There are dreams in the world, and dreams are in the heart

40. The years are like a song, the years are like a dream, the flowers fade silently, the fragrance passes by, the swallows come and go, like the passage of time, youth, who is indifferent to everything . Time flies, who is reminiscing? Life is like a play. Some people sing and dance, while others stagger. Your youth, my youth, everyone’s youth, your dreams, my dreams, everyone’s dreams, you are struggling, I am struggling, everyone is struggling. 2021 March classic inspirational sentences to yourself, 2021 March Come on WeChat Quotes

1. Survival means to change, change means maturity, and maturity means tirelessly creating oneself. Come on March!

2. Why do people have to work hard? Because there is no reason in this world. Come on March!

3. Make good money, so that at least when no one is with you, you can eat what you want and go where you want. Come on March!

4. I still hope that I can be stronger and no longer expect good treatment from all aspects, but that I have the ability to make everything better.

5. People still have to have dreams. Even if it is a salted fish, they must be the saltiest one. Come on March!

6. May we work hard for ten years, fight on the battlefield, never forget our original aspirations, and strive to become a rich man full of copper stench.

7. Please treat hard work as a habit, not a three-minute heat. Every achievement you envy is the result of hard work and hard work.

8. What keeps me going is not some grand ideal, but making a lot of money and then buying.

9. When you laugh, you should smile openly. When you cry, you should hide and cry. This is more charming. Come on March!

10. Spring doesn’t have to come early, winter frost won’t be late, everything is just right when we get together and part ways.

11. I wish you warm snow in winter, lotuses in summer, tea in spring, and common clothes in autumn. The four seasons are the way forward, and life is the rivers and lakes.

Come on March!

12. When you are tempted, everything revives and everything rushes towards joy. When you are sad, your voice disappears, and everything is reduced to sighs.

13. In a hundred years of life, who has never made trouble in heaven, who has not had a band on his head, who has not fallen in love with a building, and who has never been alone on the road. Come on March!

14. Fifty percent of the worries in this world can be solved by having a good sleep. As for the remaining half, you can think about it after you wake up.

15. When you understand that losing is far more practical than having, you can live with relief. All hard work is just forcing.

16. There will always be helpless unpleasantness that makes you stay for a short time, and you can be grateful for these bad days in the future when you shine brightly.

17. What you have to do now is: read more, go to bed on time, and then become gentle, generous, continue to be kind, and stay cute.

18. There is no wasted road in life, and there are no obstacles that cannot be overcome. Good things are experiences, bad things are experiences, nothing more. Come on March!

19. All my efforts and struggles are to have a better future. And meet an excellent you. Come on March!

20. Study and work hard, and one day you will sleep with the person you want to sleep with the most.

21. Girls, if you keep yourself clean, you are white, if you are self-reliant, you are rich, and if you are both internal and external, you are beautiful.

22. What truly determines a person’s achievement is not one’s background or luck, but persistence and dedication. Come on March!

23. When no one cares about you, you will be firm and persistent; when someone is envious, your heart will feel like water. Come on March!

24. You haven’t wandered around the streets of the city you’ve loved for a long time, you haven’t hugged old friends scattered all over the place, and you haven’t tasted the pot of wine called Fu Sheng.

25. I don’t like to pretend or make do in friendship, but I can’t learn to bow my head or make do with others in love. Come on March!

26. It’s really much better to smile more. At least you can deceive those who can’t blame you, and you can also make those who really care about you feel at ease.

27. If you still can’t get out of singlehood, get yourself out of poverty quickly. You can't have no one around you and no money in your card. Come on March!

28. We all long for the love of growing old together, but sometimes growing old together has nothing to do with love. Come on March!

29. I am just living very hard. There may be many people who dislike me, but I don’t live for them.