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How to express your love for a fat child? It's best to use humorous language. Urgent request! ! !

In fact, fat people also have their advantages.

First of all, fat people are more open-minded, broad-minded and fat. Ordinary disasters and setbacks in life are just a piece of cake for fat people. After being sad, the fat face will still show a bright smile.

Fat people are more tolerant. Therefore, if you are with a fat man or a beautiful woman, you can eat ice cream, but he will eat it with you. If your waistline increases, he will say: No, there must be something wrong with the ruler.

Fat people generally enjoy life, pay more attention to and love life, and will definitely try. For example, the bed must be wide and soft, the toilet must be large and comfortable, and the sofa must be wide and flexible.

A fat man generally doesn’t ask for a woman’s cooking skills. Even if it’s a plate of roots, as long as it’s made by you, he will eat it with relish.

Fat people are generally humorous. The deep guys in life are usually thin guys like Takakura Ken. The fat guys are all laughing and talking without restraint. Look at how many thin guys are talking about cross talk. Having said that, if a fat person plays deep, it looks like a joke.

Fat people are generally generous. Think about it, if he wants to cut off all the flesh on his body and give it to others, what else does he care about?

Fat people are generally lazy. Is laziness an advantage? Of course it is. Because in this case, he won't ask you to do this or that. If he dares to ask you to clean up the house, you can just say: Okay, let's do it together. He must have said with a smile: Let's go out to eat. Therefore, the house can be left unswept for three days, the bowls can be left unwashed for several hours, and the quilt can be left unfolded for two days. What's more, after cleaning up, there will be times when things get messy again.

Fat people will make you feel accomplished. If you take a fat man out, your close friends will say: You are really capable. It seems you are good at raising him, but in fact he may only eat two meals of instant noodles a day. Your future parents-in-law will also say: Don’t spoil him, let him eat less. Yes, instant noodles need to be changed.

The causes of obesity include congenital and acquired factors, but since you are fat, in principle, you must obey the destiny. Those who dare to fight and continue to take weight loss pills should be said to be brave, but they must pay attention to their health. If they don't have hope, they will not be disappointed; if they are broken, as long as they are generally healthy and not so fat that they can't go out or get in the car. , it’s no big deal.

However, since fat people have the above-mentioned advantages, compared with other groups, it should be said: You are lucky to find a fat person.

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1. Fat people are generally optimistic. There is a Chinese idiom called "The heart is broad and the body is fat." That's right, fat man. In fact, fat people are not fat in the first place, but because they are naturally optimistic, they have a surprisingly good appetite, so they eat fat. Being with fat people will save them a lot of worries every day.

2. Fat people are generally more humorous. Because fat people are optimistic, they can see many things clearly. When they see clearly, they will have a lot of sense of humor. When you are with them, you will unconsciously become infected. Get happiness from them, and your life will become brighter without knowing it.

3. Fat people have strong bodies. Fat people weigh more than thin people. Although they cannot wear all kinds of tights designed by those "perverted designers", they have strong arms. I rely on. Hold up a piece of blue sky for yourself. When it snows and you feel cold, there is nothing wrong with it. Loose clothes will give people an incomparable sense of security.

4. Fatty is the best toy. Fatty is full of fun. Fat chin, bulging belly, fat big paws. Which one is not enough for you to play for ten or eight years? Fat people make good pillows and sofas. Wherever you feel comfortable.

5. A fat man can keep himself warm in winter. A fat man is as warm as a big stove in winter. Thinking about it in the ice and snow, carrying a fat man is not equivalent to carrying a heating and cooling inverter air conditioner? Most fat people are warm in winter and cool in summer. It is like a natural air conditioner. It is comfortable to hold him without worrying about air conditioning disease.

6. Fat people are generally more knowledgeable about eating, especially cooking. Therefore, fat people generally have rosy complexions.

Most fat people also have good appetites. When eating with him, a plate of salted radishes will taste even better. Fat people have sharp noses. When you go out, you will know where to find delicious food and where the special restaurants have just opened. If you follow him, you will not be afraid of not having a good meal.

7. Fat people are not as slow as you think. It may be difficult to squat down to pick up coins, but the ones holding placards, blowing trumpets, and shouting loudly on the court are all fat people.

8. The fat man is a pacifist. War is for the thin. The thin man will jump up four steps at a time in an attempt to catch up with the moving bus, while the fat man will think about how to avoid these situations all day long.

9. Fatty is always the best party leader. Fat people don’t refuse parties. Party means eating, and almost all parties end with eating. Fat people not only have good appetites, but they also know all the good restaurants. They also know how to cook well.

10. Even if a fat man has no strength to restrain a chicken, his size is scary. If you meet a little gangster who wants to molest a woman when you go out, a shake of his fat can scare him to the ground. Fat people can give friends more sense of security.

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