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Two crickets
① Two crickets
In the real society, from international disputes to personal interests, many people cheat and quibble. This kind of fraud is everywhere. Life is a war to some extent. In the real society, in order to survive, we must have a cautious lifestyle and attitude, so as not to fall into the trap of some people and be slaughtered. Of course, it is best not to deceive others, but to "prevent others from harming themselves."
You don't know what others are thinking, but you don't know what others are thinking. Driven by interests, even the most trustworthy person may betray you, so don't trust others every time you do things, just believe the facts you have. Don't believe any rumors, because there is interest temptation, people will naturally come up with bad ideas.
You must be careful and keep your distance when dealing with people.
As the war approached, two crickets glared at each other, ready to pounce on each other and kill each other. Their master is paying close attention to the development of the war.
I said. Can we talk? Cricket armor sends a signal of peace.
"What's there to talk about?" Cricket b asked.
"You and I bite so black, either dead or injured, but humans are watching our jokes. Every time I think about it, I will be sad and angry. " Cricket A said.
"Eldest brother, that makes sense. We just don't bite. See what humans do with us! " Cricket b said.
Suddenly, Cricket A jumped on Cricket B while it was unprepared and bit it hard.
"Big ... elder brother, how did you ..." Seriously injured B didn't say that finish, swallowed their anger and died.
"Sir, you are so clever!" The cricket shouted at his master.
(b) Who is more important: money and time.
There are many monkeys in a primeval forest. One day, they dug up two backpacks of different colors in the ground. The backpacks stretched out and opened their eyes.
"Who are you? Is it delicious? " A monkey asked the backpacker.
"We are backpacks for things." The two backpacks answered in unison.
"What's in it?" Another monkey asked.
"I have gold and silver in it. You can buy a lot of things with it, whether it's food or play. Countless money can satisfy you. " A backpack with a beautiful color said with a smile.
"I have time inside, which can make you live longer." A gray backpack said in its low and steady voice.
"Don't listen to it." Money backpack said, "What's the use of having so much boring time?" Might as well be a rich man. "
"Time is money." The time backpack looks very angry. "Money can't buy time."
"……"
Finally, the backpackers decided to let the monkeys choose for themselves. Each monkey can only choose one kind of backpack he likes.
More than half of the monkeys chose the money backpack, and only a small number of monkeys chose the time backpack.
Looking at the glittering money, the monkeys who chose the money backpack were very happy. They laughed at the monkeys who chose the time and said that they were idiots who didn't know how to enjoy themselves.
The monkey who chose money learned to eat, drink and be merry. They no longer need to pick wild fruits. They buy everything with money.
Monkeys who choose time always live their old lives. They didn't care about the ridicule of the rich monkeys, but just thought: our time is precious.
One hundred years have passed, ten thousand years have passed, and hundreds of millions of years have passed. The monkey who chose the money has long since disappeared. Of course, the monkey who chose the time began to change the earth. They keep learning. Although they have plenty of time, they still feel that they have too little time, so they seize every minute, study and do. Most of the monkey hair on their bodies fell off because they forgot to take a shower when reading; They learned to jump and walk with two claws; They build houses, learn to use tools and make fires. Hundreds of years later, they finally became human beings-the masters of the world, and the whole world belongs to human beings!
No one would have thought that in a corner forgotten by the world, monkeys with a lot of money turned into a pile of bones. They warned all the people in the world: don't just love money, otherwise there will be no good result.
Why is there such a big difference between the same group of monkeys? Because: time is more precious than money. If you have a lot of money but little time to enjoy it, what's the use of asking for so much money?
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