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Summer diary

Unconsciously, the day is coming to an end again, and there must be many feelings in my heart. It's time to keep a diary seriously. How to concentrate on keeping a diary? The following are nine summer diaries I compiled for you, for reference only. Welcome to reading.

Summer Diary 1 20xx 07 09 Monday Weather: sunny

I am looking forward to the summer vacation, just as I am looking forward to growing up. I am eager to come soon. I have been looking forward to it all semester, and the summer vacation is finally coming. Now, I will start making plans for my summer vacation!

My Chinese plan: write two words in lesson 1-32, one at a time, make up my own story, copy all the texts in Unit 8, make Summer Life into 28 pages, and complete Unit Breakthrough.

My astronomical plan: use an astronomical telescope to see if the moon has a halo, look for traces of comets, and see if it will hit the earth again in a few decades.

Haha, have I made enough plans? But I'm telling the truth! Then, my summer vacation will realize my "great ideal"!

Diary of Summer Vacation 2 A Happy Event in Summer Vacation 1 1 My mother got a phone call this morning saying that she would go to Spicy Bay in the Yellow River Valley. This is what I have been looking forward to during my summer vacation. Guess how happy I am. I immediately put down what I was doing, took three steps and made two steps, panting and rushed to the gate of our community from the sixth floor. Soon the bus came. On the bus, I told my good friend Sun Yifan jokes and stories for a while, and my heart was full of expectation. Unconsciously, we came to Mala Bay in the Yellow River Basin. Let's play tsunami surfing. First, we put on life jackets and went into the water. A warning voice came from the radio: "The artificial tsunami is about to begin. Please put on your life jacket and get ready to surf. " The crowd broke into cheers at once. Soon, a big wave rolled in from a distance, and the crowd exploded at once. Cheers, screams, shouts and whistles were in chaos. The big waves rolled in front of us, more than one meter high. I was unprepared. I was drowned by the big waves at once and took a sip of water, but I was very excited at the thought of being knocked over by the big waves, and I was looking forward to the big waves coming again. After the tsunami, we went to the baby park, where there were seesaws, slides, water guns and pontoons ... The most interesting thing was to climb the round hemisphere. Many children are climbing up. Some of them can climb up smoothly, but others always slide down. I tightened the rope as my father said, stood as straight as I could, climbed up step by step, and finally climbed to the top smoothly. But Sun Yifan tried several times without success. But he was not discouraged. He found his advantage and pulled himself up with strong arm strength. "I won!" "Sun Yifan shouted, accidentally slipped down again. We also played long-distance rafting, hot spring fish therapy and other projects, and we are going to the "Happy Forward" competition field. On the radio, Xunrenjun said, "Please come to the boarding gate. "We all laughed with one voice. I didn't expect there to be a child with the same name as my father. But after a while, the radio came again: "Please bring Zhang and two children to the gate. "It was wrong just now. It is for us. We have to go back at once. Today, I am very happy. Mala Bay in the Yellow River Basin. It's really fun. It was my parents who gave me this happiness. I must study hard, repay them and bring them the greatest happiness.

Summer Diary One day in the summer vacation, my cousin came to my house. He pulled me aside and said mysteriously, "How about going skating?" ? "Really? Great! " I promised excitedly, but I was worried that I would fall down and make a joke.

Came to the skating rink, bought tickets and put on skates. My brother told me the essentials of skating: "Lean forward a little, bend your legs a little …" My brother said while demonstrating, but I didn't dare to move a step. So my brother took my hand and slowly retreated, while I held my brother's hand tightly and muttered, "You can't let go!" " "My brother said angrily," You can't learn by always relying on me. "I said quickly," no, don't. "Brother or let it go. I stepped back a few steps, grabbed the handrail again and refused to let go, moving like an old woman. My brother saw it and stared at me and said, "How did you learn to be so timid? "I blushed and thought: I am not a stupid child, I must be brave. Thinking of this, I got up my courage again and slipped like my brother. Who knows that I fell on the spot without slipping a few steps. I rubbed my sore ass, got up and continued to slide. My brother is applauding and cheering for me. Gradually, gradually, I seem to find the feeling. The more I skate, the bolder I am and the smoother I skate. I am so happy that my brother praised me: "Sister, you are great! I learn faster than me. "

Now, my skating posture is beautiful. If you don't believe me, let's take a look.

On the third day, my mother finally remembered to find someone to fix it.

We use Lenovo computers at home, so the service attitude should not be bad. It turns out to be true, but that's all.

Lenovo should be a well-known brand. I don't ask people in its maintenance station to smile at people every day, but at least be polite! This is only the most basic requirement, but some people can't even do it.

Didn't you say one year for three years warranty? What about the facts? It seems that only one year's warranty has been achieved. It doesn't mean that users need to pay the full cost for the remaining two years, just pay the round-trip fare. However, in this small place of Sihong, the nearest maintenance station is Suqian.

It's nothing. The point is that they seem to be irresponsible for the quality of the goods they sell. Let's say that the computer in our family has been bought home for a long time, and the size problem keeps on, not to mention the small problem, that is, the main board of the host computer has changed three pieces in less than a year. That's it. Every time we want a new computer, they always take it as a minor problem to shirk it.

Like this time, as soon as my mother called, the people there looked at it for more than a year and immediately became impatient. After listening to the narrative, they seemed to be in a hurry to say "wait a minute" and hung up.

How long is this "wait a minute"? Anyway, I called at two noon, and it's eight o'clock now, and there's still no response.

Summer Diary 5 Today, my father has to go to work, my grandfather has not come out of Shenzhen, and my mother is not feeling well. My mother asked me to buy food at 9: 00 in the morning, so I took 30 yuan to buy food at the market (I often buy food in summer vacation).

I bought some food that I like and that my mother likes. I used 28 yuan, and 2 yuan was left. I was worried that my mother was hungry, so I went to buy four steamed buns and went home. When I got home, my mother smiled and praised me for being great. I am very happy.

I have been to Mingyue Mountain several times, sunny, cloudy and snowy, but this time it rained for several days.

As soon as the car drove to the foot of the mountain, the big wiper went straight down, getting bigger and bigger. We had to wait at the ticket office for the rain to stop. It's amazing to see the mountains inside: the peaks are beautiful and the clouds are looming. Listen to the tourists who just went down the mountain and say, "You can go to Yungu Waterfall." When the rain stopped, we went up the mountain in high spirits, and the stream under the wooden steps exulted down. Occasionally, when the rain stops, we go down to play with water. It is really cool to play with water in summer.

The sound of running water is getting louder and louder. It turned out to be at the foot of Yungu Waterfall. At this time, the rain stopped, but a waterfall hit the water mist splashed by rocks, accompanied by strong winds. We photographed these rare scenery.

Summer Diary 7 Mickey Mouse's mother bought a lot of Mickey Mouse. I put them in the washbasin, and they fidgeted, and after a while they calmed down. This loach is about 20-30 cm long. It is dark brown and covered with black patterns. The loach's head is a bit like a snake. It has six beards on its mouth and a pair of small round eyes. Misgurnus anguillicaudatus has fins on its chest, back and tail. Mom says fins are used for balance and direction. I want to catch a little loach, ah! How slippery! I caught it several times, but I couldn't catch it. I grabbed it carefully with both hands and finally caught one. The loach is drilling around in my hand. It itches to death! My hand split slightly and it ran away. Misgurnus anguillicaudatus is rich in nutrition and protein. Mom said to stew soup. But I can't bear to be separated from these little loaches. I want to sneak them back into the pond.

Today, after I finished my homework, I had an idea: My mother always takes care of me. Why don't I take care of my mother today? So, I had the idea of cutting my mother's nails.

After dinner, my mother sat on the sofa and watched TV. I went over to her and said, "Mom, let me cut your nails!" " My mother began to be as confused as a monk in Zhang Er, but soon changed from doubt to smile: "OK, I'll let you try. But be careful. " I smiled and replied, "No problem! "I took a book and put it in my mother's hand, snuggled up in her arms, touched her fingertips and slowly cut her nails.

Mom's hands are so rough! It hurt my hand; Mom's nails are so hard! Sometimes you can't even cut a few times. This reminds me of my usual mother. My mother is a hard-working person. After working in the company for a day, she had to do heavy housework. My mother never lets me do heavy work. She always tells me to study hard. No matter how busy she is, she will take time out to help me with my study. ...

My mother broke her heart for me and put a lot of effort into it. Looking at my mother's rough hands, I cut her nails seriously.

Summer Diary 9 The charming summer vacation has arrived. This is my paradise, my little world and my little stage.

Although the summer vacation made me feel unbearable, I couldn't stop my enthusiasm for it at all and decided to start a colorful summer vacation life.

It's always pleasant to stroll along the forest path in the country, but a game here is in full swing-the remote control plane competition, which was initiated by me. After gathering all my brothers and sisters to be contestants, my brother came to importune like a ghost and tried to be a contestant, so he had to obey his wishes. Otherwise, can I bear the "consequences"?

The contest was held as scheduled, and finally my hanging heart was put down. "First of all, let's give the warmest applause to contestant 1: Zhang Shiyao!" When the words were undecided, my brother rushed to the front, "I will come, I will come." He completely broke the order of appearance, and I had to show him a warning sign to warn him, but when I saw him again, he clung to the remote control and ignored the warning. I had to give up and continue the game.

After he inquired about the control method in detail, he confidently started the switch and sent the model plane into the sky. As soon as he rose into the air, the plane lost its sense of direction and circled in the air. We were only interested in gloating.

We were at a loss for the sudden horror scene-the plane spinning in place flew past in the direction of the forest, and the momentum seemed to make everything give way to it, but a tree blocked its way, and the tragedy finally happened: the wheel of the plane was knocked off, and my brother looked at us guiltily. The summer heat seems to have disappeared, and the birds in the forest are scrambling to fly away. The cool breeze blows gently, and the leaves jingle in the wind.

"I found it!" When I came to my senses, I turned my head and saw that my brother had found the plane wheel and installed it carefully for fear of breaking it again.