The classic joke about going to the toilet is very short.

I'm a freshman. It's the first time I have a class in the experimental building. I have a bowel movement between classes. I saw a toilet door with a male curtain hanging on it. I quickly opened the curtain and went in.

Unexpectedly, a girl is wiping the lower body liquid with a facial tissue after urinating. Because the kitten is CN, she immediately froze on the spot and only felt that there was

Blood rushed from the soles of the feet to the top of the head, pushing the stool back. I've never seen a girl beautiful, but I've only seen a glass of dark beer.

That girl is at least three or four years older and experienced. Take your time to throw the towel into the wastebasket and slowly lift it to the cowboy.

pants I said in the tone of an experienced person: freshman, that's the men's room. We often hang the wrong curtains for entertainment.

I hurried out, sweating profusely.

After I came out, my heart beat faster and I couldn't calm down for a long time. Ignorant, I walked into the men's room with a female curtain. Find a pit to solve it

Pants, get down, do something. I'm still thinking about what just happened.

After the convenience, I stood up after cleaning the battlefield and just grabbed my pants to lift them. As the light swept away, a girl was standing in the right pit.

Look at me sideways. His trousers are also half faded, and he is uncovering the hygiene J on NK by hand. Take a closer look, it's my classmate MM, she

Look, I'm waiting for a while, too.

Suddenly, I reacted at the same time and quickly lifted my pants together. MM is pink and white, small and exquisite, and I don't look at it on purpose.

The lower body, but see red and black connected, can not help but surge of emotion surge.

MM's face suddenly turned red, and then we had a conversation that made me cold. I guarantee the following on the cat's box:

Conversation records have never been artificially added or modified.

MM: "Come to the toilet?" God knows why she asked such a sentence.

Me: "Ah, ok. I have an upset stomach today. Are you here too? " (I really didn't think about it at the time.

I don't have any ideas. I swear to god, I asked her if she came to the bathroom, not if Yue J came. )

MM: ah! (blushing even more) It's a pity that I arrived a few days early. (seems to be.

MM's thinking is also very chaotic, not much better than me)

Even: ... (speechless, I really can't find anything to answer)

Finally, at this juncture, we both put on our pants. MM's face returned to normal, and her brain turned.

Yes We both said in unison, "Are you in the wrong toilet?" Having said that, MM looked at me and, frankly,

Eyes are big and beautiful.

MM: "The ladies' room, isn't it written on the curtain?" (the tone becomes tough, meaning university.

Survivors don't know about men's and women's toilets? It seems that if I can't find the wrong evidence, MM will probably think that I entered on purpose.

Peeping and thinking I'm a pervert. )

I broke down and was accused by girls of going to the wrong toilet twice in one day. If this comes out, I won't have to study in my university.

But I can't explain to MM that as soon as I walked into the toilet, the girl kicked me out, so I went into the toilet. Oujue

I felt a camel shit in my head, and I panicked.

Finally, God never shuts one door but he opens another, and I got extremely favorable evidence to prove my innocence. I told MM I didn't even.

I can't help but admire my own words: "I asked about the men's room, but the curtains were hung badly." Besides, you should

You don't need this urinal, do you? "Say, I proudly pointed to the urinal in the toilet.

Sure enough, this is extremely lethal, and MM's face is redder than before. He hung his head and muttered, "Really?"

I'm sorry to bother you. But I have to change all this. Can you take a look at the door for me? I

I saw the monitor of our class go into that toilet just now, so I can't go in and change. ! "