Couplet story: crooked talents are crooked, refined and popular become interesting.

(1) It is said that a long time ago, there was a brilliant scholar, but no matter what he said, his taste changed, he became humorous and funny. Because of this, he will always be a scholar and can't be elegant. His large family can't remember him either. When they met, they called him a crooked scholar, or simply a crooked one. What about him? He doesn't care what he calls it.

It is said that when Yang Cai was studying in a private school, one day his husband asked him to scratch it for a long time. He asked him, "Are you ready?"

Mr. Wang said, "Catch"!

crooked talent said, "Do you want to catch it?"

Mr. Wang said, "I'll give you a couplet. If it's right, you don't need to catch it."

crooked talent said, "Good! It's a deal. "

Mr. Wang wrote the first part on the topic of scratching:

Scratch, scratch, scratch, scratch, scratch, scratch, scratch.

I just thought about it, that is, to the bottom line:

Life and death, death and life, Mr. First dies, Mr. First dies.

when he finished speaking, he ran away, which made Mr. Wang dizzy!

One day, the literati got together, and the crooked talents also went. When visiting the garden, an old pedant proudly said, "I have a couplet, please give it to me." Lian yue:

red flowers are not fragrant, fragrant flowers are not red, and roses are fragrant and red.

at one time, the literati showed their talents, but they had a good pair. At this time, the crooked talents did their part, and sang out the bottom couplet loudly:

The fart is loud, the fart is smelly, and the serial fart is louder and more smelly.

Although this couplet is indecent, the antithesis is neat and impeccable. This laughter made everyone bend over, laugh and shed tears.

After dinner, everyone was drinking tea, and the waiter sat there smoking while fanning, and the smoke from the fan rolled in front of his eyes. When everyone saw this scene, they went out to ask everyone to be right, and said,

Smoking and shaking the fan will help the society in front of them.

Literati have all said their own antitheses, and the level is naturally mixed. At this time, everyone remembered the crooked talent, and insisted that he also be on the first couplet. The crooked talent is peeing, and he doesn't give in. While peeing, he casually sings out the bottom couplet: < P > Peeing and farting, and thunderstorms under his legs.

say it and walk away. The literati sitting there laughed their heads off.

(2) Right from wrong

One year, the imperial court sent a scholar supervisor to Songzi, Hubei Province to inspect the imperial examination. Learning to monitor said that Zhou stuttering, a farmer in this county, was very talented, so he summoned him. Seeing that Zhou stuttered with morale and his feet were yellow and muddy, the proctor really disdained his eyes and asked, "Can you write poetry?" Zhou stammered, "Where ... where people will ... will, I will ... know a little." The proctor saw that his tone was not small, so he gave him a couplet to make him right. Lian yue:

peach blossoms, lotus flowers, sweet-scented osmanthus flowers and flowers in the garden

At this time, Zhou stammered a word. The proctor asked, "Since I know a little, why don't you bow your head and say nothing?" Zhou stammered: "No ... I dare not say." The proctor said, "Why not? It doesn't matter. " Zhou stammered, "How can you see three kinds of flowers, peach … peach blossom in spring, lotus … lotus in summer, osmanthus … osmanthus in autumn, and garden … at the same time?" When the proctor heard this, he realized that he had made a mistake, and he blushed and said, "You are right about the next couplet, but when does it open?" Zhou stammered, "That little ... villain is crooked ... crooked." After that, I read the next couplet intermittently:

People's shit stinks, pigs' shit stinks, shit stinks, shit stinks

It's very embarrassing to learn to monitor. An open academic supervisor was teased by rural villagers. What a scandal! When the news reached the imperial court, the official department took a copy of it to the emperor and demoted the official position of the proctor.

(3) As the saying goes, nonsense

There was a rich man from a scholar's background, who loved to sing poems against him and showed off his cleverness. One day, he saw a woodcutter carrying firewood passing by the door, full of poetry, and called the woodcutter to pair up with him. The rich man pointed to the bundle of firewood and made a long couplet. He said,

Trees grow on the mountain, but they don't grow firewood. It's much trouble to cut down trees and turn them into firewood. It's better to grow firewood at the beginning.

sing, and proudly force the woodcutter to make a couplet. He knew that the woodcutter was a bit of a literary talent. After being forced to think about it, he casually chanted:

Master, don't eat shit when you eat. It takes time to turn into shit when you eat. Just start eating shit.

people standing in front of them watching the excitement all said, "That's right, that's right!" The rich man was flushed with anger, but he was helpless. This commonness and vulgarity, in pairs, is not only humorous and spicy irony, but also entertaining.

(4) hit the nail on the head

once, scholars were entering the examination room to prepare for the exam. Seeing so many people, a monk walked into the door with a basket carrying Four Treasures of the Study and dry food. He didn't know what it was for. Curiously, I followed the crowd and went to the door and was stopped by the invigilator. The monk reasoned with the invigilator.

The monk said, "Why can they go in and I can't?"

The invigilator said, "What are you taking as a monk? What are you doing in there? To tell you the truth, this is:

Three thousand disciples of Confucius went down to the examination room

The monk thought it was the invigilator and his couplet. After reading the book, the monk knew and liked couplets, and immediately returned to the next couplet:

The Tathagata's 5 arhats went to the Western Heaven

The scholar exam was originally a good thing, but the damn monk said such unlucky things as "going to the Western Heaven", which really killed his popularity. The invigilator scolded:

How outrageous!

The monk thought that the invigilator was out of the League again, and immediately replied:

Amitabha.

The invigilator thought that the monk was deliberately entangled with him, and he flew into a rage and knocked on the table three times with a ruler. The monk misunderstood again and thought that the other party was dumb. He thought to himself, if you are dumb, you will be dumb, and so will I. The monk immediately knocked on the wooden fish twice in response. Such a misunderstanding, accidentally hit, is an excellent three couplets, which is really interesting and funny.

(5) Clap and scold

The rich man celebrated his birthday. A scholar who is snobbish and thinks he is talented wants to write a birthday couplet to celebrate his birthday, so as to flatter him. He racked his brains to make up the first part, but he couldn't write the second part. So I wrote the upper part and asked for the lower part. The first part is:

Longevity is better than Nanshan Mountain, the mountain is not old, the oldest person, people live a long life, have plenty of food and clothing, eat delicious dishes

, and enjoy great honor and wealth. The distinguished guests should have come long ago, and it is reasonable and natural to come;

A talented farmer, after reading this disgusting couplet, started to write a tit-for-tat couplet, which also made a mockery of the couplet. Although this couplet is crooked, it is lively and interesting, and it can laugh. The bottom line written by farmers is:

Happiness is like the East China Sea, the sea is vast, an old man, a man with a beast in his face, a poisonous hand in his heart, and poison like a wolf and a tiger

Leopard, who died of a sudden illness, come to a bad end, where good people don't go, and it's too late to regret it.