An irritating humorous joke.

1. On the Naihe Bridge, a boy has drunk ten bowls of Mengpo soup. Meng Po looked at it and stopped him: "That's enough. What can you forget? "

The boy replied with empty eyes: "The Third Traffic Commission of Beijing reminds you that there are thousands of roads, safety comes first, driving is not standardized, and your loved ones are in tears."

2. I went to a restaurant for dinner today, and the waitress's sister called her a handsome guy, which sounded so comfortable.

When it was my turn, my little sister looked at me doubtfully and mused, "Master, we have all kinds of vegetarian dishes here. Here is the menu, please have a look. "

Girl, I have hair loss, not becoming a monk!

Yesterday Didi took a taxi and hit a new energy vehicle burning natural gas. Out of curiosity, I asked the master, how far can a liter of gasoline run?

The master replied, when I get angry, I refuse to take the bus and don't run a meter!

Thousands of years later, there lived an old fairy who practiced for thousands of years in the mountains.

One day, the apprentice suddenly asked him, "Master, what made you cultivate immortality?"

The old fairy took a deep breath and said, "That year, the price of the cemetery went up and there was not enough money. . . "