A joke or poem about anger

1. A short paragraph about anger 2, 3. Because I am crazy about reading, I sometimes make jokes.

Once, I was watching Education of Love, and my mother (loudly in the kitchen) told me to buy a bag of salt. I went right away, but I didn't move an inch under my ass. Mom (portable spatula, glaring like a furious lion): "The dishes in the pot are still waiting to be salted! You ... you, dawdle again, or I'll tear up your book.

..... "(Mom,) the situation is not good (ah)" I'll buy salt! " Before my mother finished reading Rapid Fire, I threw the book next to Wang and quickly went downstairs. Although the wind blows under your feet and you run fast, you can still think about books in your mind.

When I arrived at the store, I didn't remember what to buy. I only remember that I bought a "bag", so I guess I bought a bag of monosodium glutamate. I thought I could continue reading when I got home, but I was very happy. Unexpectedly, my mother was even more angry after seeing it: "I bought it wrong, I bought it wrong!" This is salt.

Are you out of your mind? "Well, who let me be fascinated by books! No choice but to go downstairs and change again. Finally, I got rid of my mother's chores, and I enjoyed keeping company with my beloved book again.

2. Angry sentence 1. Your jokes are not funny at all.

I don't get angry so easily, because I just want to cherish this feeling.

All the sad memories of women are related to love.

No one who makes you angry is worth it.

Gold always shines, but when there is gold all over the ground, I don't know which one I am.

6. We are different because you don't deserve it.

7. His appearance is even uglier, his eyes are burning with anger, and there is a blue vein beating gently at his temple.

8. His angry face twisted into the gentle and accustomed face of an angry lion. It lit a fire and made it scary, like an elegant cat suddenly screaming and showing its sharp teeth. Not bad! You are wrong, otherwise where is his tenderness; You are wrong! Otherwise, how could he burn, ignite the surrounding air, and be surprisingly quiet, but let the air roar and tear your heartbeat?

9. His chest is boiling like a pot of boiling water, his heart is burning and his sun nest is beating.

10. I really want to have a good sleep ... I made a noise before going to bed and was awakened by a hurry in the morning. When you are angry, you should still say calmly: I used to sleep too late at night, so I have to change it. Besides, I'm really sleepy and tired.

1 1. Don't be angry, call names casually, and harm others and yourself.

12. Please forgive my selfishness. The wine I drank for you chilled me.

13. If you betray me, don't expect me to forgive you. If you are a dog, don't expect me to treat you like a human being!

14. Every detour you have taken is actually the only way.

15. The world is so big, you will always meet someone who will let you let go of all your anger and anxiety.

16. Be patient and your glory will come. Everyone has their own things to do, whether they are happy or unhappy. Everyone has someone to meet, whether it's holding hands or passing guests. Therefore, don't envy other people's lives, don't judge others' right and wrong casually, don't make decisions when you are angry or sad, and don't care too much about your own efforts and gains. There is no intention of staying or staying. As long as you are happy, you don't want anything.

17. These two years have been too impetuous. In this small town, I have experienced many people's sinister ups and downs, and finally figured it out. There is no good way to deal with it. Now, hearing some people howling can calm my anger. I think time is really the best equipment to sharpen you into what you want, not what you want. I am not a smart person, nor a stupid person. I will only believe the same trick once.

18. Losing your temper is not just because you are angry, but because you are angry and no one understands you and takes care of you.

19. People are really strange. Being too close will hurt too far, and they will miss every time they feel wronged, angry and then regret dying. Guilt has become an endless cycle. There seems to be no good exit and no correct expression. I can only repeat it like this …

20. Maybe I'm not strong, yes, I can't stand your indifference.

2 1. I'm so tired that I don't even have the strength to be angry and concerned. Everything has become a simple three-word "unnecessary"

22. His angry face twisted into the tame face of an angry lion. It lit a fire and made it scary, just like an elegant cat suddenly screamed and showed its sharp teeth. Yes, you are wrong, otherwise where is his tenderness; You are wrong. Otherwise, how could he burn, ignite the surrounding air, and be surprisingly quiet, but let the air roar and tear your heartbeat?

23. Fingertips pass through the dark years, and the years flow without covering the cold.

24. Finally, you find that telling the truth is easy to make mistakes, so you stop talking; When you find that anger, contempt and pride will affect interpersonal relationships, you omit expressions; You found that dancing would affect your image, so you stopped doing any exaggerated actions-you finally lived like an anthropological code of conduct, removed your expression, hid your emotions, and became a rubber man without a trace of popularity.

25. People will have pain, anger and some grievances. However, please close your lips and bite the bullet, even if you are in tears, give a far-fetched smile. Tell those who want to see your jokes and hurt you, fuck your dreams and fuck you!

26. There is a world behind every door. Are you willing to open it and face yourself from now on?

27. Being angry is to punish yourself with other people's mistakes.

28. Nothing in life is for others. Work is not for the boss, but for making money for yourself. Being beautiful is not for the other half, but for showing off in an ostentatious manner. All efforts are your own choices, and all honors, sorrows, growth and tears are your own. Yesterday, whether happy or sad, whether calm or angry, has become the past, and today is a brand-new beginning.

29. When people are angry, they should learn to restrain themselves and enlighten themselves. When enlightening yourself, think to yourself: Anger can't solve the problem. Don't be angry.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't care, I just don't know how to say it.

3. Ask for a word or joke that can make people laugh. A county magistrate with a strong accent went to the village to give a report: rabbit, shrimp, pig tail! No pickles, pickles are too expensive! Attention, comrades and villagers! Stop talking and have a meeting now! After the county magistrate finished, the host said: Sausage pickles, please! Now, please talk to the township head! The township head said: Rabbit, the dog ate today's meal, and everyone is a big jerk! Comrades, that's enough for today. We are all big bowls! Don't be a pickle, I'll pick up a piece of shit and lick it for you.

On one occasion, two scholars visited Ouyang Xiu, a great writer in the Song Dynasty. On the way, they happened to be sitting in the same boat with Ouyang Xiu, but neither of them knew Ouyang Xiu.

These two scholars also know a little about poetry, but they think they are experts. At this moment, a white goose suddenly jumped into the water, and the two of them couldn't help being poetic and picturesque by generate. One man shouted, "There is a goose on the shore," another man replied, "Jump into the river."

Both of them muttered to themselves, but they couldn't recite the following poem or make up a poem. Seeing that they were in a hurry, Ouyang Xiu helped to sing: "White hair floats with green water, and red palms stir up clear waves."

The two scholars were surprised to see Ouyang Xiu say such a good poem, but on second thought, they felt something was wrong. One of them shouted at Ouyang Xiu: "You are so thick-skinned. Is this poem yours? " Ouyang Xiu smiled and said, "This poem is really not mine. It was written by Luo, one of the four outstanding figures in the early Tang Dynasty, when he was a child. " Hearing this, the two men laughed: "I tell you, with your appearance, you can also read poetry." Ouyang Xiu just laughed.

Soon, three people got off the boat. Two scholars saw a pile of ash on the shore and wanted to show their poems. One man shouted, "Look at a pile of ashes from a distance", and another added, "Look at a pile of ashes from a distance." Due to lack of talent, the two of them can't stand it any longer. I saw Ouyang Xiu chanting unhurriedly, "A gust of wind starts and the sky is full of snow." Hearing this, they were all surprised, knowing that Ouyang Xiu was singing a good poem, but they were unwilling to give up. One of them pretended to say, "This is not a clever sentence, so-so." The other said, "I'm connected, but I'm a little reluctant."

They walked on, and soon they saw a dead tree by the roadside. One scholar chanted, "A dead tree by the roadside", and another chanted, "Two big branches."

Two people want to sing, but can't think of words, so they have to sing these two sentences over and over again, with their eyes straight. Ouyang Xiu couldn't see the past, so he added two sentences to them: "Moss is a leaf from spring to the sun, and snow is a flower in winter." After listening to them, they still refused to give up and continued to compete with Ouyang Xiu. They chanted, "They both went aboard to visit Ouyang Xiu." Ouyang Xiu laughed to himself after hearing this, and immediately said, "Xiu already knows you, and you still don't know how to fix it (shame)."

Ears are here.

The new magistrate is from Shandong. Because I had to pay the bill, I said to the master, "Go and buy me two bamboo poles." As soon as the master heard that the "bamboo pole" in Shandong dialect was "pig liver", he quickly agreed. He hurried to the butcher's shop and said to the shopkeeper, "Master Xinxian wants to buy two pieces of pork liver. You know better! " The shopkeeper is a clever man. He immediately cut off two pieces of pig liver and gave a pair of pig ears. Out of the butcher's shop, the master thought, "My master told me to buy pig liver, and this pig ear is mine …" So he wrapped the hunting ear and stuffed it into his pocket. Back to the county government, I reported to the magistrate: "Report back to Grandpa, I bought pig liver!" " The magistrate was very angry when he saw that the master had bought pig liver, and said, "Where are your ears!" " Hearing this, the master turned pale with fear and quickly replied, "Ear … Ear … here … in my … pocket!" " " "

Do what you see.

Once upon a time, there was a landlord who loved chickens very much. The tenant rented his field, but if he couldn't pay the rent, he had to give him a chicken first. A tenant named Zhang San went to pay the rent to the landlord at the end of the year and rented it out the next year. When he went, he put a chicken in a bag and paid the rent. He told the landlord about the lease of the land next year. He insisted that his hand was empty. He opened his eyes and said, "There are no three fields." Zhang Sanming understood the meaning of this sentence and immediately took the chicken out of the bag. As soon as the landlord saw the chicken, he immediately changed his mouth and said, "If I don't give it to Zhang San, who will I give it to?" Zhang San said, "Your words have changed so fast!" The landlord replied, "That sentence was nonsense (chicken talk) just now, and now this sentence is" play it by ear (chicken talk) "

There is a chance.

A commodity salesman went to Guangzhou on business. After arriving in Beijing, he wants to go by plane. Afraid that the manager would not agree to the reimbursement, he sent a telegram to the manager: "There is an opportunity, do you want to seize it?" When the manager received the telegram, he thought it was an "opportunity" to conclude the transaction and immediately called back: "Take it if you can." When the salesman came back from a business trip to reimburse the travel expenses, the manager refused to reimburse the air ticket expenses on the grounds that he was not qualified and would not be reimbursed by plane. The salesman took out the manager's call back and the manager was dumbfounded.

4. Ask angry sentences and words:

Language: make a hullabaloo about .

Action:. . .

Expression: The veins stood out suddenly and violently. .

Psychology: angry, angry.

Sentence:

Language: My parents quarreled, and my father yelled at my mother, "You are really all right!" "Mother squatted on the ground, with tears of injustice in her eyes. .

Action: 1. He was so angry that he swept all the papers on the desk to the floor.

He suppressed his anger and the veins stood out on his forehead.

Manner: 1, she looked at him with anger in her eyes and burning in her eyes.

Psychology: .

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