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Why is Zou Kai called "Xiaomi"

His eyes are amblyopic, over 600 degrees. Everything can only be seen clearly if it is narrowed into a crack, and sometimes it is not clear, so it is called "small narrowing". He made a lot of jokes because of this! ! ! Do not believe you see:

1。 At the national competition, the referee indicated to Zou Kai that it was time to start, but Zou Kai squinted at the referee. Finally, the coach shouted behind his back, "Are you better?" Zou Kaicai hurried into battle.

2。 The funniest joke is that Xiaomi Asian Games and the eldest brothers of the gymnastics team visited the Asian Games Village. When teammates saw a beautiful sister, they evaluated each other and turned to look in other directions after the sister approached. Only Zou Kai squinted hard at others, turned around and watched her sister pass by. The big players joked, "You are a disgrace to our men's gymnastics team!" Zou Kai looked innocent. "I still didn't see it clearly!" Du, director of Sichuan Gymnastics Team, wanted to ask a doctor to do eye surgery for Zou Kai, but later the team discussed it and thought that Zou Kai performed well on the horizontal bar because his eyes could not see clearly. "If your eyes are cured, you won't be afraid of somersaults!" So now Xiaomi is still looking around.

He's really cute! ! ! !