Any jokes? Say a few.

1: A couple's girlfriend asked piteously, "Why can't we live in a more expensive house?" The man said, "We will live in an expensive house soon. The landlord said that he would raise the rent for us from tomorrow. "

2. The old Taoist taught his disciples: "Ghosts are most active after Sunday night 12, which is the most dangerous." Disciple wondered, "Is this about Yin and Yang?" The old Taoist shook his head: "No, no, today is really Monday. I don't want to go to work …" "

Xiaoming has just entered primary school, and his mother is very nervous about his grades after his first monthly exam.

Mother: Xiao Ming, how did you do in this exam?

Xiaoming: Ouch! Those are the extent of lying to children!

Mother listened to a burst of secretly pleased, must have done well in the exam to say so, and then asked.

Mother: So you did well in the exam?

Xiaoming: I was cheated when I was a child. .