Humorous joke: the more you laugh, the more lonely you are.

Humorous joke: the more you laugh, the more lonely you are.

The benefits of laughter are to increase the respiratory function of the lungs, clean the respiratory tract, express healthy emotions and eliminate nervousness. So, the humorous jokes I collected below hope to make you laugh.

? The more you grow up, the more lonely you get.

One day, I found a famous palm reader to read my palm. He looked at my hand and said, your palm is very big. You must be lonely. ?

I said:? Huh? I can see that. Why?

The palm reader said:? Because the bigger the palm, the lonelier it is. ?

? The Smurfs

Working overtime until late at night, exhausted, I rushed to the empty stairwell to sing the theme song of the Smurfs. There are a group of Smurfs beyond the mountain and the sea! ? Suddenly, a sad voice came from downstairs. They are hardworking and clever, working overtime until dawn! ?

? What is wrong with me?

My brother brought his date home a few days ago. The first time we met, he called her sister-in-law at once. As a result, the girl said that she was called sister. I called my sister very obedient, and then called my brother-in-law to my brother in a daze.

Teacher Yi Zhongtian's Humorous Language

1. Nuo, which is equivalent to ok now.

2. before the Qing dynasty entered the customs, the generals studied the three kingdoms and printed a thousand copies of the romance of the three kingdoms, which were sent to the generals as internal documents?

If someone annoys you, you jump on it, bite it and hug it. What's this, crab! Han Xin is definitely not a crab.

I was hired by you, and I am loyal to your plan. If you don't listen to my idea, bye-bye, I'm going to change my boss.

5. Emperor Huan and Lingdi are not suitable to be emperors? Lingdi's hobbies are literature and architecture. He is very good at architecture. He studied all day, and as a result, he built a tap water system in the palace! Moreover, he also wants to promote his scientific research achievements in the whole city, announcing that all the people in the city should drink tap water? You are an emperor, not a sailor!

6. The imperial court sent someone to check the king of Wu, but no weapons of mass destruction were found.

7. Cao Cao's first official position was Beiwei, Luoyang County, which was equivalent to the deputy county magistrate and the police chief.

8. Cao Cao is short, about the same as me. Compared with Zhuge Liang's ratio of 1.84 meters, it can only be regarded as unqualified and defective products.

9. Cao Cao likes beautiful women. He likes them everywhere he goes. Grab the grass and beat the rabbit? Collect some beautiful women or something!

10. Baby, come back, okay? Don't say that. Why don't you come back with me? (Cao Cao advised his wife to go home)

1 1. Cao Cao said to various governors: Now is the best time to destroy Dong Zhuo? Dong Zhuo burned Luoyang and hijacked the emperor, so he can basically be positioned as a terrorist organization. ?

12. Lu Bu thought: Cao Cao, a thief, is really cunning!

13. Yuan Shao meets guests at home all day. In the present words, he is having a salon and a party, and the traffic is busy and crowded. This incident caught the attention of the authorities at that time.

14. Yuan Shu thinks that the title of emperor, like our trademark under the condition of market economy, must be registered first. He thought he registered the emperor's trademark first. Others can't take him, but he has become. The target of public criticism? .

15. Yuan Shang and Yuan Xi:? We invited that boy Gongsun Kang to drink, and we asked him 1 at the banquet, and Gongsun Kang also added up:? Why don't I buy them a drink and cook it at the banquet? As a result, Gongsun Kang made them!

16. This makes us feel that Yuan Shao seems to have a genius. He must not listen to any correct opinions that are beneficial to him, and he must listen to any wrong opinions that are unfavorable to him. That's weird.

17. It's good that Liu Bei dares to escape. He is like a mouse on a ship. He always seems to be the first to notice which ship will capsize. First follow Gongsun Zan to fight Yuan Shao, then follow Cao Cao to fight Lu Bu, and then follow Yuan Shao to fight Cao Cao?

18. At that time, Jiangdong people were called Sun Ce? Sun Lang? Zhou Yu? Zhou Lang? . Lang is a young man, which means praising beauty. So? Sun Lang? Is it? Handsome grandson? ,? Zhou Lang? Is it? Handsome guys like beauty, so Sun Ce and Zhou Yu married the two most beautiful girls at that time? It can be said that Zhou Yu at this time is both a war official and a lover, and he is proud of it. Anyway, I am envious!

19. By the way, Jiang Gan was also wronged? He didn't steal any books at all, and he's not ugly, and he's a handsome guy, because Zhou Yu is a handsome guy, a friend of a handsome guy? Usually handsome, too.

20. The so-called empty city plan is also compiled? Zhuge Liang moved a piano, set up an incense burner, called two children and sang karaoke on the rostrum?

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