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The story of Masruhr and Karibi, 1,001 nights.

Fairy Tales of Masrul and Karibi

According to legend, in ancient times, it was the reign of Rasheed. One night, King Rashid lay tossing and turning in bed, unable to sleep. He was bored, so he invited Prime Minister Jia Faer and said to him, "I can't sleep tonight, and my heart is bored. Now I want to ask you, is there any way to let me sleep peacefully? "

At this moment, one of the king's guards was standing by. This man's name is Masruhr. Suddenly, he burst into laughter. The king heard the laughter and scolded angrily, "What are you laughing at?" Are you crazy or are you laughing at me? "

When Masruhr heard the emperor's accusation, he was scared and panicked, and quickly defended: "No, swear to the Lord, I dare not make fun of the king. You are our leader, how dare I make fun of you? I couldn't help laughing at the moment because I saw a large group of people around a man named Karibi by the river outside the city yesterday. This Karibi is full of jokes, which is really interesting. Now I want to laugh when I think of his jokes. Your Majesty, I am sorry, please forgive me. "

Hearing this, the king turned his anger into joy and said, "Call me Karibi quickly."

"Ok, ok, I'll go right away."

Masruhr hurried out of the palace, searched for a long time, and finally found Karibi and said to him, "The king asked me to invite you into the palace. Come with me. "

As soon as Karibi heard the king's invitation, he agreed at once.

"But you have to promise me one condition." Masruhr said.

"What conditions?"

"After I take you to the palace, if the king gives you something, you can only take a quarter and the rest is mine."

Karibi felt it was a pity, so he promised everyone half.

"impossible." Masruhr disagreed with the division of Karibi.

"Why don't I take one third and you take the other two thirds?" Karibi made some concessions.

The two men discussed how to divide the rewards for a long time, and Masruhr finally agreed to the division of Karibi, which led Karibi into the palace.

Karibi came to the king, gave him the best compliment and respectfully obeyed his orders.

The king said, "I heard that you can tell many jokes, so tell me one." If you can't make me laugh, I'll slap you three times with this purse. "

After listening to the king, Karibi didn't care at all. He said, "You don't have to slap me three times with your purse. It doesn't matter if you play three boards! "

It turned out that he thought the king's purse was empty, so he was not afraid. So Karibi tells jokes vividly. In order to please the king, he told all the things that he thought were the most interesting and funny. He spoke with such devotion that he imitated many dialects, but the king didn't respond at all to his jokes. Lian Xiao doesn't mean anything. Karibi was surprised and a little scared.

After listening to the joke, the king picked up his purse. Say, "Now it's time to hit you!"