adult joke

1. (China's shortest classic novel) M: Does it hurt? Woman: Hmm ~ Man: Forget it? Woman: no ~

2. (The shortest classic novel in Japan) A dialogue between a man and a woman ... Female: Brother ... You are much better than our father ... Male: Hmm ... My mother said so. ...

3. "The couple watched the World Cup. The wife hugged her husband excitedly and said, "Are you going to shoot tonight?" The husband pushed his wife away and said, you know a ball. Shooting at your own door counts as losing, and shooting at others counts as winning! 』 ...

4. The host asked the female player: "What is the purpose of men using Viagra?" The female player blushed and thought for a long time and said, "I can't think of it." The host immediately said, "Congratulations on your correct answer!" There was a discussion in the audience: "The answer is too incisive! ...

5. Women's Three Characters Classic: Die far away, don't touch me, let go, I shout, you hate it, you can't, don't, please be gentle, you are comfortable, don't stop, push again, you can't, hold me tight, you are coming, bite me, I have to. ...

6. The woman said: Women have two advantages, but there is a loophole! Although men have no advantages, they have one advantage, so men are good at grasping women's advantages and can often make up for women's loopholes.