Happy and humorous text messages

1. A kidnapped woman is wanted. She always sits on a stool at work, sings tunes all the time, has acne all the time on her face, and eats shrimps all over her face. If you say she is not beautiful, you will immediately raise a hammer. I glared at this information.

2. Are you happy recently, are you working hard, are the meals satisfying, is the bed warm, are your friends considerate, are your lovers caring? If everything goes well, raise your hand and draw a heart, which will turn into a heart of perseverance in the sky. I wish you happiness forever!

3. I approached you quietly, for fear of disturbing your peace. The New Year's bell came from the distance. Did you hear it? That is my blessing to you.

4. The Shenlongjia savage burst into your office, killed everyone, and then slowly walked towards you, and you shouted: Don't kill me. The savage laughed loudly: I will not kill others of my kind, but I will take you back to be the wife of Yazhai.

5. How wonderful it is to miss someone, even if only the memory is left, you can refer to it. Until one day you and I grow old, and the memories shine in the wind with the white hair, at least I know clearly: if you Thinking of you, you will smile!

6. Half of the happy moments are with you and half in dreams; half of the missed moments are parting and half of missing you silently. Did you know?

7. Please don’t reject every snowflake that falls on you, because every snowflake has my best wishes and cordial greetings to you. But it’s getting cold, so keep warm.

8. The sound of the pendulum struck again at midnight, and my boundless loneliness overflowed like darkness. I missed you so much, but where did I ruthlessly abandon you? My Sleeping pills

9. If you want to treat me to dinner, if you don’t meet my request, I will write your mobile phone number on the wall with two words in front: Apply for a certificate

10. In the literature class, the teacher called up a sleeping classmate to answer a question. The classmate was confused and couldn't say anything... The teacher said: "Can you do it? Just squeak if you don't!" The student said: "Squeak." ”

11. I am a person who has a crush on you. The first time I saw you, I decided that you were the one I should wait for in this life. But my only regret is... Sorry, I Sent to the wrong person

12. What is ringing is the bell, what is passing is the years, what is left is the story, and what is brought is hope. What we hope for is good things, and what we send are blessings. May my friend live a safe and happy life, and be happy forever!

13. The weather changes quickly, and the cold wind comes quietly. Because you are cute, I care for you! You should cover yourself with a quilt at night to prevent the bird's feet from freezing. It's okay to chew bones. This can replenish calcium. Don't say I'm too bad. I wish you a happy day!

14. The temperature has dropped, the wind knows the sound of falling flowers, the heart knows the feeling of longing, the colder temperature in winter knows, you know my blessing, there are no gorgeous words, I just want to know I send you warm blessings in the cold winter!

15. Blue is so clear and transparent in the sky, it represents hope; blue is so deep in the sea Steady, it represents perseverance. May your life always be filled with blue.

16. Looking for a person: The young man looks like Dehua, he is a bit stupid with Alzheimer's disease, he has three hairs on his head, his body is like a big red shrimp, his belly is bigger than a basketball, and his belt is tied under his waist. It walks like a lame horse, and its mouth is as big as the sky.

17. The weather is cold, the big trees are trembling, the grass is shivering, the old cow is burning charcoal for warmth, the little white rabbit is wearing down, the ant is buying a hot water bottle, and Xiao Qiang is hibernating. What else are you looking at? Wear more clothes!

18. Wanted is a lazy woman who fills her stomach with snacks all day long and never washes the dishes after eating. Her mind is full of shopping and shopping at work, and she is simply resting at home. He is a paralytic. He is not like a woman and his wife when he is married.

19. The water is flowing and the fish are swimming. Do I need a reason to love you? The wind is blowing and the rain is falling. I really want to kiss you. You have a heart and I have a heart. I have known you until now! God! There is love, there is love in the land, can I ask you to go shopping?

20. We have been scarred by love, but we have walked through it hand in hand. When fear and hardship rear their ugly heads, love is our last line of defense.

On this special day, I want to say to you: I will accompany you throughout my life.

21. Everything you quietly do for me is known to heaven and earth, and I know it! For this quiet and soft tenderness, in the rolling world, I am not afraid that my beauty will fade with age, and I will always spend the long nights in anticipation. , but I don’t regret it. I wish you always good health and happiness!

22. The love between two people cherishes the vastness of the Milky Way, and the long-lasting regret disappears in one day; on the Double Chinese Valentine's Day of the 38th Reincarnation, couples gather together to chat under the stars. Although heaven is nice and too lonely, it is not as carefree as the human world. Everything in the world is at ease, and it is not a good time but also a coincidence.

23. The world is so busy, people who are attentive will be happy. When I miss your face, my heart will be warm. When I miss your mouth, my smile will be bright. With the arrival of Christmas, those who care about you should Let me tell you: Merry Xmas

24. It is really rare to feel comfortable on a regular express train; passengers are forced to walk when they are yelling for service; they are squeezed to find a sleeper, and others who are beautiful can fill it first; the toilet is full of urea, The food is suitable for feeding pigs; traveling thousands of miles and suffering, money has been important since ancient times.

25. Delete yesterday's troubles, choose today's happiness, set tomorrow's happiness, store eternal love, cancel the world's hatred, paste beautiful moods, copy intoxicating scenery. I wish you success in your work and a more satisfying life!

26. A thin woman is wanted. Her face is as thin as a monkey and her legs are as thin as a camera. Her three meals only consist of a bun and her meal is only a cup. I asked her why she lives. What? She said she just didn’t want to be fat.

27. The moving notes have sounded, and the throbbing heart is jumping for joy. There are thousands of blessings in my heart, floating around you with the gentle wind of spring. I just wish you a life without worries and happiness forever!

28. Are you thinking of me? I am thinking of you. I really am thinking of you. Don’t you believe it? See lt;)"." ."(gt; (,, (..),,) I even have your photo

29. In the station of time, I want to make a wish, forever; in the harbor of love, I will send you a hope, called sincerity, because our friendship will be with you forever.

30. I’ll give you a dessert! Ingredients: I love you. Ingredients: Miss you. Add a little loneliness; production date: from the day I saw you, storage date: indefinitely, product standard number: 5201314

31. We should miss you every day, but don’t see each other every day. You are responsible for being beautiful and charming, and I Responsible for working hard to make money, you fall in love with others, but don’t let me see you. If I see you, you eat rat poison and cook noodles.

32. The life of killing time with short messages is called the trust life. ; Sending and receiving at the same time is called letter communication; frantically receiving is called letter***; only receiving but not sending is called letter being cold; sending to the wrong person is called letter harassment; failure to send or receive is called letter dysfunction.

33. After these days of getting along, my heart feels like a deer when I face you. I want to confess but I am afraid that you won’t accept it. I can’t control my inner feelings. I really like your mobile phone. Do you want to sell it?

34. There is a kind of fall called standing up, a kind of loss called gain, and a kind of failure called success - be strong, my friend, tomorrow will be yours!

35. The spider loves the ant deeply. , when he expressed his love, he was rejected. The spider yelled: Why? Why is all this happening? The ant said timidly: My mother said that those who stay online all day long are not good people!

36. The fluttering prayer flags, the rotating prayer wheels, the bright butter lamps, the fragrant mulberry smoke, the peaceful chanting of sutras, the flying wind horses, and the blessings of Buddha and Bodhisattvas are all dedicated to you! May the New Year be auspicious, complete, and comfortable. ! - This is a blessing sent to you by a living Buddha who found a wonderful mobile phone message.

37. I want to ask you something, but I dare not speak openly, especially in a quiet and lonely night. Thousands of thoughts kept me awake, so I had to send you a text message to ask you... Do you still wet the bed?

38. There is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding; there is a feeling It is called wonderful; there is a kind of happiness called being with you; there is a kind of longing called looking forward to seeing you.

May every shooting star in the sky shine for you...

39. Women are a big meal. The temptation is irresistible. Once you move the chopsticks, you will be trapped and unable to extricate yourself! Women It is a mobile phone. Once you own it, you not only have to charge the battery, but also have a signal and most importantly, you have to pay the phone bill!

40. The autumn wind / blows up the waves / blows up the memories / the waves are in the wind Ups and downs/Memories are intermittent in the wind/It blows away the floating clouds in the sky/But it cannot blow away the longing in my heart/The floating clouds gather and disperse in the sky/The longing will never fade in my heart/Because/You will always be in my heart

41. When the light snow comes, the weather becomes cooler. Keep away from wind and cold. Put on more clothes. When the weather is dry, add more water. It is easy to get angry. Eat less shrimps. Use more ventilation. Keep the windows open. Drink less and the spleen will not be hurt. Read text messages. , good for health, compose text messages, and exercise your brain.

42. In the cold winter, the fingers on the keyboard are a little unruly, but my heart for finding love has really not changed. In this winter, silently in my heart, I make my most sincere wish, my most beautiful blessing, my most sincere heart!

43. Please use one second to forget your worries, and use one minute to forget your worries. Think about the New Year, spend an hour with the person you like, and then when the old and the new change, use a smile to receive the blessings I send to you in advance!

44. Young men are like rich cities, fat people. He has a big head and big ears. When he comes home, his belly comes first. When he goes out on the streets in summer, he seems to be running naked. He has an evil mind and an impure heart. He always wants to live in a widow's village. He stares at the cell phone and reads text messages without making a sound.

45. The stars are dotted, and the lonely moon can hardly face each other. The wind, flowers, snow and moon hate the cold winter. This feeling will never last forever. Where are our old friends? The yellow sand is long and the sunset is longer in the sky. The setting sun laughs at the world of mortals, which has been capricious since ancient times and has gone through great changes.

46. What you open is auspiciousness, what you see is good luck. May all expectations and blessings flow to you. I hope you feel comfortable and everything goes well. May these beautiful wishes turn into sincere blessings for you: Happily, life is 100% more exciting!

47. The angel said that as long as you stand on the ninety-nine tulips carefully painted and make a wish, God will hear it. I painted flowers all over the room, and finally God said to me: Make a wish. I said that the person who wants to see the text message is happy for a lifetime!

48. The stars are tolerant of my mood and heart, heart, heart, anxiety, heartbroken !

49. The wind is gentle, the rain is sad, the clouds are happy, the moon is sentimental, the songs are confiding, love is lost, love is intoxicating, and love is hard to let go. , the sky is long-lasting, the earth is eternal, and you, my friend, are the best!

50. Can Ring has always liked cans, but Coke lives in the heart of the can, so every time he drinks the can To put Coke, please put the tab into the Coke can to fulfill the love of taboo!

51. After walking through mountains and rivers, there are highs and lows under our feet. We have experienced ups and downs, but we still have to look for it. Mi, life is busy, you gain more or less, and you lose every bit, but the important thing is to be happy!

52. I have never been a thief, but I want to steal happiness for you; I have never cheated anyone, but I want to deceive you for happiness; I have never harmed anyone, but I want to deceive you for happiness. ...I am tired of my fingers, just to give you my blessings!

53. Happiness does not need a background, just leave a smiling back; happiness does not need status, just live a comfortable and happy life; blessings do not need Just flatter him and express his wishes. Greetings, contact, and I wish you all the best!

54. Tang Monk wishes you a happy life, Wukong wishes you good health, Sha Monk wishes you good luck, Bajie..., don’t you know what you want to say?

55. Do you know what I am thinking? Miss you! Do you know why I miss you? Love you! Do you know why I love you? Tasty! Know what you smell like? The smell of the stew with the vermicelli is amazing!

56. Since you have been hit in the waist by youth, then I wish you to be hit on the head by happiness, stepped on by happiness, searched by health, and kicked by good luck.

I am a friend enough!

57. I will give you a rose and find a good family this year. I will give you a lily and I will give you a baby next year. I will give you a hibiscus flower to show that your husband loves you and cares about your family. I’ll give you a magnolia flower, and you can spend it when your husband makes money.

58. Since you sincerely accepted my text message, I will bless you with great mercy. I wish: happiness chases you every day, happiness hugs you every day, and health covers you every day!

59. Grapes, bananas, red apples, I wish your longing will bear fruit! Carrots, cucumbers and cabbage, may you attract love every day! Coke, tea and boiled water, I hope you sleep well every night!

60. One bean fell down and became discouraged and depressed. This bean is me. What can encourage it to stand up? The answer is you! Because there is something called "Pig Encouragement (Chocolate) Bean".

61. You and I are both angels with one wing. Only by embracing each other can we spread our wings and fly. I came to the world just to look for you. After going through all the trouble to find you, I found: Oh my God! Our wings are aligned!

62. If I were a fox and you were a hunter, you Will you chase me? If I were tea and you were boiled water, would you make me a cup? If I were a car and you were a driver, would you drive (marry) me? If you were money and I was a bankbook, I would definitely take (marry) me. )your.

63. If one drop of water falls from the sky, it is the tears I shed because I miss you; if two drops of water fall from the sky, it is the tears I shed because I love you; if there are countless drops of water falling from the sky, it is... Stop thinking about it, it’s raining!

64. Don’t panic when you meet a dog on the road. Fight it bravely. There will be at most three results: First, you win , you are better than a dog; second, if you lose, you are not even as good as a dog; third, if you are tied, you are just like a dog.

65. Do you know why we are destined? We met as early as a thousand years ago. It was autumn. You ran with me in the wind and left tooth marks on my body. This happened. A story for the ages. At that time, my name was Lu Dongbin.

66. Late at night, the Boeing 737 pilot came home and knocked on the door. The wife asked: Who? The pilot said humorously: 737 requested to land! Suddenly a man in the room shouted: Got it, the 777 will take off immediately and make room for you!

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