Who can tell me the greetings related to tea on Christmas Eve? thank you

The cold wind outside blows the whistle bitterly, but at this moment, I think the whistle is as beautiful as the bell on Santa Claus's reindeer sleigh, and the Pu 'er tea rising in my hand is like the fire in the fireplace, warming the tea drinkers who don't know what dusk it is.

How's it going? Is it okay?

Give a few related jokes. .

I don't know this yet, but I can tell a few jokes:

Joke: 1

Those who stayed for tea had no tea, so they borrowed it from their neighbors. After a long time, the soup overflows to add cold water. After a long time, the kettle is full, but the tea will not last. The wife said to her husband, "I can't drink tea. Let him take a bath."

Joke 2

During the Wanli period of the Ming Dynasty, a famous scholar Wu Bangdian appeared in Fengxi, Chaozhou, and officially worshipped the official position of Baoqing, a monk who was then a member of the General Committee of the Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference. He is humorous and good at guessing riddles. Once, he was shy at home, so he sent a servant wearing a straw hat and clogs to his neighbor's house to ask for a bag of things. The servant asked him what he wanted, please make it clear. He said it goes without saying, you will know when you go. The servant inexplicably went to his neighbor's house and told him what his master said. The neighbor smiled and asked him to bring back a bag of Pu 'er tea. It turned out that this was a charade. Servant is "human", straw hat is cursive top, and clogs on feet are wooden characters under herringbone. Together, it is a word "tea". It's wonderful!

Joke 3

/kloc-At the beginning of the 9th century, a Portuguese sailor brought back some excellent Pu 'er tea from China. Seeing this exotic treasure, the sailor's mother invited her relatives and friends to enjoy delicious food. But everyone tasted it, but it was too bitter to swallow. The sailor saw the "boiled" Pu 'er tea on the dining table and asked, "What about the water for cooking tea?" Mother replied: "tea tastes so bad, will water taste good?" Can I pour water? Play?

Joke 4

/kloc-Before the 7th century, British tea was imported from China, which was a long way and the import volume was limited, making tea a luxury in Britain at that time. However, the treatment of tea in Britain is this: in a lady's family salon, a housekeeper in a tuxedo brought a beautiful box and a tea set usually inlaid with gold. Then, the hostess herself took out a little tea from the box and put it in the pot. Next, everyone will drink cups of tea until there is no tea smell at all. That doesn't count. Then the hostess will take the tea out of the pot with a delicate clip and put it in bread and butter it for everyone to taste. At this time, British celebrities will pick up sandwiches made of tea residue one by one and pay tribute.