Joke genius

Men are not drunk, women have no tips, and women are not drunk. Men have no chance.

People are divided into two categories: one is frugal as if to live forever; The other is as extravagant as if he is going to die tomorrow.

A madman broke into the mobile phone shop. After a while, the policeman came and asked, "What about that madman?" The shopkeeper said, "He is watching it with his mobile phone over there!" " "

The telecommunication system is monitoring the mobile phone virus. If W/V is displayed at last, please delete all records in the phone book to avoid damaging the hardware. -

W/V

When the nurse saw 1 the patient drinking in the ward, she went over and whispered, "sweetheart!" "The patient smiled and said," baby. "

Drop your mobile phone from a height of one meter, and you will get unexpected surprises. thank you

I want to send you roses, but the price is too expensive. I want to comfort you, but I haven't learned it yet. Just send text messages to chase you, I hope we will never blow.

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Don't be surprised if the goat pulls the cart and the rabbit plows the field; Don't be surprised if the cat treats you and the mouse comes to eat; Because it's the puppy reading the text message.