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There is a saying in the entertainment circle that "you don't find a drink, you don't find a party, and you don't find Zhao."
Hugh and Zhao are all very famous artists. In fact, these stalks are very funny and cute about what happened to them.
(a) "Don't look for Bo Huang" and "barrel" when drinking. When drinking, I didn't look for Bo Huang because the traffic in Bo Huang was too large. In Xu Zhimo's words, Bo Huang is "simply a barrel". No one can beat him without drinking a thousand cups. Drinking with such a good drinker is naturally a disadvantage, so don't look for Bo Huang when drinking.
Bo Huang is a good drinker. It is said that once Xu zhēng had a drink with him, and he couldn't bear it from evening till early morning, so he went home to sleep. He woke up the next day and found Bo Huang still drinking. In the morning, everyone else was drunk, but Bo Huang wasn't!
This surprised Xu zhēng. Xu said that Bo Huang can drink all day from morning till night. He thought he had a good capacity for liquor, but Bo Huang went directly to Dionysus. Because of this, Xu zhēng also gave him a nickname "Ao Bai" with passion. He endured it and defeated others.
It can be seen that Bo Huang, the Dionysian, can drink more than 1,000 cups. We usually like to fight for wine when we drink. The so-called "wine is character", who doesn't like to watch friends play tricks on the wine table and then eat melons to spy on gossip?
But if you want to drink with Bo Huang, then I'm sorry, you must be the one who makes a fool of yourself. So, don't look for Bo Huang when drinking, remember this law.
(2) "Don't take a break at the party", the charming male god is too popular. The reason why he didn't look for Hugh at the party was that Hugh was so charming. Once he attends a party, he will become the focus of the party, radiant and easy to steal others' thunder. Hugh is indeed a veritable male god, and his gestures exude elegance and charm. I remember watching his "Pretender" and being screamed by Hu fans wearing trench coats and suits.
With such a handsome guy, who can't be attracted by the party! Hugh feels particularly elegant, mature, gentle and playful. It must be interesting to chat with him.
Therefore, due to Hugh's great charm and popularity, many people in the entertainment circle are fans of Hugh. His party is like the scene in Idolization, and the law of "Don't find Hugh at a party" is also circulating in the entertainment circle, which is also very funny.
Of course, not finding Hugh at the party was just a joke. Hugh is very popular in the entertainment circle. He gets along well with many seniors, peers and younger generations, and his personality is also recognized by everyone. Many people will invite Hugh to the party.
It can be seen that Hugh's character is there. The so-called "Germany is not alone, there must be neighbors." Although this handsome guy is too popular and easy to be upstaged, many people will like to play with him because others are too good. This is the charm of Hugh.
(3) "Zhao can't invite a variety show" and "Zhao Xiaodao" can't invite Zhao to perform a variety show because Zhao is too outspoken and can't help but vomit and not follow the script. In fact, Zhao is very cute in the variety show. He will vomit and mend his knife. He will stay cute and wonder why he should follow the script. Then she was nicknamed "Zhao Xiaodao" by Sister Xie Nana.
Zhao's personality is straightforward, there are no twists and turns, and her mind is very open and generous, so many people don't like to play with her and think that she is not enough in the entertainment circle. However, because Zhao is so cute, it always makes people feel that she is straightforward and naive. Who can not love a simple and beautiful woman?
Because it is too straightforward, Ye Zhao is considered unsuitable to participate in variety shows, and Zhao himself once said, "I don't like reality shows arranged according to the script very much."
Indeed, the reality show seems to be casual, but there is actually a script. Domestic variety shows have not developed to the level without scripts, so don't expect to see the truest personality of stars in variety shows, and don't think that what you see is the true face of stars.
The highlight of the reality variety show itself is its unpredictability, seeing the true side of the stars, but there is really nothing to see according to the script. In fact, I prefer artists like Zhao, Jingning and others to perform variety shows. Both of them are very real, not artificial at all, and interesting.
Of course, things like "Don't look for a drink", "Don't look for a break at a party" and "Don't look for Zhao at a variety show" are all jokes made by netizens, which shows that these artists are very distinctive and cute in this respect, but they don't really say what they look like.
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