Funny and meaningful sentences?

Do you like watching jokes when you are in a bad mood? What jokes will make you feel funny and meaningful? The following is my careful recommendation for everyone

Do you like watching jokes when you are in a bad mood? What jokes will make you feel funny and meaningful? The following is my careful recommendation for everyone, hoping to help you.

Excerpt 1. We talked for 3 hours and 23 minutes, and you gave me 20 "En", 36 "Oh" and 28 "Hehe". ...

Teacher, we haven't commented on the mid-term exam paper yet. Can we make an appointment with those people in the same classroom? ...

3. Some people put it in Q, don't talk, don't bother, don't care, just don't know how to mention the past …

If I don't contact you, you won't contact me actively. ...

I blame myself for being so smart that I know everything I shouldn't know. ...

6. People like me disappeared for a month without being found.

7. Save money for smoking and buy candy for your wife. ...

There can really be pure friendship between men and women, as long as one kills the other and doesn't play dumb. ...

9. Everyone says mistress is * * *, but I forgot to weigh whether the man who was taken away really loves you. ...

10. The most tacit thing we do is that I don't contact you and you don't contact me. ...

1 1. I finally learned to be quiet. ...

12. No matter how strong I am, you will always be my weakness …

13. Staring at your head for a long time, but never jumping. ...

14. Women can tolerate dysmenorrhea, why can't men resist desire! ! ! !

15. If I can control myself, how can I be so heartbroken? ...

16. I love you! In your eyes, yes, I am your stumbling block.

17. Except death, all leaving is betrayal.

18. How many couples have been destroyed and how many people have been seen through by a member's roaming chat record? ...

19. You have a desire for someone, that's like, and you resist the desire for someone, that's love. ...

20. swearing is not to let others see your cowardice.

2 1. You kissed me because of loneliness, and I didn't resist because I loved you.

22. Some words and phrases are harmful, and some people will leave whether they stay or not.

23. Why can't I see the fluttering ribbon when I eat Dove and the big piece of beef when I eat Master Kong?

24. It's not that I don't want to be a lady, but that life has made me a bitch. ...

25. Don't say that the wolf hasn't eaten mutton for five years. Cats and mice haven't eaten mice since 1940. ...

Appreciation 1. Everything in this world can be fake, but the only thing I can't stand is that the money in my hand is fake …

2. I'm still lamenting the small waist of that year. Look at it now, and I hate it in my spare time.

* * * is a symbol of power. Women can conquer men, men can conquer banks!

4. Girls like boys who are a little serious, but this kind of carelessness does not delay seriousness.

I will try to save money! Try to buy an ATM! ! !

6. Some people have nothing to do with me. Some people, I can't let go of them.

7. I want to buy things when I am angry. When I buy things, I have to spend money. When I spend money, my money becomes less. I get angry when I have little money. ...

8. It is said that this is the earliest * * * style: … closed … sealed … inside … not … accurate … answer … questions …

9. This morning in spring, I woke up easily, hung up Q, and didn't bother. Suddenly I heard the voice of QQ. What is the truth?

10. I hate Qin Shihuang. He burned the book, but he didn't finish it.

1 1. I called my date and she answered.

12. Just finished watching Titanic 3D today. At the end, a 2B shouted: Let the women and children go first!

13. The so-called brothers are rich and don't meet. The reunion of suffering and happiness.

14. You are my special concern, but you are not my recent visitor.

15. If I don't love you, how can I hurt you so thoroughly? ...

Select 1. In order to drive a Land Rover, you have to endure hardships. Young people will only drive Li Xia if they don't work hard. ...

2. ruin your life, and Warcraft is poor for three generations. If you don't touch these two, you will become Gao Fushuai. ...

3. It's time to change the notebook-it takes 5 minutes to turn it on and the battery only lasts 3 minutes!

Li Bai was about to go by boat when he heard the singing on the shore. Make a scene, leisurely and dazzling national style ...

5. Do you know how disgusting you are? When your mother first felt your existence … she threw up! !

6. Wukong, there is not enough firewood. Bring more scriptures. Jason Wu, go and see if Bajie is ripe.

7. The story of Monkey King Thrice Defeats the Skeleton Demon tells us that a woman who is too fickle will be beaten to death by a man. ...

8. Women who don't work hard have only two results: endless stalls and endless vegetable markets.

9. The high school teacher said that you don't need to understand this, but the university will talk about it. The university teacher said, don't talk about it, the high school teacher said ...

10. You never know how many times the person who is angry with you has put up with you.

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