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What are some funny things about learning to drive?

Many people have the experience of taking the driving license test. Although they have not been in the driving school for a long time, whether they are learning to drive or taking the test, they will always encounter some interesting things that make people laugh or cry. Come and take a look!

1. It took my mother three years to get her driver’s license. She has the kind of self-confidence, but also panics when encountering problems... When she first touched the car, she stepped on it. Pressing on the accelerator, she pressed harder and harder because she was nervous. The car rushed out faster and faster, and she turned the steering wheel more panicked... The fast snaking car smashed the container warehouse in the corner of the driver's license amid the roar of the instructor... I'm afraid she The coach will never forget the afternoon when foam particles were flying. My uncle was from the police station. He met the coach and my mother in a police car, got out of the car and started chatting. My mother took the two of them unawares and got into the police car and drove away... The car was followed by my uncle and coach who were chasing after me... Finally, the car stalled and stopped in the middle of the road, and several cars around were confused... Fortunately, the driving school was better There isn't much side traffic either. The uncle scolded her wildly, and she looked aggrieved and said, I don’t know why the car rushed out... The coach was heartbroken: I beg you, sister, don’t say that I taught you when you go out!

2. When I was taking the driving license test, one day at noon, all the students in the car ordered a meal together. As a result, too much wine was put into the roast duck. When the lid was opened, the aroma of wine overflowed. The instructor stopped him from eating. Oh my God. It was too hot and there was no refrigerator, so I had to feed the dogs. A friend in the same car had a close affinity with one of the big yellow dogs, so he brought rice and duck meat and gathered in a circle with the dogs to feed them piece by piece. Give it to dogs. After that meal, as soon as the coach yelled at us to drive, the dogs barked and the iron chains sounded, so the coach could only teach us how to drive in a friendly manner.

3. There was a senior brother who was born with no talent for driving. After stumbling all the way, he finally took the fourth road test in his life. I don’t know now, but we were using infrared + examiner’s score at that time. He sat in the driver’s seat with trepidation. , everything was ready but not in gear, he kept hitting the accelerator and the car wouldn't move. He started to panic, repeating useless actions like an ant on a hot pot, while mumbling about whether the car was broken down. The examiner really couldn't see it, because There was a surveillance video in the car, so I could only move my lips slightly and say: "Stop". At this time, this guy nervously turned to look at the examiner and said: "The Party is in the Central Committee." I especially remember the examiner rolling his eyes to the back of his head.

4. There was a field practice. On the outer ring road, there were big trucks whizzing by on both sides! On an uphill climb, I slipped away, and the coach asked me calmly: Are you scared? I laughed so sweetly and replied: I’m not afraid of you as a coach! The coach shouted: You are not afraid of me! I'm not married yet! !

5. The driving school had no money to repair the venue, so it rented a dam in front of the abandoned village committee meeting room for us to practice driving. Since it was summer, nearby farmers dried their grains in the dam, so we went there every day. The first thing on the field is to collect the millet, and then spread it out at the end of each day... It has been 3 years since I was good at millet, but my driving skills are still terrible.

6. It was my last road test. When it was my turn, I was too nervous. When I said "report to the examiner", I pronounced it as... "report to the dog officer"... He gave me a cold look, okay. , you can go back!

7. When I was taking my driver’s license test, I was taught by a middle-aged male instructor. When I was learning to shift gears, I was in a hurry and very nervous. When the instructor asked me to change gears, I stared at the road and didn’t dare to move away. I was just touching around next to the seat, and then I heard the coach say quietly, "What are you touching on my leg?" All the students in the back row laughed like crazy, it was so embarrassing!