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Please ask the master to tell your fortune
[Personality Traits]: Persistence, dedication, and dedication.
Judging from the structure of your name, you have a calm personality and are good at cooperating with others. Be serious about your work and adhere to the system and rules. You can persist in the direction and career you choose, and hope to achieve the expected results through your own efforts and struggle. You don't like to take the initiative and are not good at proactively seeking opportunities and solving problems. Therefore, you will only take action when you find an opportunity after mature consideration and determine that it will be helpful to you. You can stick to the work entrusted to you to the end and execute it according to the original starting point. Even if you don't like things you don't like, you won't refuse outright. Therefore, your obedience, persistence and persistence in work can often win the favor of your superiors and gain recognition of your abilities. But there is still an independent and tough side to your personality. Sometimes you have the enthusiasm to persist in what you believe in, but sometimes you lack the enthusiasm to take the initiative. And a changing life is very detrimental to your development. We must learn to pay attention to opening up a stable world for our own development.
As a male: highly subjective and difficult to be controlled. If you have the desire to lead and the ability to fight, if you can endure hardships and be down-to-earth, your chances of success are very high. Be careful not to get involved in gambling, otherwise it will be irreversible.
[Outstanding Personality]:
※Cool in appearance, warm in heart, often attracting the opposite sex with a cool appearance
※Introverted, hidden, stable personality, persistent Do not change your opinions easily, nor regret easily
※You can often pave a solid road after hard work and work hard in your later years
※Be good at the integration and planning of things, and have Planning, good at planning before taking action
※Be active in matters in your own field, and have strong persistence, like to argue with reason, stick to your own principles, and stand firm
※ His style is stable, neither hasty nor slow, he likes to use his brain, not manual labor
※He is good at leveraging his strength, likes to join forces with others to act together, and rarely attacks alone
※He has a strong desire to help , very loyal to his leader, good at managing the upper level
[Personality shortcomings]:
※Cannot get along with others in a communication and coordination way, and mostly rely on systems and rules to enforce rules Restrict others
※Low enthusiasm and initiative for things other than one's own responsibilities
※Sometimes he makes promises lightly, but he may not always do what he promises
※Stubborn and persistent when you have not figured it out, it is difficult to be persuaded, and you will never look back until you hit the wall
※Love to hide yourself and don’t like to be seen through
※Compared Don't look down on the superiors, only recognize capable people at the lower levels, and will obviously reject the incompetent
※Afraid of failure, often put pressure on themselves, stable and conservative, sometimes passive
※ They love to see things that are good for themselves and often ignore threatening opponents
Someone once made a joke about Virgos: Virgos may fall asleep during sex; they are best suited to be bus drivers. constellation. Very interesting, isn't it? It also reflects the general view of market astrology on Virgo lovers. Sadly, many Virgos fit this image.
Virgos are the kind of people who might keep books by their bedside that teach where your left hand should be in your erogenous zone after five minutes of foreplay. They actually follow the steps in the book, just like cooking from a recipe. Virgos tend to prefer step-by-step instructions, complete plans, books, and the like. If you ask them not to follow the steps in the book, they will panic. This is also related to Virgo's fear of the unknown. And love and sex are both mysterious and mysterious areas that we don’t know much about.
However, Virgos express their sexual desires in a completely different way. Like Taurus and Capricorn, his needs are usually deep and sensual, and his sensitivity and meticulousness make him (or her) aware of exactly what the other person needs. The problem for Virgo is how to unleash his emotional side. In other words, Virgo needs a longer period of warming. Part of this is due to his fear of chaos. Passion is not something that can be defined and considered safe.
Another reason is that he is not easily fooled or deceived by good looks. He thinks a lot.
That also means that he needs to communicate and have some basis for intimacy, not sex. Often his work life is quite important to him - Virgos often judge their worth based on work performance, and if you have no interest in his work or don't want to talk to him about it, then even if you are the best at The flirtatious or most stimulating partner, he will also get bored of you easily. Emotions and sex are not enough to keep a Virgo. Remember, this sign is ruled by Mercury, and like Gemini, you have to be more or less in touch with his soul.
The reality of Virgos is also shown in the field of emotions, so it is not easy for them to try to fall in love at first sight. He observes and knows too much about the world to be too serious. Besides, he doesn't like taking risks. Instantaneous passion inevitably brings harm and illusions. So he can be very callous at times and push away the people he's attracted to because he doesn't believe in anything sudden, uncontrollable, or unexplainable.
Sometimes you will find that Virgo is not as good as the above. Please look more carefully. Often you will find that their hearts are not really touched. Virgos may allow themselves to fall in love, but truly falling in love requires more time and careful cultivation. He will choose the trustworthy, not the dazzling. It is not difficult for you to discover his tastes and habits - always choose the ones that are useful, safe, quality guaranteed and knowledgeable. Warmth and intelligence are quite attractive to them. Effective language can arouse their interest.
Like other zodiac signs, Virgos look for repressed qualities in their partners. Virgos often let their lives lack joy. He would rather work and take responsibility. They often make a list of priorities for themselves, and having fun is always at the bottom of the list. Therefore, Virgos often choose a guy who is irresponsible, dramatic, drifting or selfish. And naturally there are only two results, either the Virgo party softens and relaxes himself to achieve balance, or he tries his best to change the other party. And the next plot is that the other half of the fire sign is like a dragon, breathing fire frequently because he is always being read or criticized. Intimate relationships are rarely smooth and easy for Virgo unless he can get a considerable sense of security or find a stable partner who is suitable for him. But if this is the case, he will feel a little bored and silent. A Virgo's recipe for happiness is the same as for a Virgo's Shadow - mix in some of the adventurous, playful qualities of a child and don't always have to do something meaningful and useful. I made a small mistake. Be a fool sometimes.
Virgo man’s love
Virgo men are delicate. This is not only true for things or objects, but also for feelings. It is just that it is difficult for ordinary people to understand his emotional perspective; but feelings must be practical and cannot be pretentious. He is flawless in everything, and he demands perfection so much. It is no wonder that he handles his emotions so carefully.
He pays great attention to details. Of course, every little thing is within his calculation. He is also picky about everything. So don't be surprised, even for you - you must get used to him quickly, he sometimes has no patience; especially for those who keep talking without growing up, if you are not, then you must be wise type of woman.
A Virgo man is not so meticulous. He is actually full of warmth in his heart, but he is very reluctant to let others see this side of him. If everything has to be thought of emotionally, it will make him feel that he has no principles at all. So please forgive him for being a little uncomfortable when he comes into contact with emotions. However, once he discovers that emotions are real, everything becomes natural again.
He is usually a good gentleman, he is loyal to his feelings, but he has a mysophobia, so the home must be at least somewhat clean and tidy. After marriage, you may discover his tenderness and romance, but this won't happen all the time, so you have to be somewhat measured. He attaches great importance to growth, so learning is still important, otherwise you will find that the "distance" will become farther and farther.
Virgo __ unique persistence, late happiness
For Virgos who have always been persistent, no matter how difficult the working situation is, it can be regarded as getting through it with your persistence. . Because Virgos are good at analyzing things, they are also good at planning even when it comes to relationships.
In the absence of the concept of sustainable management, shrewd Virgos will inevitably make miscalculations while focusing on one thing and the other. If you want your career to improve, Virgo must make up your mind to seize the fleeting opportunity.
Virgos have a gentle personality and will not want to argue with others, but if someone does something that hurts you, you will not remain silent and will try to figure out the whole story based on reason. clear. You don't want to fight others, and you won't be bullied easily. If you really want to fight back, you must first recognize right from wrong, master the understanding of the actual situation, so that you can have a certain amount of chips to "turn defeat into victory" when engaging in "confrontation".
Key points to review: Sometimes giving silently will not get an equal response. If Virgo cares so much about the feelings of their partners in terms of career or emotions, then there is no problem in being direct.
Virgo celebrities: Lien Chan, Lin Yixiong, Yu Guangzhong, Leslie Cheung, Jiang Hui, Maggie Cheung, Zhao Ning, Nomo Hideo, Yoshida Eisaku.
Since Virgos have a perfectionist tendency and are very demanding in everything they do, they are very suitable for "quality" work, such as quality control personnel and proofreading professionals in production operations. Virgos are also very good at "analysis", such as system analysts, accountants, and pharmacists.
You also pay great attention to health and medical issues, attach great importance to health regimen, and are nutritionists who can accurately calculate food calories, or medical researchers in various fields, whether it is clinical experiments or medical equipment testing , drug testing, etc., can all bring into play the talents of Virgo.
People like to say that Virgos are "turtle-haired". What do Virgos think of such comments? "Turtle hair is good! It's much better than living unclearly!" This is what Virgo expects from himself. Virgo is a "skeptic" and will not easily believe anything if there is no basis. Therefore, Virgo believes in science more than gods and ghosts. Science emphasizes the spirit of "seeking truth from facts", which is also the creed of your life.
Because they have a certain degree of doubt about life, in order to avoid survival crises, Virgos will probably give themselves more ability to "survive", so being versatile is what Virgos talk about. place. Basically, Virgos are sincere about service and are very meticulous. You can always do the work that requires effort.
How Virgos get along with their bosses
Virgos often have a blind spot, that is, "looking at things with a magnifying glass" and applying their own standards to everything. This approach often causes Virgos to "miss the forest for the trees."
It is recommended that Virgos get rid of the existing pattern when interacting with their bosses, that is, don't just look at the minutiae, but look at the things themselves. Virgos should pay special attention when getting along with their bosses. No matter what suggestions you make to your supervisor, they will only be effective if the other person is willing to accept them. Therefore, you should replace criticism with actual improvement measures.
When giving a briefing to your boss, Virgos should master the precise principles and outline the agreement. The biggest help of Virgo to the company is that you can make good use of your keen eye for observation and analysis to grasp the health of the company. In addition to official business, Virgo can also care about the health of the boss. If you are flattering, Virgo will definitely not be able to do it. It's verbal, but you can convey your concern for your boss in a healthy way.
How Virgos get along with colleagues
Virgos tend to be very demanding of others. If they have to deal with colleagues who get along with them every day, it is inevitable that they will be ignored by Virgos. As a matter of fact, you may criticize and correct your colleagues because you are kind to them, but this will inadvertently put pressure on your colleagues to get along with them. Your colleagues may even start filing off your back when they see you.
Getting along with colleagues is meant to be relaxed and comfortable, but often because of the appearance of Virgo, colleagues who are afraid of being criticized will unconsciously clench their hearts together and their nerves will become tense. It’s no wonder, everyone likes to be praised, so who wants to be “flattened”? If Virgos don't restrain their nagging and random thoughts, I'm afraid everyone will avoid them.
When getting along with colleagues, Virgos should keep in mind the idioms - "Be kind to others" and "Don't do to others what you don't want others to do to you." Maybe you want to treat your colleagues sincerely. Suggestion, but it is best to choose a private setting where only you and the other person are alone, otherwise it will only create embarrassment for each other.
A positive way to make Virgos more popular is to learn to praise, but praise must be done skillfully, otherwise it will just have the opposite effect and make your colleagues think you are waiting for a joke! Virgos who are too cautious and repressed should actually learn to live a relaxed life. To be honest, no one is perfect. If someone says that he is "finished", he is definitely lying!
Success Motto
Be picky about your achievements, mother-in-law! It is not difficult for Virgos to succeed because they handle details and plans well, but they can easily offend others if they are careful.
Investment Guide
Investment concept: Minimize risk
Suitable financial tools: bond funds, bonds
Virgo—— Focusing on "service" shows that you really want to "use something" in your career.
Personality traits: Responsible, willing to work hard, relatively diligent, like to comment, good analytical skills, relatively serious, pay attention to refinement, easy to worry, easy to be nervous, strong introspection, thoughtful, focus on perfection, value order , will be timid, easily disturbed, can follow through, have doubts, have a scientific spirit, easily panic, and be nervous.
Talents show up: Although I don’t like big changes in my work, I don’t want my work to be too rigid, so I can often make small changes and innovations in my work. Handle affairs in an orderly manner and do not take shortcuts. It is easiest to show sharp analytical skills in the workplace.
Suitable occupations: clerks, civil servants, administrators, secretaries, accountants and cashiers, textile workers, librarians, health-related industries, digital computing-related industries, teachers, editors, Industries requiring more labor, nutritionists, grocers, caterers, scientific research, etc.
Suitable industries for part-time work: nurses, insurance companies, accountants
Act according to plan
Virgo people are cautious and calm, and require perfection in everything. And everything must be in order, they don't like complicated personnel relationships, and they always stand by and watch things that have nothing to do with their work. He has high demands on other cooperation partners and often gives them many opinions or criticisms, which sometimes makes interpersonal relationships unpalatable.
Your Wealth Luck
Financial Luck Revealed: Being careful and analytical, you will pay special attention to small details in the use of money. Therefore, your financial luck is a cautious and thorough planning type.
Wealth Crystal: Natural Tridacna
Tridacna (pronounced: Chequ) grows among tropical coral reefs within two thousand meters of the seabed. It has been nurtured and grown for thousands of years. , also known as one of the Seven Treasures of Buddhism, is now classified as an organic gemstone. In addition to its white, solemn, pure and beautiful appearance, it usually has the functions and effects of holding a house, attracting wealth, maintaining health, calming the mind, and stabilizing the aura. For those of you who are ruled by Mercury, Tridacna can give them spiritually enlightening wisdom, promote the realization of your self-understanding, and solidify their success and satisfaction in wealth.
Investment concept: Minimize risk
Recommended financial management tools: bond funds, bonds
The best financial management strategy: choose high-tech and intelligent investments subject matter.
Financial Management Strategy: You are naturally careful and cautious, and you value working slowly and carefully in everything. You are also cautious about money, and you are deeply afraid of losing money due to investment mistakes. But in fact, if you can let yourself go, learn more about financial management or investment-related matters from different aspects, and start with small investments, coupled with your own precise observation and judgment, I believe you will have good results. .
Taboos in financial management: The most taboo is random financing. Borrowing from one place to another, or wanting to use money to make money. Common reasons: Borrowing money to earn interest, to make financial products, but unexpectedly, the situation suddenly changes, and the bamboo basket is used. The water is all in vain. Also avoid being a guarantor randomly. As soon as Brother Niu slaps his chest, the debts of others will be borne by you.
Auspicious direction for wealth: South, Northeast or Southwest.
Auspicious times for wealth:
Positive wealth: In April, August, October, November and December of the lunar calendar, your positive wealth will be strong.
Partial wealth luck: In August and November of the lunar calendar, your partial wealth luck is relatively strong.
Virgo: Super perfect, extreme mysophobia
Virgo friends are basically the kind of people who are meticulous, act like officers, and have mysophobia emotionally.
But in fact, I am extremely warm-hearted. Even heartwarming family comedies such as "The Whale Enters the Sky" and "I'm Not Stupid, So I Have Something to Say" can make him cry. Because Virgo is so Virgo, friends of other zodiac signs can only play the war-free card when it comes to the purity and single-mindedness of this zodiac sign. Therefore, I like to call people of this zodiac sign "Virgo babies".
Because virgin babies strive for perfection in everything (actually for their own peace of mind) and are independent and self-reliant (actually because they do not believe in other people’s abilities), they become the best guardian angels for relatives and friends when they are sick. But virgin babies with poor gastrointestinal problems actually need everyone’s care the most. Because problems such as constipation and diarrhea are the most embarrassing to talk about out loud, but people don't think they are important, so virgin babies who need care often feel depressed. In addition, virgin babies have slender legs for boys and slender legs for girls, which makes everyone drool and forget to remind virgin babies to warm up before exercising. As a result, virgin babies often become victims of sports injuries, often with muscle injuries. Soreness, limping when walking.
Constipation and diarrhea are unspeakable stinky problems of virgin babies. Although going to the hospital to see a gastroenterologist can help a little, it cannot completely solve the health problems of virgin babies. Virgo's perfectionism is the root of all diseases. It is best to ask a psychiatrist to provide a stress relief consultation for the Virgo baby, and then ask a nutritionist to explain the importance of relaxation and nutritional intake. Only by going to the hospital for treatment can the effect be effective.
If your Virgo lover is not thin, but is fat, you should especially remind your partner to be merciful and forgiving, not to be picky and nagging all day long, and to change early on in micromanaging everything. His bad habits scared his subordinates away.
Parents should also tell their Virgo children that Virgos will hold a bunch of corn on their pictures, so Virgo babies usually need to add more grains to get enough dietary fiber. It makes gastrointestinal peristalsis smoother, poop is passed, and the butt is plopped. It is really healthy!
Using exercise to relax can also help Virgo children to slightly reconcile their extreme black and white personalities. Riding a sports bike or running on a treadmill at home is the most suitable exercise for virgin babies. When you have enough energy, horse racing and field jogging are also very enjoyable. Since virgin babies usually have beautiful ankles and calves, they should wear footwear and sports shoes when doing sports to make the curves of their feet long and slim.
Virgo’s health tips
Healthy diet: whole grains, spinach, animal liver
Healthy exercise: indoor bicycle, treadmill
Health risks: constipation, diarrhea, stomachache
=V= Hope this helps.
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