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"jy's Main Deeds in Li Kui" Why did the second-in-command woman in Liangshan have an affair?

As we all know, Water Margin describes the different life experiences and rebellions of 108 Liangshan heroes. According to the seating arrangement of Juyitang's heroes 108, timely rain Song Jiang and Yu Qilin Lu Junyi are the first and second figures in Liangshan. But the two leaders in Liangshan seem to have the same experience in family life and personal feelings. Their daughter-in-law once slept with other men, became a slut who cheated each other, and finally died by her husband's blood sword without exception. Before Song Jiang went to Liangshan, he was an axe craftsman in Yuncheng County. After he appeared, the first thing he did was to release the classic concept of "hijacking the birthday class" privately, and the second thing he did was to marry a concubine named Yan Poxi. This is the "bribe" of the gold ingot he got when he released the classical works privately, and it has also become the nemesis of his concubines and fugitives.

Song Jiang belongs to the ancients who married concubines first and then concubines. Unfortunately, after he went to Liangshan, he didn't get married because of busy business and frequent wars. Song was only eighteen when he was a concubine, but Song Jiangcai was in his mid-thirties, so this sentient person regarded Song Jiang as a trustworthy person, and Song Jiang also felt very fresh. Because of the new concubine, their family life was more harmonious. After accepting Yan Poxi, Song Jiang began to sleep with his mother-in-law for a long time, which Song Jiang could not bear. "It's getting slower and slower." Why can't Song Jiang stand it? What can't he stand? It turns out that "Song Jiang is a hero and only likes to learn to make guns and sticks, which is not very important to women." It was also at this time that Zhang Wenyuan, a colleague of Sung River, appeared, which ignited Yan Poxi's passion.

This Zhang Wenyuan is a formal colleague of Song Jiang. His name is Zhang San, a gigolo in his twenties; Yan Poxi is eighteen or nineteen years old, a young woman as beautiful as flowers and pure as jade. So, a young man and a young woman fell asleep together like a raging fire. Sung river is not ignorant of this cuckold husband. He still adopts a restrained and restrained attitude. However, Song Jiang's magnanimity did not make Yan Poxi converge, but strengthened his control over Zhang Wenyuan. After long-term contact with Zhang Wenyuan, Yan Poxi longed for long-term happiness. She began to look for opportunities to get rid of Song Jiang, end her concubine status and become a formal husband and wife with Zhang San. At this time, the "bribery" of classicists and others made Yan Poxi seem to see the dawn of his future. However, Yan Poxi was too greedy and wanted to knock him down before leaving Sung River. As a result, the contradiction between air and space has intensified and become irreconcilable. As a result, Sung River turned against him, and Yan Poxi's longing for beautiful youth and happiness was shattered forever.

Yan Poxi's tragedy is actually Song Jiang's tragedy. Since then, Song Jiang has suddenly changed from a small government official to a wanted man, who wants to travel all over the world and finally go to Liangshan. Fortunately, his name is generosity to help the poor. After the death of Chao Gai, he became the first leader of Liangshan. The infidelity of concubines has become a permanent pain in his love life, so he won't get married until he is single. Lu Junyi, nicknamed Yu Qilin, is from Beijing. He is good at martial arts and sticks. Mrs Jia, gentle and sweet, has lived with Lu Junyi for ten years, and she is also very sweet. Jia's age is only over 20 years old, which is a period of tender feelings. Maybe it's because Lu Junyi is a heavy warrior and as bad as Song Jiang, so the housekeeper took a loophole.

Li Guyuan from Tokyo Bianliang froze to death in front of Lu Yuanyuan. Lu Yuanyuan saved his life and brought him up. Because he is diligent, he writes well and teaches him to manage family affairs; Within five years, he will take care of everything he does, and he will be responsible for all the furniture inside and outside; He is responsible for forty or fifty financial management; He is called Li Duguan both inside and outside the family. At the same time, Lu Junyi adopted the prodigal son Yan Qing. Two servants, a traitor and a loyal minister, one dug the corner of the master's room and the other saved his life. It seems to be good for others, too There are too many differences between people. No wonder Jinsheng sighed, "The biographies of Gu Li and Yan Qing were suddenly inserted into Lu Wei's biography. Li described how much kindness and Yan described how much romantic feelings. But the benefactor of the pawn not only refused to pay back, but also laughed at himself; Romantic people are loyal to the monarch and immortal, and then they know that the ancients sighed: "It is harmful to leave a wolf's heart, and it is not easy to give it;" "Judge a book by its cover, but it cannot be ignored. "

Under the careful calculation of Liangshan heroes Song Jiang, Wu Yong and others, Lu Junyi left his hometown in Yanqing and went through the customs with Gu Li, thus avoiding the annihilation of the whole army. However, this is Jia who is bent on welcoming guests. He watched her take a bath many times. Although Jia Zhi peeked at him taking a bath, he didn't care, but his eyes were opposite. Gu Li knew there was an opportunity, but he just wanted to find an opportunity to kiss Xiangzi, but he was caught by his master's majesty and made no substantive progress. One day, he came to the inner court under the banner of sending rouge to Jia's family. At that time, he didn't see anyone anywhere. Suddenly he grabbed Jia's chest, and Jia's shyness retreated. In order to reprimand him, he was glad that he had the feeling of long hands, but he stayed up all night.

On one occasion, Lu Junyi went out to give Aga a sum of money and said, "Come back in three months or forty or fifty days." Jia Dao: "Husband, be careful on the road and write back often!" After politeness, there is no nostalgia. Jin Shengtan criticized here: "It's embarrassing. It's elegantly written. Really great. " As a result, Mrs. Lu Junyi's feelings are running out, and her feelings for the Duke of Zhou are less, and their feelings naturally fade. Lu Junyi was robbed on the way to Liangshan, and Coulee was sent home on the way. A few days later, Lu Junyi also went home, but he met Yan Qing begging on the way. Yan Qing said, "Master has only been gone for half a month. Gu Li came back and said to his wife,' Master met Song Jiang in Liangshan Park and won the second place.' "When he did this, he went to the court and made his first report. Along the way, he took his wife to reprimand Yan Qing for disobedience, sealed a house and furniture, and drove out of the city. '

Guli is not only a rogue, but also a glib person who is good at telling jokes to make women happy. It was an ordinary joke at the beginning of the test, but when I began to taste it, yellow jokes kept appearing, which made Jia Hua tremble with laughter. And Jia also has his own small abacus. But when she heard Coulee say that Lu Junyi was surrounded by dark night in Liangshan nightclub, she was cruel. In particular, Guli said that Lu Junyi would be sentenced to death. How can the Jia family not be flustered? The desire to survive was the last straw that she fell into the hands of Coulee. Peter said that when he got home, he went back to court and got his family. Jia had no choice. So he colluded with Jia and knelt in court to confront Lu Junyi. In that scene, two men are like a couple. Jia Shi said to Lu Wei, "Dear, it's hard to get into the public door with virtual things, but it's hard to match with real things. If you do something, you will kill me. If you don't resist the emotional skin, if you don't resist the ruthless employees, you will recognize it. I only eat a few lawsuits. " Now Lu Junyi suddenly realized that he was a cuckolded housekeeper.

It was originally a monument to Liangshan heroes. Why did the women of the two leaders in Liangshan become cheating sluts? I'm afraid it was caused by Shi Naian, the author of Water Margin. In the feudal dynasty ruled by male chauvinism, the standard of a decent woman should be "three obedience and four virtues", "a good wife and mother" and "keeping chastity as life". In the year of Water Margin, there was only one woman who met this standard, and that was Lin Chong's wife. She committed suicide because she couldn't stand Gao Yanei's teasing and insults. In Shi Naian's view, men can't approach women. If they are horny, they are not heroes. So, when Li Kui jy listened to others' words and suspected that Song Jiang had a woman, he immediately turned against him and even took a knife with Song Jiang. In the eyes of these Liangshan heroes, those who are married and close to women are not real heroes. Liangshan's contempt for women actually represents Shi Naian's contempt for women. All women in Liangshan have become sluts who cheat women, which is the most typical manifestation of Shi Naian's contempt for women, even contempt and slander.