Joke: 20 words

Joke 20 words. Laughter is the embodiment of a happy life, but life is too bitter. How long has it been since you laughed? Only by keeping smiling can we have a lasting good mood. Everyone likes watching funny videos instead of bitter haha! Next, I prepared a 20-word joke for everyone, which is hilarious!

20 words 1 1 I swear that all previous vows will be cancelled from now on! I swear I will never swear again!

In the pigsty, you don't have to pay attention to human etiquette.

3. Forgive me for dressing up beautifully, holding a fountain pen, frowning and writing hard, just to get to the bottom of Xueba.

When you speak ill of me, can you stop embellishing it and think it's cooking?

5. It's on my bed. I don't know whose daughter-in-law, nor does my daughter-in-law know whose bed this is!

6. I made a mistake at the first stroke and had to scribble all the way.

7. Who said the teacher was sorry for the abbot? Has anyone considered the feelings of Taoist priests?

8, sample, see I don't commit suicide!

9. Don't mess with me! Believe it or not, I fanned you on the wall and couldn't take it off.

10, we have some differences: she wants me to turn dung into gold, and I hope she treats gold as dung.

1 1, diaosi will attack eventually, and auricularia will not return to powder.

12, do you think the sourest feeling is jealousy? No, the sourest feeling is that you have no right to be jealous.

13, it's not necessarily monks who burn incense, but pandas!

14, the north wind blows, the autumn wind is cool, whose wife keeps the house, and I will help you if you are in trouble. I live next door. My name is Wang.

15, a man gives a woman a bra to show that he wants to establish a lover relationship; A woman gives a man underwear, which means there is a lover relationship.

16, close your eyes and fantasize about growing old with you. Tears streamed down her face.

17, the flies in the crown are not more noble than those in the toilet.

18, I can't speak. I stutter when I see many people, like a sheep taking a shit. Please forgive me if it's not to your taste.

19, sometimes I drank a little wine and couldn't figure it out by the cold moonlight. Why should I come down to earth?

Joke: 20 words, 2 1, with more boys and girls in the class, so that you can save half the money in the future.

2, breaking my word is my style, betraying my loved ones is my present situation, and living a long life is my result.

I allow you to come into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.

As long as someone respects me, I begin to doubt human dignity.

Everything is going up, that is, people are getting cheaper and cheaper.

6, otaku, as long as a power outage, it will degenerate into a caveman.

7. After knowing you, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously.

8. Last year, even monks traded stocks. This year, stocks became monks.

9. I'd rather you hold another woman and miss me than you hold me and miss another woman.

10, how far your thoughts are, how far you roll; You can roll as fast as the speed of light

Some people are alive, but she is dead. Some people are still alive, and he should have died!

12, don't waste new tears for old sadness!

13, we haven't eaten for several days, and everyone looks like pancakes.

14, eat wild vegetables at home when you have no money; If you have money, go to the hotel to eat wild vegetables.

15, excuse me, miss, would you please take your chest out of my hand?

16, if you love her, put on her wedding dress and take it off yourself.

17, when you were a child, your mother hung a bone for you, and at least you had a dog to play with!

18, girls are like moon cakes in the Mid-Autumn Festival, which are worthless after fifteen nights!

19, I am too pure, my purity is shameless!

I won't tell you if you kill me. You haven't done a honey trap yet!