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Who has an interesting joke? Don't post the common ones.

Celery was walking when he suddenly felt a pain in his stomach. Then he hissed. What did you say he took out? That's celery dung (diligence)! ! ! Celery (vegetable) fertilizer

What color is that?

Answer: yellow.

because

Qin Shi Huang

(celery excrement yellow)