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The children's jokes make you laugh.
1 These days,
Niu Niu is so playful that she made several mistakes in her math homework yesterday!
I asked her:? Look at you, how did you make so many mistakes! Think about it and give me an explanation later! ?
Niu Niu turned around quietly, took out the tape from the drawer and said, Dad, here is the tape. ?
2. Watching TV at night, I: Baby, can you get me a drink from the refrigerator?
Daughter:? Do your own thing? !
After a while, my daughter wants to eat apples.
Come and wash with me. Me:? Didn't you say you did your own thing
Daughter:? You have to help others with things? !
Children nowadays go against the sky!
3. female:? Yo, go shopping?
Man:? Yes, buy some leeks for jiaozi. ?
Woman:? Oh, what an extinct man! ?
Then the woman said to her son:? You are too ignorant to say hello to your uncle! ?
Child:? Uncle, it's good to eat leeks. Eat leeks for aphrodisiac! ?
4. My brother made a girlfriend and took photos at home to show off. Look, my tutu is beautiful, isn't it?
Dad took one look and said, ugly as hell. ?
My brother quit immediately and answered:? Your wife is a black woman. You didn't marry her?
Mom is not happy around.
5. Some friends went to steal watermelons! ! Eldest brother told us to get together in his old house after stealing, and everyone rushed to a watermelon field in the east of the village. Where we went, someone was watching melons and making jiaozi.
Big brother told you to steal from the southernmost side, and I'll watch from here.
Everyone went, and just before they touched two, they heard the melon keeper cursing and following, which scared everyone to run away. . .
Fortunately, I didn't catch up and returned to my old house in frustration!
After a while, eldest brother came back with jiaozi. . . Brothers are brothers, bye! ! !
6. I met three pupils on my way home from work.
I saw three pupils standing in a row. One of them said, "Second and third brothers, today you and I are brothers with different surnames. We share the spicy food and stand and be punished. We don't want three good students in the same year, we should call our parents on the same day of the same year. After drinking this bottle of coke, I can't love it back in my next life! "
7. When I went to my sister's house, my sister looked in the mirror and asked my five-year-old niece: Is mom beautiful?
My niece said loudly:? Beautiful! Mom is so beautiful! ?
After a while, I saw her mother go to the kitchen and said to me, Uncle, your sister is really boastful, so fat, and she makes me call her beautiful every day! ?
8. I:? It's almost hot as a dog! ?
Son:? Dad, I want to eat hot dogs? .
9. When my son was three years old, he came home from kindergarten one day and held my neck happily. Mom, mom, I love you! ?
I was so excited that I quickly said, I love you too?
I saw him shouting: I love you, bah. . . ?
Thought I threw up on him. Ha ha ha. ...
10, my sister and brother-in-law took my little nephew to my house to play mahjong.
Little nephew was bored and pretended to cry. Everyone knows that he is pretending, so no one pays attention to him.
After crying in various voices and ways for a while, he said to his mother, Mom, you are dead. Which voice do you think you prefer when I cry?
1 1, seeing his son looking at Altman's, he asked:? Son, who is good or bad about this?
Son:? Altman is a bad guy! ?
I asked strangely:? Why?
Son:? Monsters come out to kill the Japanese, and Altman comes out to stop them every time! ? . . .
It seems that my consciousness is not as high as my son's!
12, I asked my five-year-old daughter that all the children in other people's families had their holidays. Why didn't you?
The daughter proudly said that the prizes were all coaxed by the teacher, and I don't want them!
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