CF's funniest words?

1. A Flying Tigers shouted while throwing grenades! Grenade! A fool asked, big brother, are you yelling at Mike? 3. Hiding is technology, and Yin is art ... 5. At noon on the day of weeding, C4 buried the soil, opened it by CT, and it was blown into 250 ............ 6. Take good aim, and everyone will be shot in the head.

7.？ Sun Yat-sen: The bomb disposal was unsuccessful, and comrades still need to work hard.

8. Fan Zhongyan: First the player withdraws, then the player rushes.

9. Bai Juyi: I came out after thousands of explosions and covered my face with AK. 1 1. Xu Zhimo: I aimed at you gently, just like I squatted down gently; I fired a light shot to bid farewell to the bandits in the distance. 13. The gangsters were fighting with the police when only one person shouted: Who left the bag at home again? ! ! ! ! They fell down ... 14. Never give up, never lose the bag, never change the bag, never take the bag, and .......... started ............... 15. Time can dilute everything, and it can also blow up C4................ 16. The ghost player is not necessarily a respiratory expert, but maybe G. Stealth is not necessarily a ghost jump, but it may also be a CT limp. 17. the sky is gray ~ the field is boundless ~ if you die with g, your father will have no mother ... 18. part 1: opening up. G. one. Time. Cool. Bottom line: all. Go home. It's on fire. Bury. Field 20. On the second floor of the haunted house, a ghost and a policeman are fighting. The ghost chased all the way, and the police ran all the way. The police jumped from the first floor in fear and killed a ghost who had been there for three years and five months. The screen is full of people typing "NB…… ..." The police said disdainfully, "Gao, I don't believe I can't kill you ..." I was speechless ~ ~ ~?

2 1. All the policemen are nervously protecting the brother who unpacked the bag, and the gangsters next to them are also looking for opportunities to do it. The brother who unpacked the bag was very serious. In the middle of unpacking, he suddenly asked, "How to unpack ..." We said, "Press? E ... ",and soon the police sent another" e ". The brother who just answered scolded: "Grass" was killed by bandits. Another policeman came up to protect the unpacked little brother, and everyone shouted at the same time: "Little brother, hold on to E …" The words burst before the package was finished, and then the unpacked little brother hit another line? “eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee……”？

22. Brothers with guns are always cautious. When he reached corridor A, he scanned every corner carefully. At this moment, a bandit followed him quietly. Once in a while, when the brother with the gun turned around, the robber quietly squatted down and became invisible. Then the brother didn't notice anything unusual, and continued to sweep forward. At this time, another robber followed. The police turned around again and the two robbers stopped at the same time. The police really came back. At this time, another gangster followed the man closely and stabbed him in the back. Too bad I didn't stab him. He just picked up a big gun and swept it. As a result, three bandits were killed. The first two were shouting, "Shit, you killed someone ..."? 23. the best dialogue in history (CF version) infiltrator VS defender? Infiltrator: Son, you are surrounded. Do you have anything else to say? ? Defender: This is my suicide note. Please give it to me. ? Infiltrator: Where do you live, son? ? Defender: Rooftop Airport. ? Infiltrator (lost a tooth): Who else is in your family? ? Defender: Dad Flying Tigers; Fox hunting mother; Big brother Omoh; Second brother Seth; I'm the youngest. My name is Swat. ? Infiltrator (putting down the gun and hitting his foot): Do you have any friends? ? Defender: biochemical ghost. ? Infiltrator (vomiting blood): Where do your parents work? Defender: My father runs a small factory and my mother does research in the underground research institute. Big brother grabs energy at the energy station, and second brother works as a plug-in in the ruins of the giant city. ? Infiltrator (vomiting blood100 ... l ... Have you ever been to school? ? Defender: My father sent me to the pyramids. Because we are public figures, that is, half stars, we used an alias for me. ? Infiltrator (endangered) What's your alias? ? Defender: code c? Infiltrator: Er … Er … Er speechless …? Infiltrator hangs up ...? Defender: Hey, how dare you hit me with such strength?