Premier League jokes

After a farce-like lottery ceremony, Atletico Madrid's opponent in the Champions League 1/8 final was changed from Bayern Munich to Manchester United, and Inter Milan's opponent was also changed from Ajax to Liverpool. Diego Simone and simone inzaghi, two "Simones", will lead two defending champions in their respective leagues and challenge the current Premier League teams with different moods.

At the beginning of the new season, simone inzaghi, as the "substitute" coach of Inter Milan who had to be made after Kong jerash left, was not optimistic. After all, Inter Milan, which was accused by Confucius as "no longer having the ambition to compete for the championship", was in a hurry for money, and Lu Kaku and Ashraf who won the championship also changed. A football club in China Club of Inter Milan, thousands of miles away, just won the league championship because of financial difficulties, and declared bankruptcy and dissolution, "addiction is fatal"! In front of the golden beast in European football, Inter Milan has even been taken for granted by fans at some time. At that time, young Inzaghi entered Inter Milan not so much to coach the defending champion as to clean up the possible mess with a gambling mentality!

Simone inzaghi has a famous brother Philip, that is, the spirit who lives on the offside line-"Nine Masters" filippo inzaghi! As a player, Simone is obviously not as good as his brother, but as a coach and wife and children, Simone is obviously more reliable than his brother. After hanging up his boots at Lazio, Inzaghi started with the youth team and coached Lazio for seven years. Maybe this is the seven-year itch. Because Lazio didn't want to increase the "200,000" salary difference, Inzaghi came to Inter Milan! As a coach from a club that once broke Inter Milan's heart, simone inzaghi was criticized from the beginning, perhaps it was just a "transition" after being seen in front of Kong Di. As for the extra "200,000 yuan", it is nothing compared with the120,000 yuan of Lao Kongna!

I have to say that Lao Zhang's family is blessed! Always being kicked by football at home, his son Zhang really plays football at Inter Milan! This quite reliable post-90s rich second generation showed maturity and wisdom beyond age after Kong Errash, and Mallota, who is good at dancing, is even more ingenious. Mallota invited simone inzaghi to prove that he has bright eyes! Zhe Ke, who is "unnecessary" when Rome is getting old, Milan's "contact king" who failed in salary negotiation, Correa and dumfries, the "future of the club" lautaro Martinez and simone inzaghi who stayed behind, led such a team that Kong Di thought "lost the ambition to win the championship" to return to the defending tour.

The combination of veteran Zhe Ke and teenager lautaro has scored 2 1 so far, and Inter Milan, which has blossomed more, is commendable; Midfielders Chalhan Oulu, Correa and Pericic also scored 13, which also shows the offensive strength of Inter Milan! As for defense, for those Italians who imprint their defense consciousness in their minds and engrave it in their bones, perhaps this is an unnecessary problem! Now, as an "outsider", Inter Milan will face Liverpool in the Champions League final of18. Is it difficult? Sure! Very difficult! Don't you have a chance? Not necessarily!

Is Liverpool strong? Of course! But klopp's team has been criticized as "thin lineup". The disadvantage of attacking the Red Arrow trio alone is obvious to the naked eye, but the already thin midfielder gave up Vijay Nardoux, who was selected for the Golden Globe team, which made him even thinner. The defensive line led by Fan Dike, who made the Red Army proud, gradually began to loosen because of some "expansion" of Arnold and Robertson in recent years. We are used to the helplessness of Liverpool after the Red Arrows were "watched to death", and we are also used to the fact that Liverpool's already thin lineup was stretched by injuries after the intensive schedule. Last season's many home defeats and victories were not only the attribute of losing the chain, but also the total outbreak of the problem of concentrated exhaustion of the lineup ... There is still more than a month before the Champions League knockout. How long can Liverpool players last without a winter break? How many chances can Liverpool get by following the example of Wolves or West Ham United and defending the Red Arrow trio? Who can laugh last, Liverpool, which has a strong attack, or Inter Milan, which has a strong sense of defense? Who can say for sure? What's more, Liverpool and Chelsea Manchester City are inextricably linked in the league, and it is also a big question whether they will be overwhelmed at once! ……

In the past two years, the difficulties of the Premier League are obvious to all. Liverpool and Chelsea have won two big ear cups in the Premier League recently, and Manchester City has been a favourite almost every year since Guardiola came. Perhaps UEFA can't make the Premier League too beautiful. After all, Manchester City and Chelsea grabbed two big packages, so after giving Liverpool a relatively polite Simone, they gave Manchester United a more arrogant Simone!

For the British, this "Simone" will not be strange! Diego Simone, an Argentine, is the villain and liar who turned the "heartthrob" Beckham from a hero into a shit in the hearts of the English people, and also the chief culprit of England being eliminated by Argentina. Now, this guy comes again, he comes, he puts on a black suit and comes with a bunch of thugs! ……

The actors invited by UEFA are so amateur that they turn a good comedy script into a farce! Of course, if the result of the first round of lottery is that the script needs it, then Atletico Madrid is the one who rewrites the script! Bayern Munich, which bullies the weak and fears the hard, is perhaps the team that is least afraid of Atletico Madrid. This requires hardness and strength, even if it is better than playing bayern ... so, what about such an opponent? Atletico Madrid is not playing! The poor performance of amateur actors gave Atletico an opportunity. As a result, Bayern, who actually has a headache for Atletico Madrid's mixed kick, was overjoyed! Although Atletico Madrid's strength is not enough to make Bayern roll over, his urine is unbearable, because he insists on hitting, boiling, biting and smashing, especially the kind of play that makes you sick even if you can't die, which makes "noble and decent" people hate it helplessly!

After Atletico Madrid's accident, I don't have to touch Bayern's chariot for the time being. Bayern's opponent changed to Salzburg Red Bull, and Erwa must be happy. Maybe they really just get things done by visiting the back garden. Liverpool, who lost Salzburg, could only watch Bayern take away the cup of "Red Bull" and a large pot of fangs emerged. Atletico Madrid got their wish, although they missed Lille and Ajax, two seemingly "weak" opponents, but at least they avoided Bayern! What if Manchester United have Cristiano Ronaldo? Compared with C Ronaldo's mysterious so-called "nemesis", Bayern's threat is the most deadly!

In ten days, Diego Simone's Atletico coach will be in his teens! In the past ten years, under the leadership of Simone, Atletico Madrid has been branded by this gangster: brave, tenacious, iron-blooded, tenacious, and an unyielding heart! In the past ten years, Simone has turned a team wandering in the middle and lower reaches of La Liga into an absolute strong team that can break the La Liga duet and become one of the "top three in the West"! It was also because of Simone's arrogance that he broke the monopoly of Real Madrid and Barcelona and stole two league titles. If it weren't for his outrageous luck, Simone really lifted the first Champions League trophy for Atletico Madrid ... Is it true that Atletico successfully pulled back Manchester United who avoided Paris? Perhaps, if it is not self-deception, no one in Manchester United will think that meeting Atletico Madrid at this time is worth celebrating!

Sir Alex Ferguson's retirement seems to have taken away not only a legendary time, but also the blood and magic of Manchester United. Neither moyers, nor Chef Fan, nor even Mourinho, one of the "peerless arrogance" in the coaching field, can save Manchester United from falling on the road of self-abandonment, and Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, who has the most DNA, also left sadly after that humiliating 2-4. Manchester United's problems can't be saved by Cristiano Ronaldo, or perhaps Ronnie Nick. ...

To be honest, although the opponent has changed from a powerful Paris on paper to a seemingly weaker Atletico Madrid, it is not necessarily something to celebrate for Manchester United. If you lose to Paris, you may feel better on your face. If you lose to Atletico Madrid, then Ronnick and even Cristiano Ronaldo will bear more fierce blame! And can Atletico Madrid, which is good at marking people, let Manchester United pass easily? I think English fans should still remember the thrilling game in which Atletico eliminated Liverpool. Imagine if the game enters the hand-to-hand combat stage, how will Manchester United "hand-to-hand combat" with Atletico Madrid gangsters?

Manchester City meets Portuguese sports, Chelsea wins Lille, and England seems to have "reserved" two quarterfinals seats. As UEFA, the event manager, the dominance of the Premier League is definitely the last thing you want to see. If it is taken over by the Premier League team for several years in a row, how can others play? "You won the championship, where did others get the motivation?" Hey, why is this sentence so familiar? Oh, this is made up by Lao Tan! But it's not all made up by Lao Tan. There is a source here, and maybe there is some truth! Therefore, since Manchester City and Chelsea seem to have caught two big packages, it is not bullying to throw a Serie A champion to Liverpool and a La Liga champion to Manchester United. If you are a cow, you can fight by yourself, but you can't blame others. There are Manchester City and Chelsea in the Premier League.

Inter Milan VS Liverpool. Last season, the defending champion of Serie A played against the fourth place in the Premier League (currently the second place in the standings), and simone inzaghi challenged klopp. Will the gentle little Inzaghi ask the rogue Simone? After all, Diego Simone surpassed klopp in the same battle. In addition, diego simeone did very well in the Anfield elimination of Liverpool!

Atletico Madrid VS Manchester United, the defending champion of La Liga played against the runner-up of the Premier League last season (currently "barely" ranked fifth). Simone, who narrowly escaped Bayern, vowed to win Manchester United so as not to make the two girls laugh. "Look, why? You are full of dead people. Isn't it good to be killed by us? At least more tragic ... "

Two "Simone" with different personalities, working together, shoulder the special mission of "fighting against the Premier League". Can they succeed? It's a long way to go in Xiu Yuan, but it's really worth looking forward to!

Come on, Simmons.

Come on!

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