There is a little joke about Tomb-Sweeping Day.

A man passed by the cemetery at night, saw the fire, thought it was a ghost fire, threw a brick, and the fire moved to another grave. The man had another brick, so he heard it? *****? You can't even shit. You get two bricks when you smoke?

In the evening, after the last shift, a bus is ready to deliver. The driver looked back and saw a lady in white sitting in the last row. The driver continued to drive and looked in the rearview mirror. The woman is gone, scared ~ ~ brake quickly. Looking back, she sat there again. The driver turned his head guiltily to continue driving and looked at the rearview mirror carefully. The woman disappeared again. She got a fright and suddenly braked. Looking back, the woman appeared again. Facing the collapse, the driver turned his head and continued driving in a cold sweat. The third time, the driver looked at the rearview mirror again. That woman disappeared again. The driver had collapsed and braked suddenly, but she didn't turn her head away. At this time, the woman slowly came to him, her hair was messy and her face was covered with blood. The driver was too stiff to turn to look at her. The woman said in a low voice, "I hold a grudge against you." No sooner had I squatted down to tie my shoelaces than you suddenly braked. "

Tomb-Sweeping Day, the teacher asked, "If you die, what will the epitaph say?" Here are some answers:

1. One bedroom, shared, negotiable.

2. Little things arouse the soul, but big things dig the grave.

I think I can save it!

4. Rent advertising space

5. Provide whipping service once 100!

6. Please wait for twenty years in the process of gene recombination.

7. Fight against Hades and form a team!

8. Reverend, save my life. Thank you. The coordinates are ××. ××.

9. When you read this line clearly: Friend, you stepped on me.

10. I finally don't have to be afraid of ghosts!

1 1. Give me a smile, or shall I give you a smile?

1 2. Epitaph of Shennong: Holy shit! This grass is poisonous!

13. Touch the bones to tell fortune

14. Accompany chatting and provide on-site service at night.

15. You will have this day, too.

16. I used to be a fat man, and now I am as thin as all the people lying down.

17. Finally, you can lose 80% of the water in your body and become thinner!

18. I strongly recommend this person to dig a hole for me. Tel: xxxxxxxxx.

19. It used to be yellow and violent, but now it is dark and quiet.

Thank you for coming. Call again another day.

2 1. Help yourself. Nobody pours tea. Why don't you lie down and talk when you are tired?

22. The housing problem has finally been solved.

Qingming travel joke

Children's world is transparent and pure, without any pollution. In her eyes, some things are also special. On the trip, there are two such jokes-

1, when I first entered the hometown of the Yellow Emperor, the first thing I saw was a big tripod. Husband said: this tripod is big enough, and the voice has not fallen. The baby rushed to say, "Dad, you're lying. It's obviously a cauldron. Everyone was shocked and laughed!

2. When I arrived at the sacrificial site, I saw the Yellow Emperor Xuanyuan sitting like a mountain, imposing. The baby said again: Dad, you are really a big liar. You say this old man is very big, so is this old man as big as three elephants? My husband was speechless-