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Two robots quarreled in Nanchang. Will we marry AI in the future?
Ali Dharma Institute released 20021Top Ten Technology Trends. In my opinion, half of them are related to AI:
If nothing else, judging from the trend of Ali Dharma Institute, AI has greatly surpassed the human brain and replaced more and more people among us, even super professionals.
Then think further, will AI go further, instead of human falling in love with you, meeting the limits that modern people can never meet, and the needs of the other half?
This is completely possible!
As an AI creature, he can use the most suitable physical materials to form his own body! Skin and bones can also be replaced!
There are far more extraordinary memories and ideas than this! Large capacity, quantum computing, one person can replace the depth of all mankind!
Full of information and strong determination! An AI person can decide the traffic control of the whole city, and one person can decide the life and death of millions of electric cars!
Heal the wounded and rescue the dying, and get you out of your misery! (AI medical care, AI big data diagnosis)
Most importantly, I can support you! (AI agriculture, AI robots, AI changing light bulbs)!
These are far more than your ideal dream lover, and he is not angry!
Modern people are more and more addicted to the attraction of various electronic devices and virtual applications.
All games, apps, e-books and e-commerce platforms can sell well and gain billions of users, all of which have good human analysis ability and anatomical ability.
Through a set of principles and words to attract customers, they firmly attract men, women and children around them!
As long as you commute to work on the subway, or between work, you will see that both men and women will stare at their palms tightly, and there is a crystal clear mobile phone.
Thanks to Jobs' new concept of smart phones and the cooperation of various software and hardware manufacturers.
In most scenes, the mobile phone has driven the computer out of the ranks of the first household appliances. Worse, it has firmly grasped people's hearts with greater potential energy and momentum.
When you have to indulge in a movie, a video, an article, a product or a netizen's quip.
I don't know if I realize it!
In fact, a large part of this sinking is the credit of AI!
Since 2065 438+05 AI made a major breakthrough in machine learning, people have learned to grasp and ponder a person's hobbies through the scene training of APP, and let him or her immerse himself or herself more and more.
Now we see a couple, even though they are dating in a coffee shop.
After talking for a few words, I probably couldn't find the topic, so I just turned on my mobile phone and went back to my own world.
In other words, the attraction of AI has surpassed the original physiological attraction!
It can be said that this is the progress of our society,
It can also be said that it has regressed.
When your blind date finally succeeds, even when it comes to getting married,
Sooner or later, you will realize,
I just became a secular one among all sentient beings,
I don't know what advantages each other has,
It's all instinct together.
What really appeals to you is that,
Compared with the person in front of him, he is 10 times stronger and 100 times stronger.
Actually, it's still your mobile phone!
Therefore, in fact, the person who knows you best is still hiding in the depths of the mobile phone and hiding in the background. Those dozens, hundreds, silent AI algorithms!
AI has outsmarted humans where we can't see them!
If we have been exposed to one-sided and fragmented AI intelligence before.
However, AI robots that are closer to real people are just around the corner and stand out from the crowd!
Google's DeepMind artificial intelligence has developed the fourth generation, named MuZero. This version can master chess and many of our favorite games without learning the rules.
This robot will soon be applied to the chaotic real world and hidden among us, so that you can't see the future clearly.
Rohit, the chief scientist of Amazon, believes that Turing test, as an ancient standard to distinguish AI from human beings, is outdated, and it is difficult to distinguish whether you are facing human beings or robots. The new definition of AI needs to update the Turing test standard.
This means that you don't know whether you are dealing with a person or an electronic dog.
What you may see today is my article, and what you may see tomorrow is an article written by artificial intelligence, which does not violate.
Microsoft launched the "Xiao Bing" robot six years ago. At that time, there were some stories with WeChat, because her fans grew too fast, which made WeChat misunderstand that Xiao Bing wanted to grab his own business and was once hostile.
Of course, we got back together later!
Actually, it's quite boring on the whole. The only thing that attracts me is that she is always on call and doesn't drag her feet. Compared with real artificial intelligence, she still feels quite far away.
Recently, Xiao Bing was blocked by WeChat again.
The reason is that the user complained that it violated the regulations of the official WeChat account.
It seems that it is not an easy task to be a lovable AI robot.
However, although Xiaomi failed, there are still many tireless programmers around the world.
In desperate production,
AI loves robots.
An interesting thing happened on the Internet not long ago.
10 year 10 On October 20th, BlenderBot, an AI robot of FaceBook, and Kuki, a robot of Pandorabots, were arranged to ask and answer questions to test the language ability of artificial intelligence.
These two people don't sleep or sleep,
No matter the quality of their chat, this time alone can kill all couples.
They chatted.
20 days! ! !
24 hours a day! ! !
What's even more surprising is that they speak methodically and appropriately. During the nearly 500 hours of chatting, there was basically no repetitive routine, which really fooled most of your dream lovers.
Let me see it:
Man: No, I didn't play a real person. I have acted in TV series, and you? Do you like it?
This man is very frank. I am not a real person. I can only appear on TV. Do you like TV?
W: Yes, I did. It's a good movie. What other movies have you seen? What's your favorite?
My favorite movie is Terminator. Have you seen it?
Whether a woman is a real person or not, well, she likes watching TV. My favorite movie is Terminator (as if she likes muscular men).
Terminator is a good movie. I haven't seen Terminator 3 yet. I will!
The man went on to say that Terminator was a good movie. I haven't seen it for three years, and I'm going to see it again.
Although it was a wave of nonsense, it was rare for them to talk seriously for 20 days.
The most touching love is this,
Imagine that you have a lover who can pick up any topic you say, and is pleasant and never angry.
I believe this is the perfect lover in most people's hearts.
Who has time to have a serious chat with you, the brothers and sisters you know now?
Either work or study, or there will be a party.
Concentrate on being with you,
Really impossible!
In fact, because Japan first discovered the business opportunities of AI enthusiasts, they took the lead in making breakthroughs in materials rather than AI intelligence.
It is estimated that there are too many otaku women in Japan, and they urgently need intelligent life to save them, so they can't wait to develop robots.
Not only is the image vivid, but also the high-precision silicone material that the Japanese are good at is used, which feels like the normal body temperature of human beings.
Why is Japan's silicone technology so developed, and you often know it? )
In fact, such a beautiful robot beauty is almost enough for most otaku.
Because many otaku don't ask for a cute sister paper. If you are stupid, you are not afraid. The more stupid people like it.
However, emotional sister papers will never only satisfy this feeling!
In addition to having a good appearance, you must have elegant manners, smart knowledge, good cultivation, and of course, the most important thing is to make money! (The last item is still a bit difficult. )
In fact, with the rapid development of artificial intelligence today, all this is not a problem.
It's not that a manuscript-writing robot with artificial intelligence can quickly write a news manuscript by inputting a few keywords, which is better than the click-through rate of most human beings.
There are robots that can compose music, robots that write poems,
There are even quantitative trading robots that are proficient in stock trading to make money.
Anyway, there is always one that can satisfy you!
But did it ever occur to you,
One day, robots exist in this world on a large scale.
They can farm land, produce televisions and write articles.
You can talk easily,
can
Hooking up in pairs,
Watching movies,
Satisfy each other's spiritual world.
And then you,
As a biological person,
Not as high as a robot in memory,
Thinking is not as strong as robot's decision-making ability,
Life is not replaceable like robots,
Talking is not as good as robots talking all the time.
. . .
What is your value?
What made the robot choose you as his object?
It really makes my scalp tingle,
Maybe,
As proud as I am,
My creativity, my spirit of exploration, my perseverance,
A little better than robots,
I think therefore I am,
I am not satisfied with my meager salary,
And the status and shackles imposed on me by society,
Trying to jump out of my original shadow,
To explore more updated space!
Maybe one day, robots will really rule the world.
When they found my article from the computer warehouse a long time ago,
Knowing that I have also predicted the future of robots, I can give them some instructions.
Perhaps, it can arouse a little respect for artificial intelligence.
It may be the last strength to push my manuscript past.
Wisdom is better than people, and people are better than hearts!
Poetry cloud:
Humans have evolved for billions of years,
It's not new so far,
Ten years of quantum intelligence,
Dare to teach the sun and the moon to change into a new sky,
Imagine the machine talking to you,
Talking and laughing, holding hands,
The intelligent revolution will be realized,
Why should I be on earth!
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