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What misunderstandings have you encountered because you look too cute and look too small?
When I was twenty-four years old, I went to the hospital to give birth. The doctor asked me if I was a teenager. I told her that I was twenty-four years old, but she didn’t believe it.
My husband is the kind of man who looks very mature. He looks older and is four years older than me. During the few days I was hospitalized, the doctors and nurses kept talking about me. They said, this little girl must be They were deceived.
They said that Sister Wang wanted to have a child and kept this little girl’s child. Then they came to my husband and said that the baby was a girl. Don’t Yes, the next baby will definitely be a boy.
It just so happens that my husband’s family values ??boys over girls. My husband actually discussed it with my father-in-law. My father-in-law and the others may have really agreed, so they came to do my work one after another.
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They thought I was young. They said it was inconvenient for you to have a child at such a young age. Don’t have this child. You can still give birth to a boy in your next child.
I am very I told them angrily, I am already twenty-four years old, I am not a minor, I will not give my children to others, I also want girls,
I have been angry these days in the hospital, because She is too young and was misunderstood as a minor. In order to have a boy, my husband’s family actually agreed to give the child away.
Because my husband’s family all agreed to give the child away and lived in the same ward. People there also think I'm underage, and they always whisper about me! They thought the age I registered was false, and they didn't believe me no matter what I said. Just because I am small, I have been treated unfairly. Now that I think about it, I’m still very angry!
The college counselor was petite and cute. Once, she caught a classmate who was late at the door of the classroom. As a result, the class bell rang, and the teacher in class shouted to the door: That classmate, why haven’t you come yet after class? Come in?
When we rented in a courtyard, there were many neighbors in the same courtyard. One of the neighbors lives across from us. It seems that my husband is a survey and design engineer and cannot go home for a few days a year. My wife is a primary school Chinese teacher. They have two children at home: the eldest is a daughter, who is already in her second year of high school. She looks like her father in body and face shape, with a strong build and a strong back. He is 1.7 meters tall; the youngest is his son. Maybe it’s because of being a picky eater? She is already in the first grade of junior high school. She looks thin and small, like an eight or nine-year-old child. Every day when eating, his mother starts nagging: Eat a few more bites and see how thin my child is! ...
But no matter how much his mother nags, he still throws the bowl away and goes inside to play with the cat.
It’s very hot in summer. Everyone was having dinner in the courtyard. One Sunday evening, the two siblings came back pushing their bicycles: the elder sister laughed happily, but the younger brother was angry. As he walked, he glared at his sister. He was not allowed to laugh.
Everyone is baffled. Keep asking what's wrong? After a while, a neighbor and his daughter came back from buying stationery. She solved the mystery: the siblings went to a small supermarket selling stationery to buy things. My brother is small and cannot reach some things on the shelves. The color his sister had taken was not to his liking. He just wanted to step on a chair and get it himself.
The female owner of the supermarket hurriedly blocked the barrier: she didn’t dare to climb Tianbudi (meaning risky climbing activities), and she would stumble if she fell (be careful of falling and getting hurt). If you want more, just ask your mother to give it to my child (if you want something, ask your mother to get it for you)!
There happened to be several of his classmates in the small supermarket, and they also came to buy the same stationery. And they all know that this is his sister, not his mother. Hearing what the female boss said, everyone burst into laughter. He was so angry that he turned around and left without buying any stationery!
I am 32 years old and sell clothes in a shopping mall. The sister opposite me is one year older than me. She is often praised for her youthfulness.
Once, a boy often appeared in front of her stall. She was selling women's clothing. We all thought that the boy was choosing clothes for his girlfriend. The boy looked at his elder sister with admiration in his eyes. One time, he actually asked the eldest sister for her phone number and said he wanted to date her.
The eldest sister was stunned and couldn't stop laughing. She said: You are making a big joke. I am almost as old as your mother.
We girls all like to see her long hair styled into various styles, let alone men? So she is often approached by boys, which would cause a big misunderstanding.
When I was in college, there was a little girl in my dormitory. She was from the South, with a round face, big eyes, and a cherry mouth. She was only 155cm tall. She was really young.
At that time, there were other people in the same dormitory who were only over 1.5 meters tall, but they all seemed much more mature than her.
Not only girls like to touch her head, but even boys sometimes rub her black hair with a smile. Every time, she gets angry and chases the boys up and down the stairs. It’s a pity that The only thing is that she is not tall enough, and she doesn’t like to exercise very much. She really can’t catch up and comes back angrily. Then the boy feels guilty and buys milk tea to coax her. We take advantage of it hahahahaha.
When she was in her senior year, maybe because she had been concentrating on her studies, she found a suitable job and became more open-minded and looked younger. To be honest, her eyes were really pretty, with big pupils. She is round and dark, with thick and long upper and lower eyelashes, and thick eyebrows, which makes her particularly worried about having to trim her eyebrows regularly. At that time, the dormitory aunt often stopped her, suspecting that she was in the wrong building (the freshman lived in another building)
After graduation, one year we went to Singapore together and went through customs when we came back. , they took her passport and looked at it many times (she looked smaller than the photo), and asked her several times if she was the one on the passport. She rolled her eyes helplessly. We stood aside and laughed at the joke.
But being too small is not a good thing. At least I know that some of her troubles at work come from her tender appearance. At one of their company's annual meetings, as an outstanding employee and department manager, she went to toast the big boss. She said the toast seriously, and the boss laughed.
I feel quite embarrassed when I say it, haha
First: There was a small shop downstairs where we rented a house while working in Shenzhen, and the proprietress was less than forty years old. Yes, he would say hello to us and so on. One night I got off work early and took my two children to play downstairs. My baby was only about one and a half years old at that time. When the boss lady saw us, she asked me: Is she their sister? Why didn't your mother come down to play? I said this was my child. She had an expression of disbelief. Others said I had a baby face and was smaller.
Second: This is my home now Xiaobao is in kindergarten. His classmates saw me and said that I was my sister. I said she was not my sister, but my mother, but it was useless to remind me. I will still say the same thing next time I see you. I am also very helpless. , I am already thirty years old and still being called sister, I think it has something to do with the way I dress. I am a person who doesn’t know how to dress up. I wear clothes that I like. My husband also said that I don’t know how to dress up. If someone who is thirty years old still dresses so young, I say that I don’t like that! I don’t know what kind of clothes and shoes I should choose at the age of thirty
I had a short haircut in junior high school. I was sitting facing the playground, and an older brother suddenly hugged me from behind. I thought it was a little sister, so I turned my head. At first glance, he was so big. The other person was obviously stunned. Damn, they were both speechless. It was so embarrassing. Then, the big brother said:
I'm sorry, I thought it was my little one. My brothers all have the same hairstyle.
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When I was nearly thirty years old, I took my six-year-old son shopping for clothes. The clothing store owner asked me: Little girl, are you fifteen years old? Does your mother feel safe taking your brother out to buy clothes at such a young age? Well, I happened to take a sip of water and burst out laughing. I even sprayed it on the boss. I wanted to hide but couldn't hold it back!
I am 32 years old. Every time I go out, people often ask me where I go to school, which school. I look like 18.9, haha. When I go out to do errands, people say why I am so young. Is it a leader? Haha
I am one and a half years older than my lover, but because I am petite, I look smaller than him.
Maybe it is because he is younger than he looks. When I was a junior in college, I took over the teacher's project and got sponsorship from the Red Cross. But I need to go to Erdaoqiao for regular reports. My boyfriend said that it is not safe for me to be alone, so he will accompany me when he is free.
That day, we were walking on the pedestrian street. I wanted to go to the toilet, and he happened to want to go too, so we went there. When we came out, he had already paid, but an aunt inside stopped us. Me, I stuffed fifty cents into my hand, and I was still wondering:
Why did you give me the money?
The boyfriend said:
Looking in the direction he was pointing, a sign clearly said:
One yuan for adults, fifty cents for children.
I laughed so happily at that time, it seems that being petite also has preferential treatment!
Another summer vacation in college, when I was working as a study student at Dorados, a baker there who didn’t talk much said that I was a hard worker and never cheated, and he always secretly gave me food. Baked egg tarts.
That was my first time eating it, and it felt very delicious.
Unexpectedly, I gradually became familiar with this soft-spoken man. He directly confessed to me and insisted on letting me be his girlfriend.
He said that he could open a store with me and he would be the boss and asked me to be his wife. I was a little confused and thought he was joking, so I just kept busy and ignored him.
As a result, he waited for me when I was not busy and said to me:
I laughed at that time and said:
As soon as I saw him, he looked more like I was young, and my classmate took me there. I also knew that he was only eighteen years old.
He asked:
I said:
He said:
I said:
If he has He said thoughtfully:
Later, I asked my boyfriend to go to the store to find me, and smart people would know what was going on.
Since then, he doesn’t like to talk to me anymore, and I rarely get to eat freshly baked egg tarts [cute].
I felt like I had hurt someone’s heart, and I was embarrassed to talk to him. Later, because the vacation was over, I went back to school to study.
Although doing this is really heartbreaking for him, I prefer to be honest than reality. This way we don’t owe each other, which is good. After all, I already have a boyfriend. .
One cannot be greedy, only contentment can lead to long-term happiness!
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