I'm looking for homophonic jokes, can someone help me find them?

A county magistrate with a heavy accent came to the village to make a report: Rabbits, shrimps, pig tails! No pickles, pickles are too expensive! Translation: Comrades and fellow villagers, pay attention! Don't talk, it's a meeting now! After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said: Sausage and pickles for pickles! Translation: Now let’s ask the mayor to speak! The mayor said: Rabbits, the dog has eaten today’s meal, everyone is a big bastard! Translation: Comrades, today’s meal is enough, everyone should have a big bowl! If you don't want melon, I'll pick up dog poop and lick it for you. Translation: Don’t talk, I’ll tell you a story