Summary of 80 humorous and homophonic jokes in 2022

2022 short humorous homophonic jokes-1. Stir-fried chicken with porridge, you can get a bowl of fried chicken porridge paste ~

2. Yongqi helped the grandmother to bathe and even pulled out the grandmother mud.

3. Learning to drive, the coach gave me a Japanese name: Panasonic Sandcar.

4. Why do you always want to eat when you are in a bad mood? Because you feel sad and want to chew.

5. Even if I don't, what are you kidding, Hong Shixian?

6. The bear has a flower, but it has withered. Bear said sadly, don't wither. Did you hear that? Do not cry.

7. Hello, a cup of pumpkin almond dew, no melon, no apricot and no dew, and Nanren.

8. "I said I didn't have a job, and you said I earned tens of thousands a day."

9. Do vampires like spicy food? No, because they like blood.

10. You don't even love me. Iqiyi, what do you love?

1 1. One day, there was something on my clothes. My mother asked me what was on my clothes. I said there seemed to be mud. Did you hear that? I really want to see you.

12. The giraffe said, "My giraffe!"

13. Xiao Wang's father is very strict and inarticulate. He didn't write to his son during his four years in college. Maybe it's strict and bad faith.

14. Even I don't cherish it. Empresses in the Palace, what do you cherish?

15. My friends and I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more we ate, the happier we became. I checked, and it turns out that eating peanuts is a good thing.

16. I said I delivered the courier in Beijing, and you said everywhere that I had a piece of land in Beijing?

17. You don't even add my WeChat. What else do you want to say, pirates of the Caribbean?

18. I went to work in the field today, and I was fortunate to be a star. People passing by called me: it's hot in the ground.

19. Xiao Wang doesn't know how to cross the river. Baidu made a mistake and actually crossed the river.

20. Forward this purple potato. The person you like is purple potato to you.

2022 short humorous homophonic jokes 2 2 1. Do you like apple juice, grape juice or my baby juice?

22. When I open my eyes, they light up, and when I close them, they get dark. Can I also be a refrigerator?

23. Are you religious? I'm back teaching, and our main task is to sleep.

24. Zhuge Liang set fire to Chibi, borrowed the east wind, borrowed it eight times, and became a pig!

25. I bought a steamed stuffed bun on the road and cried when I went back to eat it. It turned out to be a silent bun!

26. You can't tell people who are afraid of dogs that life is not just dogs in front of them, but also dogs all over the street.

27. Neighbors sing KTV at home. I heard a loud voice, so I asked what brand this microphone was. He said it was louder than wheat. I ate a roasted oyster, which had no taste at all. I cried while eating. It turns out that this is an oyster.

28. Shrimp and clam scored 100 at the same time. The teacher asked the shrimp, "Whose did you copy?" Shrimp said, "I copied mussels."

29. You don't even consider me. what do you think? Want to die?

30. I have just been reported by my neighbor for disturbing the people because of poverty.

3 1. I fried skewers on the roadside again. I bought a squid beard in the shop. I feel uncomfortable after eating it. The doctor said my name is empty beard (so empty)

32. Why are there pianos and mailboxes in the room in horror movies? How many medicine boxes does Qin Gang live in, and how many demons live in them?

Just now, I met a foreigner who speaks English fluently. I asked him if his pronunciation was American or British, and he said he wanted to go out and watch the electronic music.

34. One day, the elk got lost, and then he called the giraffe: "Hey, I'm lost." The giraffe said, "Hey, I lost my giraffe."

35. The tiger in the zoo gave the lion green. Why? Because the tiger has a green lion qualification certificate.

36. "I told the old people at home that I worked in Baoan, Shenzhen, and they spread everywhere that I was a security guard in Shenzhen."

37. Don't even coax me. Who are you kidding, Hong Shixian?

38. Today, I will give you some popular science about mashed fruits, mashed potatoes, mashed sweet potatoes and mashed purple potatoes. I miss them very much.

39. The male shark was shocked by the female shark and took two photos. When he arrived at the police station, the policeman asked him why. He said indignantly, "I just want to take two photos with her."

40. Do you have an English name, Paul, because Paul is very scary?

2022 short humorous homophonic jokes 3 4 1. Which animal is the fiercest? A: It's an orangutan, because it knocks hard.

42. Even I don't care. What do you care about, Hulunbeier?

43. Asu and Asu stayed together for a day. When eating, Asu spoiled: Feed.

44. "That girl, with risorius, smiles naturally." "You said, is the girl on the Android machine stuck when she smiles?"

45. Even I don't care. What do you care, barber shop?

46. The plane doesn't need to honk in the air, so it won't make the sound of flying objects.

47. One day, I found a little dust on my body. I patted hard, but I couldn't fall, the dust didn't go, the dust didn't go. Did you hear that? I can't go back.

48. I come from BearBiscuit. One day, I accidentally fell from the upstairs. Then, I collapsed. Good Night!

49. Do you know why the sea is blue? Because the fish in the sea are spitting blue bubbles.

50. Even I don't like it. Do you like any sponsors?

5 1. Boys nowadays are really interesting. When I watch a movie with a girl, I show off. I have classes with more than 50 girls. Did I say something?

52. The Wulin leader was cornered by him, sitting on the ground, covering his wound, waiting for his hand to raise his knife. Instead, he drew his knife back, fell to his knees, and muttered painfully, "She's gone ... even if she unified the Jianghu for me ... what can she do?" The martial arts leader said to him huskily, "A bucket of paste ... can post a lot for you to search ..."

53. Others find buzzing annoying, but you say it's a beautiful mosquito, so I'll tickle you!

54. If Cai Yuan doesn't pay, go to Huang Ting to pick it up.

55. I don't know how long I have been drinking a pot of tea at home. I just put it in a cup to make tea. When I turned around and saw the milk, it made a loud noise! Oh! It turns out that drinking milk tea is so loud!

56. Legend has it that when Lu Da hung upside down and hung the willow, the flowers next to him were collected, and others called him, and the flowers were collected.

57. I said I liked Li Bai's poems better. Lu You was so angry that our family couldn't get online.

58. I dare not even think about it. What do you think of Chanel?

59. If I call a toad Chuchu, is it cute? I call the coyote a wolf, and only Gina thinks it's cute.

60. What 60.Rutihah said was very touching, and everyone said that he was very touching and wise.

Short and humorous homophonic jokes 4 6 1. "I said I was sleepy and wanted to sleep, but you said everywhere that I didn't want it."

62. Everyone is a hamburger. Why are you all babies? I am the only stupid person!

63. The most annoying animal is the orangutan, because he knocks on his chest.

64. You didn't stay up all night, so what did you stay up all night, Ollie?

65. It's very hot today, 37 degrees. I bought two ice creams, one for each of us. Did you hear that? It's over.

66. Aladdin was punished by God for his mistake and put into a jar. He asked doubtfully where this was. So God: You are in a pot and don't know the pot.

67. A lost ant asked another ant, "How do you get back to the nest?" The ant asked, "Are you smiling or silent?"

68. I accidentally trampled an ant to death. The little ant complained that it was the queen, and we didn't have a queen. Then she cried loudly. We really don't have a queen.

69. I went to buy oysters On my way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. So it's called oysters as mud.

70. Zhang Fei and Guan Yu rode together, with a cliff in front. Guan Yu said, "Stop your horse." Zhang Fei said, "I'm happy." Guan Yu said, "Stop your horse."

7 1. One day, Little Bear planted a strawberry and mango, and found that the strawberry grew so slowly. Bear said, you can't make berries. You can't make berries. Did you hear that? I can't do it without you.

72. After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother laughed without a word, and finally I couldn't help but lift the lid. The result was boring.

73. Tutu planted a fruit tree in spring. When she went to see it in autumn, she didn't say a word.

74. I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more I ate, the happier I became. I checked, and it turns out that eating peanuts is a good thing.

75. Do you know how much the stars weigh? Eight grams because of Starbucks.

I have a stomachache in the middle of the night, so I will discuss it with my stomach. Me: Stomach, can it stop hurting? Stomach: My name is Chu Xun Yu, not stomach.

77. One day, the elk got lost. He called the giraffe and said, "Hey, I'm lost!"

Once upon a time, a snake wanted to get the brightest gem in the world, but it couldn't get it. Did you hear that? I can't stand it.

79. I prefer Li Bai's poems. Lu You is so angry that I dare not surf the Internet.

80. Rabbit and Bear's WeChat group was disbanded. The bear talked privately. Bonnie said not to build any more. Did you hear that? Don't say goodbye. . .