Funny sketches at the June 1 party.

Character: Dr. Gong, male, 45 years old, referred to as "Gong"

Ma county magistrate, male, 54 years old, retired cadre, referred to as "Ma"

Therapist, male, 40 years old, is a drag tycoon, female publicist and farmer, referred to as "big, female and farmer"

(Guang Qi, there are desks and three armchairs on the stage, and there is a sign of "Psychological Testing Institute". Gong Shang)

Gong: Get out, get out! Come again and I will be rude to you! I call this a psychological test clinic, not a new toilet. According to everyone, some people say that I have built a new toilet here, and everyone comes to me to relieve themselves, which seriously affects my normal operation. (Phone rings) Hello, county magistrate Ma. Hello, you are at the door of the toilet. Are you lost? Oh, I'll pick you up. (Connected behind the scenes with Ma County)

County magistrate Ma: Xiao Gong, it's not easy to find you here.

Gong: I can't blame you. Maybe my last name is not good. There is a female doctor named Gong in a hospital. Once, a farmer's uncle went to see a doctor. The doctor at the information desk told him to go upstairs and find Dr. Gong. Grandpa found the sixth floor from the first floor and the first floor from the sixth floor. He asked the doctor angrily: a room full of women, where can I find a public doctor?

County magistrate Ma: You are a real public doctor.

Gong: Er Ma county magistrate, what's wrong with you?

County magistrate Ma: I had this problem when I was a deputy district chief 20 years ago. Three months ago, I retired from the position of county magistrate. After I came down, no one reported my work to me, and no one asked me to eat. I have to buy a ticket by bus, so I can't sleep at night. ...

Gong: Gee, this is a serious problem!

County magistrate Ma: What's more serious is that my grandson doesn't want me to hug him, because the skin on my face won't smile.

Gong: Oh, you call it "Don't laugh".

County magistrate Ma: Exactly. What I say now is useless.

Gong: How did you get this strange disease?

County magistrate Ma: A few years ago, they said that I was a little pretentious and divorced from the masses.

Gong: What do you think of yourself?

County magistrate Ma: You said I was sitting in the front row of the theater. Is this leading the masses? I sat in the middle of the movie. Is this called going deep into the masses? During the flood fighting, I personally sat in the ambulance to supervise the fighting. Is this protecting the masses?

Gong: (Narrator) I think this kind of person is hopeless.

County magistrate Ma: That won't do! I used to be busy at work and seldom played with my three-year-old grandson. Now he cries when he sees me. My wife said that if you don't cure this disease, you will never enter this house!

Gong: You call this loss of strength, psychological imbalance and menopausal syndrome!

County magistrate Ma: Dr. Gong! Are you sure you can cure my illness?

Gong: Then a dead horse is a living horse doctor!

County magistrate Ma: Huh?

Gong: I mean, see a doctor at once. I have prepared three courses of treatment for you, all at once. You should cooperate well.

County magistrate Ma: OK.

Gong: To tell you the truth, the medical expenses are quite high.

County magistrate Ma: As long as it makes me laugh, you can ask for any money.

Gong: OK! Let's start the first course of treatment-money stimulation! (make a lot of money)

Gong: Let me introduce you. He is a Hong Kong businessman who has opened a four-star hotel here and wants to recruit a general manager.

Big shot: So, your honor, I'm here to see you.

County magistrate Ma: Do you want to hire me as the general manager?

Gong: Yes, that is to ask you to be the general manager of Ma.

County magistrate Ma: I'm going to have a tumor when I'm a horse manager.

We heard that you have rich management experience, so we'd like you to introduce us.

County magistrate Ma: I have stepped down. What's left? Besides, coming out is not a glorious thing.

Gong: He wants to hire you as the general manager at a high salary.

County magistrate Ma: High salary, high salary. How much do you give me every month?

L: How about this figure? (Make 2 and 5 gestures)

County magistrate Ma: 2500?