Introduction to joke writing

1. After getting up in the morning, we gathered at school and took a ride to Kenting for a graduation trip.

Teacher's comment: I don't know which funeral home is your home? The teacher never knew ...

(Instrument capacity)

Last night, my left eyelid kept jumping, and I thought it was a "bra". Sure enough, my wallet was taken away today.

Teacher's comment: Are you so old, son?

(ominous)

The newspaper said that oysters polluted by heavy metals can "cure" cancer …

Teacher's comment: a word difference, raising people to turn over! Should I raise oysters quickly? You will make a fortune. ...

(carcinogenic)

Last night, my classmates and I went to a fast food restaurant for dinner. We ordered two hamburgers and "chicken nuggets and a piece of shit" …

Teacher's comment: Is it delicious? Chicken manure?

(A piece of chicken)

I accidentally got caught in my anus when I went shopping on Sunday. What bad luck.

Teacher's comment: The teacher is curious-whose anus is so big ...?

(steel door)

After visiting the flower market, I bought a "bargain" and prepared to take it home for the New Year.

Teacher's comment: if you read it correctly, gladiolus will cry …

7. My history teacher has a long shawl, short stature, short temper and a little "chest" …

Teacher's comment: The history teacher asked me to tell you, "Wait for the history class, so tighten your skin." .

(intense)

8. I consider myself a good student, studying and "worrying" …

Teacher's comment: You have to worry-failure.

(excellent)

9. On the "bumpy road" of life, we should be firm in our direction …

Teacher's comment: This road can be the ninth wonder after eight wonders of the world relayed the Terracotta Warriors. A student loves to write typos and always writes rest as drinking.

In his diary, he wrote, "The squad leader instructed us to carry shit. Everyone worked hard and no one dared to take a sip." Later, we were really tired, so we secretly drank behind the monitor's back. "

There was a foreigner who stayed in China for some time and thought his Chinese was good. One day, he went shopping alone without an interpreter. After a day of shopping, he returned to the hotel and said to the translator, "You China people are so confident." The translator asked, "What's the matter?" He said: "Every few blocks, I can see some big names that say, China is good, China is good for business, China is good for agriculture, China is good for architecture, China is good for transportation, and China people are good."

1,) go further! "Cried the county magistrate, and the prisoner took a step back. "Further back!" The prisoner took another step back. "In the future! The official asked you why you didn't answer! " "If you go back to an adult, the younger one is called Ran Zhu Jun. If you take a step back, it's over."

2) Three prisoners stood in front of the county magistrate, who said to the first prisoner, "You! Turn the bucket! " The first prisoner was so frightened that he had to turn a bucket over. The county magistrate was furious and ordered him to hit his 15 board everywhere. At this time, Bao asked in a low voice, Sir, his name is Pan. The county magistrate also called the second female prisoner humanitarian: you! Shi Ye! The female prisoner had no choice but to do a somersault. The county magistrate hit her angrily 15, and the master said, Sir, it should be called Mr. Mo. The county magistrate said, I told you so! Ha ha. Just as he was about to ask the third prisoner, the master said, Sir, this prisoner's name is Xin Hu. The county magistrate said, haha, thanks to your reminding, I almost called him dad just now! There is a middle school student who always likes to write typos. Go to the countryside to experience life in the summer vacation and live in the landlord's mother's house. The old lady is very concerned about him. One day, he wrote a letter to his parents: "Mom and Dad, I live in the landlord's old wolf's house now, and she wakes me up every morning." ...