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This man entered Conan's world.
It's late at night, but my consciousness is shocking. Can't sleep, can't sleep, get up alone and go to the kitchen to drink water.
Walking barefoot, every step of ups and downs are slightly attached to the cold floor.
"Boring, boring." Learn to speak like that big fool, like you, with vague words and a bit arrogant tone. But it still doesn't look like it. I smiled and comforted myself, indicating that I don't have your annoying personality.
So I leaned against the window, holding a cold glass in my hand, staring at the empty and thoughtful street. In fact, there is nothing to think about in my mind, but I still feel sad.
Time is really annoying, stealing everything, but not allowing us to remedy it. I remember the professor who taught himself at the university once said, "Science and time are the fairest, because they are only willing to punish you."
Now I seem to understand what he said! I close my eyes. At night in the city, you don't have to sink down and listen, but you can still feel the noise coming.
The door lock was gently twisted open, and the heavy object hit the ground sideways, pushing open the iron gate and making a squeaking sound. The sudden noise did not break the silence of the night, but deepened it.
Everything is relatively calm again.
I didn't realize anything at first, but soon my heart was seized by great fear. I could hardly hold the cup, so I had to put it on the ground trembling, pushed open the door and rushed out.
The house next door is still quiet, without any abnormality. I turned my head and rummaged through my mailbox. There is a letter in it. Kudo's rotting handwriting reads: Dr. Zuhara and Dr. Qi.
Tear open the envelope by hand.
"I'm going out for a period of time ..." I read only this sentence in long paragraphs.
Turn left, then turn right.
Running out of the community, I saw you get into a taxi in the distance.
My health is not very good. I, running all the way, have a cold wind in my mouth and lungs. How can I stop you with my mouth open?
Kudo, he never knows sympathy. He will only say that I am creepy and that you are not cute at all.
But in the middle of the winter, I have to wait for an empty taxi to pick me up on the main road and let me raise a rotten man who says I'm not good all day.
I must be crazy.
The professor of our college also said that the smarter people are, the more persistent they are when they do stupid things.
The truth is the most.
Not the kui is a professor.
The waiting time was too long, and I felt that when Kudo arrived at the airport, a car finally came.
I said airport thank you to the driver. After thinking for a moment, I added that my man is leaving, and I want to tell him that I am pregnant and want to keep him for the last time.
The driver looked at me in the rearview mirror and said no problem, miss.
When I arrived at the airport, I saw Kudo fumbling to put down his luggage in the car in front of me. I said wait a minute, sir, and then I quickly pushed the door open.
If the organization still exists, drivers will definitely be considered as talents. I was full of anxiety when I first took the bus, and then I was worried that I would die to see Kudo. This man is driving with the attitude of flying a plane, but his driving level is too disturbing. I got carsick for the first time since I was a child.
Stumbling up to Kudo to say hello. He looked at me with wide eyes and couldn't say a word.
"Please go there first, and then pay the fare." I found myself running out of the car in my pajamas with nothing on except a thin shirt. I almost died of shame. No wonder I just got into a taxi and the driver looked at me like that. Lose face.
Kudo bent over and stopped in the taxi for a long time, and then came up to me with an angry face: "What did you say to that man? Why did he say something strange to me after I paid the money? "
I shrugged. "I'm so attractive. That man has eyes and pearls. "
Kudo suddenly smiled slightly and deliberately narrowed his eyes and looked me up and down: "Anyway, your clothes in Ashala are cute, have you changed your style?"
My face suddenly turned uncontrollable red. The doctor bought me cherry pajamas in the style of princess dress. I felt naive at first, but the doctor was really annoyed, so I had to accept it.
Watching Kudo aim at my chest with a smile and smash the bag he helped him with: "pervert!" " "
He gathered a smile and took off his coat for me: "It's too cold outside. Go in first!" " "
I was so shocked that I almost forgot that he was leaving. Put on your clothes silently and I'll go in with him.
"Wait for me here." I found a clearing and sat down. He smiled at me first and then ran away.
I'm not afraid of him running away. I still have a pile of his luggage, including his laptop. Besides, I can see the boarding gate clearly where I sit.
I just came out in a hurry and didn't bring my cell phone.
Maybe the doctor should be notified, and the Maori must be notified.
That girl must not know that he is leaving. I'm sure.
It was only then that I suddenly realized that Kudo might have left, and my mind became empty, only knowing that I had to catch up with him quickly. It's just a waste of time to inform others. There is no way to control yourself at all, and the mind is only willing to trust its weak intuition in a panic. Weak, like a child.
We can't lose him. Is that what you think?
It's not that I refuse to trust others. I just feel that once I tell the news of his departure to a third person besides myself, the fact that he left really becomes a fact and can never be found again.
Even sitting in a taxi, he refused to believe that he really wanted to leave.
"What are you thinking?" A steaming cup of drink appears in front of you. Looking up, his face is in front of him, and it feels very good to smile.
"Why are you leaving?" Pick up the cup, frown and have a drink. It's too cold. "This is milk! ? "
"Drinking coffee at night is not good, especially for people who can't sleep." He was only willing to answer my last question and smiled and glanced at my pajamas: "Don't sleep at night! But the clothes go well with you! " Detective's annoying nature, I appear beside him like this, and I can guess the cause and effect after a little thinking.
My head began to hurt, and I wrapped his clothes tightly. The fabric is deep and shallow, with his taste and very soft. "deserters! Maori doesn't know you're leaving! "
His eyes are obviously black. Sure enough, speaking of his pain. I avoided watching and my heart sank quietly.
"Did you leave a letter for her to wait for you? Have you hurt her enough? " I smiled at him calmly, but I didn't know whether it was painful or not.
"A lot of things have happened, which should make me need some time to calm down." He sat down next to me, turned his face and looked at me calmly.
I quickly stood up and stayed away from him.
"Is this about Detective Maori?" I closed my eyes slightly, only to feel that an unhealed scar had quietly opened again. I looked up: "This is not your problem."
"I didn't talk about that. This is a problem between Lan and me. " Kudo responded faintly.
Liar!
"After that, you should be with her! You love her, and you stay with her not because of guilt, not because of compensation. Don't let this be a reason to ruin you, you explain it to Maori. She is not a self-righteous girl. Everyone wants you to be happy. " Including me, especially.
"I saidno." He smiled again.
"Don't laugh. You are such a fool. " I drank the milk impatiently and felt like a nosy fool. Every time he smiles, he can touch me.
"I'm going to America." He stopped laughing and looked at me seriously.
I feel very sad.
"America? How long do you want to be calm there? A month, a year or ten years? " This conversation is not in the state at all, but it has to be carried out.
"I didn't let LAN wait for me this time. We are all ready. " And irrelevant answer, he slowly came to me.
"It's so sad." My cold evaluation, heartache refused to look up at him. Who is heartache for? For him, for that girl, for that hypocritical self?
"If you do this, it will make me feel like a sinner." I'll be honest. God will punish me for ruining the match made in heaven in Golden Marriage. I am sinful. Based on this, it is estimated that Satan will hide his face and sigh when he sees me, and will not accept me to go to hell.
"It's none of your business." Kudo began to help me tighten my clothes. "You can put on your coat, and you have enough money in your pocket to call another car home. Be careful on the road, take care of yourself, look after the doctor, and then help me take care of Lan. "
"I'm not going!" I suddenly looked up and stared at him with a smile. "If you are worried about her, stay and take care of such a troublesome woman yourself!"
"I have never seen a woman who is more troublesome than you." He sighed and smiled again.
There is no way to continue to look at his black eyes, so deep. I denounced my incompetence in my mind, and it was not myself, not passers-by, who should keep him. It has been shown many times in TV series. The hero's footsteps only stopped for the number one female, while the supporting actress and extras should not have appeared. Their function is to entrust orphans.
I'm so stupid.
That's stupid.
It shouldn't be like this.
Miyano Shiho, a talented girl, did countless stupid things tonight. No one saw it again. That's a real pity.
I slapped his smelly hand hard: "Not far!"
Failed to keep.
Turn around and stride forward.
One step away.
Two steps.
Three steps.
"Kudo. I said, if, I mean if. If, if you want to leave next time and go to a strange place alone, can you take me with you? " I didn't look back, I didn't want to, I didn't dare to look back.
Last request.
For three seconds, a warm hug replaced the answer.
He hugged me from behind.
I said, "Sorry." This is actually a sentence I've always wanted to say to you, and I've always been in the mood. When I was in Haiyuan Ai, my heart ached every time I watched Edogawa Conan laugh. I just never apologized to him.
My eyes were so painful that I was almost afraid of tears, so I had to blink suddenly. Fortunately, I turned my back on him, otherwise he would laugh.
"Grey original, you are a freak. Normal people will say, please stay, don't go. Why do you say you want to go with me? " Kudo smiled heavily behind me.
"Ah, the last retention failed. I want to go home and get a beauty sleep. You'd better adjust yourself and come back early. My patience has always been poor, and the nanny's work will not last long. " I broke away from him and said in the most relaxed tone, "Hold me again and sue you for sexual harassment, a big pervert who can't change his nature." I stepped on his foot hard, and I ran away with my last strength in his screams.
But Kudo, you still haven't answered my question. Do you know how brave I am to ask you?
I have always been very delicate. I have never tasted the difficulties in life before, including now. Division is willing to give me a good life, doctor. He never says anything when I give him money. Why do you think I dare to go with you in my pajamas? You are stingy and have no money. I want you to buy me a handbag. Your flesh hurts for so long, I can infer that I can't live a good life with you, but I still want to be with you. Do you understand why this is?
Can I make you understand? I sat on the bus home and felt very regretful. If only Maori are invited, she will be very angry and angry. It is really impossible to make up another honeymoon ticket in advance. When you come back, you two will be as sweet as before.
It's a pity that this is irrelevant. When I got to the airport, I let you go and let you leave alone.
I made mistakes from beginning to end, and I still don't know how to repent.
I'm so stupid.
Pushing the door open again, I saw the cup that I had left on the ground. It's past midnight when the pale light hits the water. Nothing seems to have changed except the clothes Kudo gave me.
No longer insomnia, I threw myself on the bed and fell into a dream, not even sad.
Wake up by strange music, open your eyes, full of sunshine. I tried to raise my eyelids, and the first clear consciousness in my mind was that Kudo had left.
past ...
But the sudden noise was so loud that I didn't have time to think about it. I groped for the source of the sound and was surprised to find that it seemed to come from a dress.
Kudo gave me clothes.
I raised my eyebrows and took out my mobile phone from my clothes. It was still making phone calls tirelessly.
Ian.
That's what the screen says.
I hurriedly found the voice changer and cursed Kudo in my heart. How can such a meticulous person make such a mistake? I was left behind in all the mess!
"Hello."
There was silence across the street. "It's me."
"Oh, Mao ... Lan."
"Shinichi, I ..."
I have to interrupt. I sighed and answered the phone with my left hand: "Lan, there is a case waiting for me in America, so I ..."
"So, you have to go out, don't you?" The girl reluctantly smiled, her voice was so gentle and trembling.
"Well, I'm going abroad for a while."
I hate you. There was a soft sob.
"I'm sorry, whether you wait for me or not, I will definitely come back to see you." I finished in one breath, hung up quickly, and then quickly unplugged the battery.
Sentimental and disgusting farewell, say it from my mouth. Not so convincing.
Because I love each other too much, I will be so tortuous! So Kudo wants to recognize himself again! This kind of pure love can't be doped with any impurities. I am the destroyer. As compensation, I promised Kudo that I would wait for Maori for him until he came back.
Dressed and went downstairs, the doctor was watching TV happily, as if he had discovered a new continent. He shouted at me, "Oh, Xiao Ai, you are so lazy, you still don't sleep. You are really amazing when you sleep! " It's already half past ten! "
I ignored him and went straight to the refrigerator. I closed my eyes first: "Kudo left and went to America. The farewell letter is on the table. "
"What?" The old man jumped up without looking back. I can imagine him looking at my back in surprise and then running to the table to read the letter. "When did he run away?" The doctor asked me, I guess his mouth was open enough to swallow a whole chicken.
So I opened my eyes, took out the milk from the refrigerator and went to the doctor: "It should be after one o'clock this morning." I frowned and drank this milky liquid. The weather is really cold.
"I'm sorry you rushed to keep him?" The doctor is looking forward to seeing me.
"Obviously didn't succeed. I was in such a hurry that I didn't have time to wake you. Sorry. " I lowered my eyes and suddenly felt a great sense of panic.
"I can't keep her, and it may not be useful for others to go." The old man was so kind that he began to comfort me again: "Did you tell Lan?"
I nodded: "I told you."
The doctor started talking again, but I didn't listen.
I know what my panic comes from: Maori, doctors, they all know Kudo is gone. I looked at the light-colored sun, and my mind roared. He left. This is a well-known thing. This is already, this is a fact. He left.
Deserter!
This is the last thing I want to scold.
What a pity! I fainted. I have never done such a thing. Shame. Shame.
"You should go out more." The doctor suggested, "The doctor says you are too weak."
"Where to go? Doctor, did your patent application succeed? Can you help me buy things if you have money and leisure? Go to the mall! " I held up the fashion magazine and looked forward to it.
"Ah, this, this, it suddenly occurred to me that I haven't finished writing my experimental report. Let's go upstairs first. " The doctor coughed and ran away.
I sneer, these days I have nothing to do at home except deal with those complicated things for doctors. What experimental report? The material analysis test has been done for him. The old man can't tell lies.
"Hey, Xiao You." The doctor called me again. "Lan will come to see me today. Can I eat more tonight? You know, it's not good to disturb her face. "
Maori is coming? I paused. I haven't seen her since that incident. Or, I've been avoiding her to see me.
"Little sorrow? Did you hear that? " Shut the doctor's words behind the door, and I walked out of the house for the first time in weeks.
Go straight along the road, aimlessly. I just want to wake up.
But winter is really cold, isn't it?
Actually, I don't want to see her. This girl likes my sister. I don't want to let reality hurt her, or even help Kudo cheat her-well, I admit I have selfishness, but I never wanted to hurt her.
Maybe you will say that you never seem to be used to her, so cold to her. But I just don't want to be near her. How can you understand? I used to want to be this kind of person. Such a kind and gentle person. But you know, if I succeed in becoming that kind of person, you can't see me at all. I can't live. So I don't want to get too close to her, I don't want to leave, and I'm jealous of her. She has everything. She has you.
But I still hurt this girl. The two most important men in her life have left her one after another, one is forever and the other is temporary.
Because of me.
Sorry again. I can't cry.
"I'm sorry I'm late." When I came back, it was already dark. I opened the door and saw Maori and Dr. Mao sitting at the table, talking about a table of food in silence.
When they saw me, they looked surprised and flattered.
I walked over and suddenly felt a little sad.
"Little moxa, what did you do?" Maori smiled at me and turned and ran to get me chopsticks. The doctor asked me in a low voice, his eyes flashing with surprise. "I thought you weren't coming back."
"I went to buy drinks." I lifted the plastic bag in my hand, which was heavy and left a deep red mark on my hand. "Doctor, you didn't tell me there were guests at home."
"Sorry, sorry." The doctor touched his bald head and smiled shyly.
I gave him another white look: "Don't say I'm sad in front of Maori, just tell her I'm ..."
"Here it is. Xiao Ai, oh, is it better to call you Zhibao? " Maori handed me the chopsticks and smiled at me. I can see that she is nervous.
I was stunned. I made an agreement with Kudo not to tell about the shrinking gross profit. So far, he has broken the contract. Pig head is sad. I thought with a sneer: now I won't keep a secret from him, partner. Unfortunately, I just want to reveal something. It's really much ado about nothing.
"It doesn't matter, just applaud." I also smiled at her and greeted her with hypocrisy. "So rich."
"Yes, I don't know what Ai likes to eat." The girl smiled apologetically. "Let's call it mourning."
"Then I started." A little sad. Now that she knows everything, there is no need to do this to me. She should hate me, maybe slap me twice and cry to me. But why is she still so gentle with me? Kudo is a fool, but he has always been good at judging people. This lovely girl, he really didn't choose the wrong person.
The dinner went on happily, the doctor's cold jokes arrived on time like news, and Maori (unexpectedly) said several extremely unpopular topics with great interest.
"It's so boring." My mouth twitched and I looked at them helplessly. In the meantime, the doctor secretly ate a few mouthfuls of steak made by Maori. I don't care. It's just this once.
Sending doctors to wash dishes after meals is all for exercise after meals.
It's just me and Maori. It's a little weird and tense.
"Shinichi, he went to America." Maori spoke first, but his head hung down.
I have to say, oh.
"Did he tell you?" She then asked.
I sighed listlessly again.
"Xinyi attaches great importance to mourning you."
I can't be an ostrich anymore. I forced a smile: "I don't know what's going on in that guy's head." But Kudou Shinichi likes Maori, which I have known for a long time. He often talks about you to me. "
"But he left anyway." Maori just smiled.
"This is to accompany you for a longer time. He doesn't want two people to suffer together. " So I choose to walk away alone.
"Abby, I believe in Shinichi more, and I will only make trouble."
I don't want to know the meaning of this statement.
"Because my feelings for him are simpler than yours. I just trust him from the perspective of a partner, and Maori should like him very much. The more you believe, the more you doubt. In fact, it is a performance that cares too much. " I crustily skin of head analysis, empty and boring lines.
Maori was silent again, and I guess my words might comfort her.
Sure enough, she looked up at me and wondered, "I don't know if I am like this." This is different from the past. I feel that Xinyi and I are already unwilling to give each other. "
My heart suddenly trembled. What do you mean? Is it that serious? "No, you have done well enough. Trust him again. " I looked at that girl and she really lost a lot of weight. "You don't look well."
"So is sadness." She talked back.
I laughed at a loss.
When I sent her out, I hesitated again and again, but I still said to her, "You are welcome to come and play often."
Both the doctor and Maori looked at me unexpectedly.
"Very good." Maori smiled, which was her most sincere smile all night.
This girl is really a fool. She shouldn't smile at the murderer like that.
"Little moxa, do you like Lan?" The doctor asked me carefully.
I glanced at him and he quickly explained, "Well, I'm just asking."
"When did I hate her?" I yawned.
"Oh." The doctor suspected.
"Do you think I am a murderer? Kudo's departure is actually related to ... "
"This has nothing to do with you, little sorrow. Don't put everything on you, you didn't do anything. " The doctor held out his hand. "Don't punish yourself."
"Sometimes I think I shouldn't watch the rising sun every day. I should stay in the dark, like a dead man. At least this is atonement. " The morning light is so beautiful, why can't they see it anymore?
"Do you think that the death of your sister, detective Maori, can only bring you such a life?" The doctor just trembled with anger.
"I chose to live, doctor. You should stop asking so much of me. " I twisted my eyebrows.
Ai Haiyuan! '
"Well, I won't say it again. Look, I'm not doing well, okay? I have planned to live happily and forget everything. By the way, I have to go to college and enjoy the life of my peers. "
"Really?" The doctor obviously didn't believe my sudden change.
"False, just saying." I walked into the bathroom and couldn't help laughing when I thought of the doctor's twisted face outside.
Looking at myself in the mirror, I thought of gross profit. She really has a magical power, the kind that brings you back to reality.
Since that happened, I always feel that I am living in a dream. Watching Fermilah cry in despair, watching Mao Lilan go on a hunger strike for such a long time without eating or drinking, watching the newspaper only use a small page to remember the former famous detective Richard Moore, watching Kudo wearing an all-black suit and attending the funeral with a dignified face, and then Kudo alienates Maori, leaving Kudo sadly ... Everything is like a dream, and I am dreaming without feeling. I don't feel any strength except cold sadness.
I still remember that there was a time when reality was regarded as a dream. At that time, my sister had just died, and my protest was only a subconscious act. I was taken away by gin, escaped from the organization, met a doctor, transferred to another school, met Kudo ... Yes, until I met Kudo, until I jumped on him and cried, and I was pulled back by him, returning to the reality of laughter and tears.
Kudo saved me at that time, and it took a long time. His girlfriend Mao Lilan saved me again. Kudo escaped. He once told me not to run, but he ran. I don't blame him ... What? This is ridiculous. How can I not blame him? Duplicity guy!
Since then, Maori have often come here.
Until one day, the doctor asked me if I could let Maori live in.
"Huh?" I paused. I don't want to be a legendary cohabiting close friend with her.
"Since then, LAN has been unhappy, you know. I want her to live in a different place and maybe feel better. " The doctor racked his brains to explain.
"Why not consider going abroad?" I am very straightforward.
"ah? Well, well, isn't it uncomfortable to go to a foreign princess's house? There is no place to live, it costs money, and it is not safe. " The doctor began to sweat.
I sneer. The doctor seems to have forgotten that Maori has a friend named Garden. Their family is rich, they have built luxury houses everywhere, and there is no place for Maori to live. Just, just, if Maori goes abroad, will her nature be the same as Kudo? Deserter!
I promised Kudo that I would take care of Ian. I can't let Ian escape again.
"All right. When will you move in? " I answered reluctantly.
"Yes," the doctor was not very happy, but looked at me more sincerely, which really made me unlucky.
"What's the matter?" It scares me to think that the female lawyer will not move in, too. This is not a hotel. Are you kidding?
"Lan may want to share a room with you."
I can't tell which is more shocking, the news or what's on my mind.
"Why? Explain. " I giggled at the doctor.
The answer I got made me laugh.
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