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From which three aspects did the author write this toy?
"Southeast and Northwest" is a self-made origami toy. Its material is very simple, just a piece of A4 paper. At first, A4 paper should be cut into small squares, then the small squares should be folded into crosses and squares, and then pinched in the middle along the folded traces, standing there like a group of paper men soldiers. A piece of paper passes through my hand and becomes a semi-finished product of "southeast and northwest", waiting for me to decorate them.
the next step is the most interesting and crucial. Large and small "southeast and northwest" should be written on every face, and the style is different, the content is different, and the gameplay is different. For example, the big "Southeast, Northwest" is connected in a string and marked with the numbers "1, 2, 3 ...", and the characters are written in order: best friend, yourself ... Some write the time: Happy Sunday, Black Monday ... Some write the place: in the oven, on the playground ... and some write the events: diving, eating instant noodles ... all kinds. The small "Southeast and Northwest" are played separately, and the contents are also varied: learning tyrants, unlucky ghosts, pouring glasses of water, sleeping and so on.
every time I do "southeast northwest", I will "wholesale in large quantities" and have enough fun at one time. When my classmates come to my home, I will take out a lot of them, let them choose one from them, then ask her to say a direction, choose a number, and finally choose the position. I put my finger into four holes in the "southeast and northwest" to control its rotation, and then find the corresponding position according to the instructions of the other party, and read the words aloud as sentences. For example, when you are sleepwalking, you are flying angrily in the sky; Go and do your homework, the fairy comes down to earth ... Every time you make everyone happy or pretend to be angry, the last few people mingle and laugh, and they all seem to hear the most interesting jokes in the world. At night, lying in bed, my mind is still full of "southeast and northwest", and I often laugh alone in my dreams and mumble "southeast and northwest", which makes my family even more inexplicable.
The "Southeast, Northwest" made by boys is more creative: they moved all the game equipment-AUG assault rifles, shotguns, heavy machine guns, 98k…… ... and then wrote the extracted contents on small pieces of paper, and finally formed an invincible figure to fight on paper, which easily solved the troubles inseparable from video games.
Our sixth grade is full of infinite fun because of the existence of "southeast and northwest".
Comments: Our living standard has improved, and children buy all kinds of toys. But compared with trying to make toys by yourself, that kind of passion and fun is incomparable with the toys bought. Starting from the popular phenomenon of playing "Southeast and Northwest" during school recess, this exercise introduces the characteristics of toys, and uses a series of verbs and figurative rhetoric when making, and makes the most outstanding creativity in making concrete and vivid, expressing the joy of life and learning of sixth-grade children through "Southeast and Northwest", bringing the exercise to life, and revealing the author's love for this homemade toy between the lines. (Teacher: Zheng Xiaolu)
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