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Looking for the dialogue between scholars and Ji in the film version of Wulin Legend.

An incomplete record, written from memory.

Lv Xiucai: "(pointing to Ji, who can't sit still, and then shamelessly copying lines) Have you ever thought about who you are and who can't sit still?" No, it's just a name, a code name. You can call Ji powerless, and I can also call Ji powerless. They can all do it. After removing this code name? Who are you? "

Ji feebly: "(crossing his fingers to support his head and looking down after a long silence) Since you want to play language games so much, help me solve a problem-how can I satisfy my murderous heart without feeling guilty?"

Lv Xiucai: "You are a paradox, which is impossible."

Ji powerless way: "so you can't solve my problem, then you are a useless person to me. If you kill someone who is useless to me, I won't feel guilty after killing, so the final result is-kill you. "

Lv Xiucai: "(without words, he swallowed, stayed for a while, and then suddenly stood up and pointed to the sky) There was a UFO!"

In the end, I was badly beaten by Ji's incompetence.

In fact, you made a mistake. At the beginning, Ji Wuming was fooled to death by Lv Xiucai because of amnesia, and the final conclusion of "I killed me" was put forward by Ji Wuming himself, which was far-fetched. Lv Xiucai's victory depends entirely on luck. At present, Ji can't compare with his two brothers. She is heartless. The scholar's efforts can only be a joke in front of normal people, and there will be no situation in which two people stun each other.