Complete works of Yu-Ching Fei's jokes

Complete works of Yu-Ching Fei's jokes

Jokes are short in length, simple and ingenious in story, often unexpected, giving people a wonderful feeling of being suddenly enlightened. Most of them reveal absurd phenomena in life, which are ironic and entertaining. There are different tastes. The following is the complete works of Yu-Ching Fei jokes I collected for you. Welcome to share.

Yu-Ching Fei tells jokes. Personally, I think that what I can do will never disturb others! So, for so many years, I have been single.

2, just dating, after dinner, both of them feel good, walking in the street, just met a few friends, friends said: your boy is really not interesting enough, find a little girl to play with, don't call a brother.

I forgot to bring money for dinner just now, and told my boss to come and get married next time. The boss disagreed. In a rage, he called a dozen brothers over and barely scraped together enough money for the meal.

When I am rich, I will be a beggar, and then hire tens of thousands of people to queue up to throw money at my bowl.

5. Look at these colorful reading eyes: Wu Teng blue, tea green, brain powder, yellow stool, Goodwhite, Northeast Silver and Health Care Gold.

6. Marry me when my hair reaches my waist.

When your long hair reaches your waist, you must squat in the pit. If you let it float, the smell of hair will be unbearable.

7. Going on a blind date, the first time, a little excited. When the girl went to the toilet, the matchmaker told me to talk more, find a topic and watch the girl come and sit down. I said there were many people in the men's room.

8. The man praised me: "You pout so beautifully, like a chrysanthemum." I was furious, and the man said, "It's better to be angry. It's almost rectal! " "

9. If we are not asked to get up in the middle of the night to find food, why are there lights in the refrigerator?

Yu Qingfei tells joke 2 1. I close my eyes when I cut onions, so I won't cry, but I still cry for a long time after I cut my fingers.

Mothballs are the worst hard candy I have ever eaten. They have a strange smell. How can anyone buy it?

I handed a cigarette to the elder brother of the community security guard, saying that if the letter from the school reached my home, I would burn it directly. He smiled and understood.

Falling asleep sitting on the toilet is the second stupid thing I did today. The first thing is that I have no paper. ...

There used to be a woman who said I was handsome, but I said I was not handsome. She slapped me and called you a liar. From then on, I learned to be honest. Today, a woman came to me and said I was handsome. I slapped her and said, "What you said is not nonsense!

6. I was told that nothing is more complicated than love. I dropped an analog circuit book on his face.

You can check again at Band 7 and Band 4, and you will find that you failed after checking. Alas! I've seen so much about level three, but I haven't given it to level four yet!

8. "What do you mean by sticking the gecko on the car?" "It means avoiding disaster." "How about two geckos?" Two commodities. "

9. Once a friend wanted to go to the toilet, I didn't have any need and refused. He said a lot, and finally he said, "can I ask you to kneel down?" Please squat down two pits. "

10, my wife asked me: If a female colleague seduces you, will you listen? I smiled and shook my head, ha ha, who do you take me for? Am I the kind of person who will tell you what you really think?

Woman: Do you really know everything about me? Height, weight, love and hate. Tell me!

M: Height? Wear flat shoes to your chin and high heels to your ears. Weight, I can hardly climb a 30-degree slope with my bike. If I hold you, I don't think I can walk two meters. You like pinching me with pointed nails best, and hate watching football and other girls most.

Woman: Hum! So what do you like about me? Don't say "many"! For example!

M: There are many. For example, if you have a cold, you will have no strength to quarrel with me. For example, if you don't ask me to pick you up from work, you just need to wake you up every morning. For example, you say that roses are not as affordable as Chinese cabbage, for example ... (Look at your girlfriend's face and shut up).

W: Suppose your mother and I fall into the water at the same time. Who will you save first?

Man: Didn't you say you learned to swim?

W: What impressed you most about me?

Man: It must be marriage! Love has finally come! (thinking: who can forget the day when it completely fell! )

W: What do you think is the difference between me and your ex-girlfriend?

M: Her? This is an unfinished game of chess. You are an endless chess game.

Woman: Am I not as important to you as your dog?

M: If you don't talk and can eat leftovers, that's of course very important to you.

W: Do you think I should wear a red gem ring or a diamond ring?

M: You'd better wear wool gloves.

Woman: Can you only love me all your life?

Man: Of course! (Imagine: add "hours" after "one", haha! )

W: What would you do if you lost me?

Man: I don't want to drink tea, but I don't want to eat it! Because I want to drink, celebrate! )

Woman: Now, are you still thinking about other women?

Man: Miss my mother-in-law! Her old man likes to drink fish soup. Buy her some tonight.

Woman: (a little happy, think about it) The three words you want to say to me most ... give you a chance! (Looking forward to ...)

Man: Stop asking!

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