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How to seduce a man with words

1. "Can you watch your steps more carefully in the future?" "You must hit my heart." 2. Man: "I have some bad news for you." Woman: "What bad news?" Man: "My thoughts about you are no longer pure." 3. Man: "I have so many pens, do you know which one I like best?" Woman: "I don't know." Man: "You are a bad boy." 4 , Male: "Will you like me?" Female: "No." Male: "Then I'll teach you." 5. Male: "I did very poorly in the exam today" Female: "Why" Male: " Because no matter what problem I encounter, my answer will always be you." 6. Man: "Do you know the difference between you and a monkey?" Woman: "Monkeys have tails and I don't?" Man: "No, monkeys live in caves. 7. Girl: Little brother, little brother, do you want something? Boy: What? Girl: Stretch out your hand. (After the boy stretched out his hand, the girl put her hand on it. Above) I, do you want it!? 8. Female: "What is loneliness?" Male: "Breeze, bright sun, no smile." Female: "Can you be specific?" Male: "Left hug, right hug, no desire. ." Female: "Can you be more specific?" Male: "Not you." 9. Male: I just want to be the same person after meeting you. Female: Who? Male: Your person. 10. Man: "I'm so hungry." Woman: "Let's go eat." Man: "I don't want to eat but I want to eat you." 11. Man: "I want to go traveling." Woman: "Where do you want to go?" Man: "A day trip to your bed." 12. Man: "Can you wash something for me?" Woman: "Okay, what to wash?" Man: "You like me" 13. Man: "Can you cheat on April Fool's Day?" Me once?" Female: "Okay!" Male: "Do you like me?" 14. Male: "Can you lend me your cup?" Female: "Why?" Male: "Because I want to borrow it. You will live forever." 15. Man: "Let's play a game!" Woman: "Okay!" Man: "One, two, three, don't move the wooden man!" Woman: "You moved!" Man: "Because I treated you I'm so excited." 16. Man: "I have a very serious question." Woman: "What's the question?" Man: "When will you get married?" Woman: "Hmm, I don't know." Man: " Well, I'll marry you when you make up your mind." 17. Man: I think we should go swimming. Woman: Why...I won’t go in the cold weather. Man: Idiot, how else could we fall in love? 18. Male: My chest feels tight recently. Woman: What’s wrong? Woman: Are you sick? Man: Because you are stuck in my heart. 19. Man: I have tolerated you for a long time. Woman: Yes, what do you want? Man: I will bear with you forever. 20. Female: “What are you thinking about every day?” Male: “I miss you.” Words to seduce a man 2: 1. Men only like to hear topics related to themselves. Take for example the fact that we just got to know each other on WeChat. After exchanging basic information, what should we talk about to make the other party want to chat with you. Many people will talk about their friends' stories when they find there is no topic to talk about. "Hey, you know, my friend was so funny that day..." No matter how well you tell the story, the distance between you and your male idol still cannot be shortened because there is no direct link between you. Then some people will say, let me talk about myself, my hobbies, my stories, and create an image to attract the male god. But if you are not a girl with very high self-worth, you will not get the male god’s desire to chat before you get it. , such crazy self-output will not help. So how do you make your boyfriend chat with you and have a pleasant chat? Of course, you should talk about things that interest him and are related to him. For example, he reveals his hobbies in the circle of friends, everything about him, his hometown, his career, and the chat content should be centered on him. 2. What should you do if you can’t pick up the conversation? Sometimes there are always a few moments in a chat that make you feel awkward, or when he says something that makes you don’t know what to say. At this time, you have a lot of expressions. Don't show shyness, because your embarrassment will affect the atmosphere of the chat between you. You can look at the other person, nod "hmm" to express your agreement, or face it with a toothy smile.

3. How to create a pleasant chatting atmosphere. In fact, the content of the chat is not important. What is important is the chatting atmosphere, because he may not remember what you talked about later. He will only remember that you had a great time when you met and chatted that day, so he will adjust it when chatting. A man's chat mood is very important. So how to arouse their chatting mood, then you need to let the man talk more. Once his desire to talk is stimulated, he will create the illusion that he and you can have a special chat. You need to learn to ask questions about what he says. "Then, is it fun there?" "Why do you like this team so much?" You also need to learn to infect the other party with your emotions. Your curious tone and admiring tone will all infect the other person. "Really?" "Awesome" "Wow, I didn't know that before!" 4. Learn to praise each other. When a man listens to you and looks at you, and suddenly says "You look so cute when you smile", I don't believe that there is no fluctuation in your heart. Not only women will be hit by compliments, but men will also, and they will wag their tails proudly because of the compliments. Complimenting the other person's dressing style, complimenting his shirt, and complimenting his appearance today will make a man feel in a good mood and feel that he is being appreciated. "I think you are quite suitable for dressing like this." "Your shirt looks good. Did you pick it yourself?" Chatting skills with men with high emotional intelligence 1. Self-confidence For those who are familiar with themselves, it will indeed attract others. Talk, of course, don't do too much or others will think you might be a bit nervous, just be very approachable and very easy to talk to. (1) Match your wavy hair with your cashmere coat. You look very classy. (2) The horoscope book says that today is a good day for us to chat. (3) You have a very good T-shirt. I think your clothes are very good. 2. Self-presentation. Self-presentation can not only let others know you, but also highlight your own characteristics to attract others to pay attention to you. Therefore, this method is advisable, but you must pay attention to being realistic, not to be stinky, and not to let others know your impression. Big discount. (1) Show life taste: I went out to eat with my friends. The waiter hasn't served the food yet, I feel hungry and empty. (2) Lifestyle display: I feel full of strength now, just worked out in the gym for an hour, and now go home to take a shower. Tips on how to seduce a man 3 Tips for chatting for the first time 1. "Looking at the photos in your circle of friends, I think of my elementary school classmates, and I feel like I am back to my childhood" 2. "The big wavy hair matches your velvet jacket , you look so elegant." 3. "Why aren't you sleeping, little night owl?" 4. "The horoscope book says that today is a good day for us to chat." 5. "You are dressed in a catwalk style, and I think your clothes are very good. ” Chat techniques 1. “How about we learn to swim together?” “Okay.” “That way we can fall in love.” 2. Just have fun. Why should I have fun secretly? Because I love you. 3. You flew into my heart like a small jet plane. 4. Do you know that no one touches my heartstrings like you? 5. You must have cheated secretly, otherwise you wouldn’t have gotten perfect marks in my heart. 6. Your name only has two words. Although it doesn’t make up a sentence, it already fills my heart. 7. You are obviously not short-sighted. Why can't you tell that I like you? 8. Can you shut up? I didn't speak. Then why is your voice filling my head? 9. Can you tell me a little bit what you want? Please keep your voice down. Only the two of us can hear me. I will definitely go to you. I don’t want anyone to do anything to make you sad. I will never do it again. 10. You are Feng’er, I am Sha, you are Hami, and I am Melon. You are the toothpaste and I am the brush 11. Do you have a lighter? No. Then how did you light up my heart. 12. Is there anything you can’t do? I won’t leave you. 13. You’ve gained weight again. It’s great that I have one more thing I can like about you. 14. Do you know what I like to eat? I like to look at it longingly. You 15. If I pushed you into the garden, I wouldn’t be able to find you. Why? Because you are as beautiful as a flower.